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Salem 🦇⚰️
@batkingsalem.bsky.social
they/he 🏳️‍⚧️ 30’s
king of guitarprincess
artist & certified freak™️ - MINORS/ANTIS DNI!
Wife guy to @tsunderestorm.bsky.social
shop: chickpeaillustration.bigcartel.com
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I just have a lot of feelings about them at the moment and they all revolve around Alastor saying “you’re almost old enough to be my father so I will not call you daddy, creep” and then Vox just nuts on the spot because he’s like, pathetic.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
God your fucking mind is astounding (positive) THANK YOU I LOVE THIS
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Also Angel would lean into it SO hard, all hips swaying bent over like “ooh, mister, don’t you think I’m wayyyyy too young for you to get a boner like that over?” which is hilarious bc Husk is unironically that “I’m way too old for you, kid” trope
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is the only way hd gets my dick up and it gets my dick WAY WAY up, thank you for these posts 🙏🙏 you’re so smart
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m so glad you like it!!! This batch did turn out REALLY fucking good, I need to remember what I did this time because it was way more flavorful!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
SHUT UPPPPP
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Your lashes are SO pretty and your eyes are SO bright, it’s mesmerizing 😍😍
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
God this is the best timeline
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh he cried for the whole thing I had to keep feeding him my snacks to help him
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is beautiful I want him in ways concerning to all mankind 🥵🥵🙏🙏💖💖
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me too tbh that’s objectively the best candy bar
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM