'Vae
@basilravioli.bsky.social
they/them - eskate fan - bisexual - dumbass
Vomiting, diarrhea, and fever but this evil ass job is still making me work. They tried to make me take my mask off too!
December 5, 2023 at 7:36 AM
Vomiting, diarrhea, and fever but this evil ass job is still making me work. They tried to make me take my mask off too!
oh no I'm sick af oops
December 4, 2023 at 1:44 AM
oh no I'm sick af oops
our party's new method of torturing our dm is my warlock casting spike growth and the rogue/barb grappler dash dragging enemies through the edge of it for like 10 or 12d4 free dmg every round.
November 18, 2023 at 11:47 PM
our party's new method of torturing our dm is my warlock casting spike growth and the rogue/barb grappler dash dragging enemies through the edge of it for like 10 or 12d4 free dmg every round.
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We do have a written record in the 2nd century AD, we have “letter to a barefoot boy” and “letter to a barefoot woman”
November 15, 2023 at 4:13 AM
We do have a written record in the 2nd century AD, we have “letter to a barefoot boy” and “letter to a barefoot woman”
finally found a way to never get robbed by food delivery people
November 10, 2023 at 9:53 AM
finally found a way to never get robbed by food delivery people
I completely forgot there were two Spiderman movies where Spiderman is a rapey fuckboy who kills Gwen at the end and isn't redeemed in any way. Wtf was that?
November 9, 2023 at 3:32 PM
I completely forgot there were two Spiderman movies where Spiderman is a rapey fuckboy who kills Gwen at the end and isn't redeemed in any way. Wtf was that?
Christians are trying to groom our kids 🙁
November 2, 2023 at 6:44 AM
Christians are trying to groom our kids 🙁
my pronouns are they/them in that way where if someone accidentally calls he I'm hurt and irritated but if someone accidentally calls me she I am fiercely loyal to them forever
October 26, 2023 at 5:34 PM
my pronouns are they/them in that way where if someone accidentally calls he I'm hurt and irritated but if someone accidentally calls me she I am fiercely loyal to them forever
taking a ho bath and shaving in my back yard bc my landlord starring remodeling the basement while I was asleep and they removed every toilet in my house, turned off the water, and plugged all the drains.
October 25, 2023 at 10:53 PM
taking a ho bath and shaving in my back yard bc my landlord starring remodeling the basement while I was asleep and they removed every toilet in my house, turned off the water, and plugged all the drains.
hey bb read this with me at the park and explain to me what it means I'm redacted
October 24, 2023 at 9:29 AM
hey bb read this with me at the park and explain to me what it means I'm redacted
I honestly legitimately don't know if I'm allowed to wear this at work or not, can someone who doesn't have a learning disability please advise?
October 22, 2023 at 6:52 AM
I honestly legitimately don't know if I'm allowed to wear this at work or not, can someone who doesn't have a learning disability please advise?
laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a region and police are an occupying military force
October 19, 2023 at 1:42 PM
laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a region and police are an occupying military force
I wish I knew an unemployed person who was immune to shame and embarrassment. We could do something really funny at my job at the big bad main company.
October 19, 2023 at 10:42 AM
I wish I knew an unemployed person who was immune to shame and embarrassment. We could do something really funny at my job at the big bad main company.
Manager 1: "guys please be careful, let falling objects fall! Someone literally shattered their collarbone on day shift earlier!"
*gasps ripple across the room*
Manager 2: "Also, canonically; this is the actual day that Tony Stark sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos."
💀💀💀
*gasps ripple across the room*
Manager 2: "Also, canonically; this is the actual day that Tony Stark sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos."
💀💀💀
October 18, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Manager 1: "guys please be careful, let falling objects fall! Someone literally shattered their collarbone on day shift earlier!"
*gasps ripple across the room*
Manager 2: "Also, canonically; this is the actual day that Tony Stark sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos."
💀💀💀
*gasps ripple across the room*
Manager 2: "Also, canonically; this is the actual day that Tony Stark sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos."
💀💀💀
I'm doing the type of bad where I am buying the big bag of frozen fish sticks and I am drunk driving my skateboard to 7/11 at midnight bc I'm terrified to be awake at an hour of the day during which they can't sell alcohol
October 14, 2023 at 6:56 AM
I'm doing the type of bad where I am buying the big bag of frozen fish sticks and I am drunk driving my skateboard to 7/11 at midnight bc I'm terrified to be awake at an hour of the day during which they can't sell alcohol
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how often do I have to eat shit before I can say "I do my own stunts" instead of "I'm clumsy as shit.
I cw this as porn bc road burn wasn't an option but I know some ppl don't want to see that.
I cw this as porn bc road burn wasn't an option but I know some ppl don't want to see that.
October 7, 2023 at 11:10 PM
how often do I have to eat shit before I can say "I do my own stunts" instead of "I'm clumsy as shit.
I cw this as porn bc road burn wasn't an option but I know some ppl don't want to see that.
I cw this as porn bc road burn wasn't an option but I know some ppl don't want to see that.
middle aged white dudes think my skateboard is so fucking cool they literally stop me in the grocery store to chat about my skateboard 😎
October 5, 2023 at 3:56 AM
middle aged white dudes think my skateboard is so fucking cool they literally stop me in the grocery store to chat about my skateboard 😎
The new keffals article by Alyssa Shotwell on Mary Sue is unironically transphobic. Keffals is a problematic and controversial internet micro celebrity. Trying to link Alejandra Caraballo and Erin Reed to Keffals as of they are friends or associates is literally harmful to the trans community.
October 4, 2023 at 11:30 PM
The new keffals article by Alyssa Shotwell on Mary Sue is unironically transphobic. Keffals is a problematic and controversial internet micro celebrity. Trying to link Alejandra Caraballo and Erin Reed to Keffals as of they are friends or associates is literally harmful to the trans community.
you know that epiphany you have when you realize you're coming out of a depression you didn't know you were in? I just had one while slav squatting on my back porch eating a grilled cheese like a goblim.
October 1, 2023 at 11:07 PM
you know that epiphany you have when you realize you're coming out of a depression you didn't know you were in? I just had one while slav squatting on my back porch eating a grilled cheese like a goblim.
drunk! at the eskate bar.
September 23, 2023 at 5:33 AM
drunk! at the eskate bar.
my uncle died and I can't be there for my auntie bc I'm here and a week ago my landlord ripped out our kitchen to update it with basically no warning so if I haven't been reaching out that's why, when I'm too overstimulated I just completely shut down. sorry.
September 18, 2023 at 10:59 PM
my uncle died and I can't be there for my auntie bc I'm here and a week ago my landlord ripped out our kitchen to update it with basically no warning so if I haven't been reaching out that's why, when I'm too overstimulated I just completely shut down. sorry.