hey do you have plans for Christmas day

I feel this so much the only time I'm not completely broke is when I work 50-60 hours a week and when you work that much there's no point not being broke

hey charlotte a roofer just woke me up really early from a dream where I was digging and living in a complex tunnel system funded by my famous acoustic song that went like 🎶 her pussy slapped the chair with her pussy, the chair slapped her pussy with the chair 🎶

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oh nevermind lol my b

feet will never be gone as long as I live 🤬

lmfao I thought she looked like a gender swap of Val Kilmer in tombstone and went to grab a ss from the film for an estrogen would have saved her joke but that's literally just what this is

We do have a written record in the 2nd century AD, we have “letter to a barefoot boy” and “letter to a barefoot woman”

I'm glad it doesn't happen to other ppl this much! It's hella annoying when it's like 2 burritos and they steal just one and I literally tipped them enough that they could have just bought a burrito. lately I've just been standing at the end of my driveway and it's been straight every time.

I think it's bc I live in a bougie neighborhood (a small family + 2 single adults crammed into a single family home) so they assume I'm rich or smth? I know it doesn't happen to other people that often.

like 3 out of 4 times I've used a food delivery service they've stolen at least half of the food

"a woman who is trapped inside a man who is trapped inside a woman"
This just bisexual vore material

um!!!

we love orville peck

this made my stomach hurt lmao

my ex wanted to do mine bc she never gave anyone a shot before but when the time came she was so nervous she stabbed her hand and bent the needle