Salem 🦇⚰️
@batkingsalem.bsky.social
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they/he 🏳️‍⚧️ 30’s king of guitarprincess artist & certified freak™️ - MINORS/ANTIS DNI! Wife guy to @tsunderestorm.bsky.social shop: chickpeaillustration.bigcartel.com
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batkingsalem.bsky.social
BRO WTF as a kid I would have never even been able to FATHOM hitting my parents omfg
batkingsalem.bsky.social
RIGHT, taking care of myself is MORE than enough work with my mental health as bad as it is, I think it takes a certain amount of self awareness to realize that and consciously make the decision to not have kids, so it’s actually a good thing to choose not to??
batkingsalem.bsky.social
I think a lot of it just comes down to misery loving company 🤣 a lot of these people are bitter and feel jealous of people who made a different decision
batkingsalem.bsky.social
God I did my time in retail, I completely agree. I also did some substitute teaching, and that just sealed the deal for me even further 🤣🤣
batkingsalem.bsky.social
I couldn’t do that much stress and overstimulation all the time and know I’d act the exact same as these parents or worse, so why would I intentionally subject myself OR kids to that
batkingsalem.bsky.social
Why do people even question why others want to be ch1ldfree, like every time I see parents in public spaces with their kids they act annoyed, exhausted, and tbh like they don’t LIKE their kids so yeah miss me with that
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tsunderestorm.bsky.social
lrp this is why i don't have time anymore for the "civil debate" approach. some of these people just legitimately want minorities dead and they're proud of that. i will never feel sorry when one of these bigots is no longer breathing
batkingsalem.bsky.social
I’m so glad you like it!!!
batkingsalem.bsky.social
TJFKCKKSKAKS THANK YOU ENJOY 💖💖💖
batkingsalem.bsky.social
THANK YOUUUUU!!! 😩💖💖
batkingsalem.bsky.social
ACKMSMXMSMSKXKS friend thank you, this is so kind??? 😭😭😭 I LOVE coloring my lines, it really makes a huge difference and I always get excited to do it!!
batkingsalem.bsky.social
Asdjcjkkm thank you!!!! 😊
batkingsalem.bsky.social
Thank you!!!! I tweaked the colors SO much while working on this, but I’m really pleased with where I landed on it!
batkingsalem.bsky.social
Their actual pairing name believe it or not 🤣
batkingsalem.bsky.social
I fucking love this holy shit I’m crying YES 🤣🤣🤣
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lazyprincesswriter.bsky.social
I want Lute to treat killing Vaggie as the solution to all of her problems.

Forgot to buy milk - Vaggie must die
Chipped a nail - Vaggie must die
Stubbed her toe - Vaggie must die
batkingsalem.bsky.social
AHHHH THANK YOU!! 😩💖💖 I love them so much, every time I get to draw them I’m SO excited!!
batkingsalem.bsky.social
Thank you!!!!! Their faces are so soft and squishy in this, it was a joy to render them 😭💖
batkingsalem.bsky.social
THANK YOU AREI 😭💖💖
batkingsalem.bsky.social
Thank you omg!! I love any time I get to draw these two - apart, together, any and all!
batkingsalem.bsky.social
THANK YOU!!! I’m REALLY happy with how it came out, it took me a while but the result was worth it! I’m also just disastrously slow 🤣