Ahh yes, the middle ground between "millions of people should die and be disabled on an ongoing basis" and "no they shouldn't".

Paging Dr. Alimentari. Paging Dr. Alimentari.

lmao I had never seen a photo of Alan Dye before but if you had put him in a lineup and asked me to point at the guy responsible for liquid glass I would have nailed it

The fact that I get this reference is causing me to do some introspection about how online I am...

OK more software might not be the solution, but have you considered: a *lot* more software?

What do you have against Mario Pizza

This last bit has been perplexing to me too, esp. w.r.t. seemingly unaffiliated programmers advocating for them. Like, why is it *so important* to these guys that I use these products? I mean we've always had flame wars about tools, but this is a very very different flavor.