Michael Bauser
@bauser.com
I was the first Bauser on the Internet.
We started out at a surrealist masquerade. Not sure where we are now. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
We started out at a surrealist masquerade. Not sure where we are now. Happy New Year!
My wife @coreyosullivan.com wanted to watch "some old #movies" she hadn't seen yet. We started with "The Stuff," then "The Philadelphia Experiment," and we're #nowWatching #Robocop. How the hell did I marry a woman who's never seen RoboCop!?
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My wife @coreyosullivan.com wanted to watch "some old #movies" she hadn't seen yet. We started with "The Stuff," then "The Philadelphia Experiment," and we're #nowWatching #Robocop. How the hell did I marry a woman who's never seen RoboCop!?
I just backed The Making of THE FINAL SACRIFICE on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
The Making of THE FINAL SACRIFICE
The Flying Dutchman Tells All: After years of wild rumors & speculation, the director of this MST3K classic comes clean!
www.kickstarter.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I just backed The Making of THE FINAL SACRIFICE on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
I had forgotten about the musical #Detroit Institute of #Arts commercial until I read this story, and then suddenly, I was missing it. So I just made my wife watch BOTH versions on YouTube.
news.artnet.com/art-world/de...
news.artnet.com/art-world/de...
Detroit Institute of Arts Remakes Its Iconic 1976 Ad for a New Generation
For the 50th anniversary of its iconic “You Gotta Have Art” advertising spot, DIA has created a shot-by-shot remake for a new generation.
news.artnet.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I had forgotten about the musical #Detroit Institute of #Arts commercial until I read this story, and then suddenly, I was missing it. So I just made my wife watch BOTH versions on YouTube.
news.artnet.com/art-world/de...
news.artnet.com/art-world/de...
#AI is just replicating what non-artificial intelligences have been doing to each other for years. These chatbots are customized #propaganda machines, making people as crazy just like religion or Fox News can.
futurism.com/commitment-j...
futurism.com/commitment-j...
People Are Being Involuntarily Committed, Jailed After Spiraling Into "ChatGPT Psychosis"
People experiencing "ChatGPT psychosis" are being involuntarily committed to mental hospitals and jailed following AI mental health crises.
futurism.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#AI is just replicating what non-artificial intelligences have been doing to each other for years. These chatbots are customized #propaganda machines, making people as crazy just like religion or Fox News can.
futurism.com/commitment-j...
futurism.com/commitment-j...
Damn, that's a pointed choice of a movie for a memorial. Well played, Harkins Theatres!
www.harkins.com/movies/the-a...
www.harkins.com/movies/the-a...
Harkins Theatres | The American President - A Rob Reiner Tribute
Comedy-drama about a widowed U.S. President and a lobbyist who fall in love. It's all above-board, but "politics is perception", and sparks fly anyway.
www.harkins.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Damn, that's a pointed choice of a movie for a memorial. Well played, Harkins Theatres!
www.harkins.com/movies/the-a...
www.harkins.com/movies/the-a...
Technology just created a new B-movie plot: Travelers following #AI directions get lost in the jungle of dinosaurs/cannibals/whatever.
bbc.com/travel/artic...?
bbc.com/travel/artic...?
The perils of letting AI plan your next trip
An imagined town in Peru, an Eiffel tower in Beijing: travellers are increasingly using tools like ChatGPT for itinerary ideas – and being sent to destinations that don't exist.
bbc.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Technology just created a new B-movie plot: Travelers following #AI directions get lost in the jungle of dinosaurs/cannibals/whatever.
bbc.com/travel/artic...?
bbc.com/travel/artic...?
Does Little Marco have a list of woke fonts he can share with the rest of us? I want to make sure I exclusively use those going forward.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Does Little Marco have a list of woke fonts he can share with the rest of us? I want to make sure I exclusively use those going forward.
First time seeing West Grand #Burlesque since they moved to Northville. @coreyosullivan.com got on stage for a selfie with the cast, because she's so extra.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
First time seeing West Grand #Burlesque since they moved to Northville. @coreyosullivan.com got on stage for a selfie with the cast, because she's so extra.
Illegal dumping has long been a problem on the Superior Township end of Leforge Road, but now it's happening on the #Ypsilanti end. This dishwasher was dumped across the street from Peninsular Park!
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Illegal dumping has long been a problem on the Superior Township end of Leforge Road, but now it's happening on the #Ypsilanti end. This dishwasher was dumped across the street from Peninsular Park!
The #Ypsilanti Cinemark seemed overwhelmed by the #WickedForGood crowd tonight. At one point, they had to stop people entering the 3D theater while the staff looked for more 3D glasses!
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The #Ypsilanti Cinemark seemed overwhelmed by the #WickedForGood crowd tonight. At one point, they had to stop people entering the 3D theater while the staff looked for more 3D glasses!
Sentences I didn't want to be overhearing co-workers say right now: "I know it's not strep throat."
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sentences I didn't want to be overhearing co-workers say right now: "I know it's not strep throat."
This poster shop's got me figured out, y'all.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This poster shop's got me figured out, y'all.
One last #Halloween party, at a "mead tasting room" that might be a converted carwash. WTF, #Ypsilanti?
#MST3K
#MST3K
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
One last #Halloween party, at a "mead tasting room" that might be a converted carwash. WTF, #Ypsilanti?
#MST3K
#MST3K
This headline might be the greatest example ever of someone thinking their personal and very specific anxieties are newsworthy. It's an almost transcendental instance of #music critic navel-gazing. Even the #Pitchfork editors must be in awe.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
Lily Allen’s album shows why open relationships aren’t for us children of divorce | The Independent
Like me, Lily Allen is a child of divorced parents – it’s no wonder an open relationship didn’t work for her, writes Olivia Petter, it certainly wouldn’t for me
www.independent.co.uk
October 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This headline might be the greatest example ever of someone thinking their personal and very specific anxieties are newsworthy. It's an almost transcendental instance of #music critic navel-gazing. Even the #Pitchfork editors must be in awe.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
"What's in that box?" I wondered when I saw it on the shelf at #Goodwill. The label they put on the box only sorta answered the question.
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"What's in that box?" I wondered when I saw it on the shelf at #Goodwill. The label they put on the box only sorta answered the question.
Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to the #Ypsilanti #Cryptid Festival tonight. She bought some soap, but I thought the haunted caboose next store was more fun.
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to the #Ypsilanti #Cryptid Festival tonight. She bought some soap, but I thought the haunted caboose next store was more fun.
My wife @coreyosullivan.com keeping her #spookyseason going by dragging me to the Ann Arbor Oddities Bazaar and @holybones.bsky.social on the same day.
October 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My wife @coreyosullivan.com keeping her #spookyseason going by dragging me to the Ann Arbor Oddities Bazaar and @holybones.bsky.social on the same day.
Took @coreyosullivan.com to the Sinner's Ball in Detroit last night. We were hoping for more of a #TheaterBizarre vibe than we got. I think the biggest problem was the audience was a bunch of squares.
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Took @coreyosullivan.com to the Sinner's Ball in Detroit last night. We were hoping for more of a #TheaterBizarre vibe than we got. I think the biggest problem was the audience was a bunch of squares.
#Ypsilanti making some noise for #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
#Ypsilanti making some noise for #NoKings
The bar closest to the #Ypsilanti #NoKings protest emailed to invite protesters in for a beer. Is pregaming a protest a thing?
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The bar closest to the #Ypsilanti #NoKings protest emailed to invite protesters in for a beer. Is pregaming a protest a thing?
Today is #Thanksgiving in #Canada because Canadians are #thankful that #Columbus never reached their borders.
October 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today is #Thanksgiving in #Canada because Canadians are #thankful that #Columbus never reached their borders.
My wife was driving us to the #MichRenFest when I saw the smoke column and googled "fire grand blanc mi," expecting a small local news story. We had to pull over 3 times for emergency vehicles to pass us. I don't think many people at the Festival knew what had happened.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Live updates: Deadly church shooting and fire at Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Michigan | CNN
At least 4 people were killed in a shooting in Grand Blanc Township. Follow for live updates.
www.cnn.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My wife was driving us to the #MichRenFest when I saw the smoke column and googled "fire grand blanc mi," expecting a small local news story. We had to pull over 3 times for emergency vehicles to pass us. I don't think many people at the Festival knew what had happened.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Almost an hour-long wait at the #Ypsilanti Meijer today for flu and COVID #vaccines. Nice that the locals ignoring RFK, I guess.
September 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Almost an hour-long wait at the #Ypsilanti Meijer today for flu and COVID #vaccines. Nice that the locals ignoring RFK, I guess.