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Salem 🦇⚰️

@batkingsalem.bsky.social

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they/he 🏳️‍⚧️ 30’s king of guitarprincess artist & certified freak™️ - MINORS/ANTIS DNI! Wife guy to @tsunderestorm.bsky.social shop: chickpeaillustration.bigcartel.com

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · Nov 16

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 5h

BRO WTF as a kid I would have never even been able to FATHOM hitting my parents omfg

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 6h

RIGHT, taking care of myself is MORE than enough work with my mental health as bad as it is, I think it takes a certain amount of self awareness to realize that and consciously make the decision to not have kids, so it’s actually a good thing to choose not to??

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 6h

I think a lot of it just comes down to misery loving company 🤣 a lot of these people are bitter and feel jealous of people who made a different decision

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 6h

God I did my time in retail, I completely agree. I also did some substitute teaching, and that just sealed the deal for me even further 🤣🤣

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 7h

I couldn’t do that much stress and overstimulation all the time and know I’d act the exact same as these parents or worse, so why would I intentionally subject myself OR kids to that

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 7h

Why do people even question why others want to be ch1ldfree, like every time I see parents in public spaces with their kids they act annoyed, exhausted, and tbh like they don’t LIKE their kids so yeah miss me with that

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jess 🎀 @tsunderestorm.bsky.social · 9h

lrp this is why i don't have time anymore for the "civil debate" approach. some of these people just legitimately want minorities dead and they're proud of that. i will never feel sorry when one of these bigots is no longer breathing

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 9h

THANK YOU!!!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 10h

I’m so glad you like it!!!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 11h

TJFKCKKSKAKS THANK YOU ENJOY 💖💖💖

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOUUUUU!!! 😩💖💖

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

ACKMSMXMSMSKXKS friend thank you, this is so kind??? 😭😭😭 I LOVE coloring my lines, it really makes a huge difference and I always get excited to do it!!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!!!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Asdjcjkkm thank you!!!! 😊

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!!!! I tweaked the colors SO much while working on this, but I’m really pleased with where I landed on it!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!!! 😊 💖💖

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Their actual pairing name believe it or not 🤣

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!!!! 😊💖💖

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking love this holy shit I’m crying YES 🤣🤣🤣

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lazyprincesswriter.bsky.social @lazyprincesswriter.bsky.social · 1d

I want Lute to treat killing Vaggie as the solution to all of her problems.

Forgot to buy milk - Vaggie must die
Chipped a nail - Vaggie must die
Stubbed her toe - Vaggie must die

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

AHHHH THANK YOU!! 😩💖💖 I love them so much, every time I get to draw them I’m SO excited!!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!!!!! Their faces are so soft and squishy in this, it was a joy to render them 😭💖

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU AREI 😭💖💖

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you omg!! I love any time I get to draw these two - apart, together, any and all!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU!!! I’m REALLY happy with how it came out, it took me a while but the result was worth it! I’m also just disastrously slow 🤣

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