bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
Yeah, Dormant Ordeal is still my AOTY, and @sleepingvillage.bsky.social let me contribute a review for it a while back
DORMANT ORDEAL - Tooth and Nail (Review)
DORMANT ORDEAL - Tooth and Nail (Review). Blackened death metal, probably one of the best albums of the year.
www.sleepingvillagereviews.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yeah, Dormant Ordeal is still my AOTY, and @sleepingvillage.bsky.social let me contribute a review for it a while back
My God, it's still perfect.
Tooth and Nail, by Dormant Ordeal
9 track album
dormantordeal.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My God, it's still perfect.
Trump to Republicans: I will fuck your ugly bitch wife right in front of you, you stupid cuck
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trump to Republicans: I will fuck your ugly bitch wife right in front of you, you stupid cuck
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
We will be right back with our podcast about the horrific and rapid decline of America after these ads for 3 different gambling apps
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We will be right back with our podcast about the horrific and rapid decline of America after these ads for 3 different gambling apps
Remembering that as a rural teenager with bad dial up, my album purchasing process was often going to Coinstar, getting an Amazon gift card, and getting something I had read a lot about
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Calculating Infinity by The Dillinger Escape Plan on Apple Music
Album · 1999 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Remembering that as a rural teenager with bad dial up, my album purchasing process was often going to Coinstar, getting an Amazon gift card, and getting something I had read a lot about
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Listening to Civerous got me wanting Austin Death Fest to come back so bad. Lineup was stacked and it was set up beautifully so you didn't have to miss anyone
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Listening to Civerous got me wanting Austin Death Fest to come back so bad. Lineup was stacked and it was set up beautifully so you didn't have to miss anyone
Care to join me for a little 2024 modern death metal classic Maze Envy by the band Civerous?
Maze Envy, by Civerous
7 track album
listen.20buckspin.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Care to join me for a little 2024 modern death metal classic Maze Envy by the band Civerous?
Haha wow that's crazy. Same reason I don't want a cybertruck haha
I’m glad my husband has a big dick so he doesn’t feel the need to buy a cybertruck
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Haha wow that's crazy. Same reason I don't want a cybertruck haha
"the women drawn to RFK Jr" should be a topic reserved for the most niche academic journals, never to be noticed by the general public
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"the women drawn to RFK Jr" should be a topic reserved for the most niche academic journals, never to be noticed by the general public
Who up doing the waltz with they murderer
Norma Jean - Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste
YouTube video by themetallicafan1
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Who up doing the waltz with they murderer
Untouchable
Every Time I Die - Logic Of Crocodiles
YouTube video by Ferret Music
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Untouchable
Open string chugs and panic chords arranged in a wide variety of patterns
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Open string chugs and panic chords arranged in a wide variety of patterns
I, too, need $10,000 to get back home from Vermont
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I, too, need $10,000 to get back home from Vermont
Uh oh this episode is gonna have so much insufferable shit
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Uh oh this episode is gonna have so much insufferable shit
There are people who reject the validity of Christian extreme genres, and that's fine I'm not here to argue
But when repressive Christianity is such a dominating force, I think the good shit is a necessary lifeline and starting point for a lot of youth
I know it was for me
But when repressive Christianity is such a dominating force, I think the good shit is a necessary lifeline and starting point for a lot of youth
I know it was for me
Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest by Zao on Apple Music
Album · 1998 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There are people who reject the validity of Christian extreme genres, and that's fine I'm not here to argue
But when repressive Christianity is such a dominating force, I think the good shit is a necessary lifeline and starting point for a lot of youth
I know it was for me
But when repressive Christianity is such a dominating force, I think the good shit is a necessary lifeline and starting point for a lot of youth
I know it was for me
All my selfies are in the gym or a public bathroom because I am never home
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All my selfies are in the gym or a public bathroom because I am never home
There comes a point on any metallic hardcore/metalcore phase where you get to the Christian stuff
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
Reborn by Living Sacrifice on Apple Music
Album · 1997 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There comes a point on any metallic hardcore/metalcore phase where you get to the Christian stuff
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
I like when bands print on Comfort Colors, one of the few blanks that actually fits like a t shirt should lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I like when bands print on Comfort Colors, one of the few blanks that actually fits like a t shirt should lol
Early Christian metalcore was so insane, they'd be like "this song is about how sex before marriage is a sin and abortion is murder" and then play the most violent song you've heard in your life
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Early Christian metalcore was so insane, they'd be like "this song is about how sex before marriage is a sin and abortion is murder" and then play the most violent song you've heard in your life
I've had to hammer glutes recently since I apparently developed a deficit coming back from my injury, and holy shit I didn't realize how much you use your ass in daily life
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I've had to hammer glutes recently since I apparently developed a deficit coming back from my injury, and holy shit I didn't realize how much you use your ass in daily life
Thrash is political
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
Not Like This, by Transgressive
5 track album
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thrash is political
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
SHOW ME THE WRATH
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
SHOW ME THE WRATH
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
Still in full on hardcore mode, speaking of albums that beat fucking ass
Not Through Blood, by Pain Of Truth
11 track album
dazestyle.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Still in full on hardcore mode, speaking of albums that beat fucking ass
Might squat max later so I'm loading up on the best max day meal: a 2 piece dark and cream cheese wontons from the fried chicken place next door
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Might squat max later so I'm loading up on the best max day meal: a 2 piece dark and cream cheese wontons from the fried chicken place next door
Maybe tonight I will play my 20 year old vintage gaming console, the Xbox 360
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Maybe tonight I will play my 20 year old vintage gaming console, the Xbox 360