jenny
@barzalline.bsky.social
elon university alum; writer @ lighthouse hockey
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ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics
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Francesca Lollobrigida, local hero of Italy in her last Winter Olympic Games, set an Olympic record to win gold in the women’s 3000m speed skating final 🇮🇹
AND it happened on her 35th birthday 🥳
Live updates: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
AND it happened on her 35th birthday 🥳
Live updates: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Francesca Lollobrigida, local hero of Italy in her last Winter Olympic Games, set an Olympic record to win gold in the women’s 3000m speed skating final 🇮🇹
AND it happened on her 35th birthday 🥳
Live updates: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
AND it happened on her 35th birthday 🥳
Live updates: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
bird horvat strikes again
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
bird horvat strikes again
"are there different tiers of sparrows?"
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"are there different tiers of sparrows?"
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Anthony Duclair: Doesn't "track" the puck well on one shift late in a period and is benched for the 2nd and 3rd.
Jonathan Drouin: Hasn't scored in 34 games, does nothing on a useless powerplay and has a dumb giveaway that leads to a breakaway that requires a sprawling save is right back out there.
Jonathan Drouin: Hasn't scored in 34 games, does nothing on a useless powerplay and has a dumb giveaway that leads to a breakaway that requires a sprawling save is right back out there.
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Anthony Duclair: Doesn't "track" the puck well on one shift late in a period and is benched for the 2nd and 3rd.
Jonathan Drouin: Hasn't scored in 34 games, does nothing on a useless powerplay and has a dumb giveaway that leads to a breakaway that requires a sprawling save is right back out there.
Jonathan Drouin: Hasn't scored in 34 games, does nothing on a useless powerplay and has a dumb giveaway that leads to a breakaway that requires a sprawling save is right back out there.
will drouin finally sit on the bench for a period
Drouin's second turnover of the period leads to a breakaway for Mercer, but he hits the crossbar on a backhand try with 48.3 seconds to go in the first. #Isles
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
will drouin finally sit on the bench for a period
they're calling it the worst power play anyone's ever seen
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
they're calling it the worst power play anyone's ever seen
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
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LET’S GET CRAZY
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
LET’S GET CRAZY
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CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP 🐦
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP 🐦
ppg or season over fr
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
ppg or season over fr
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Went to a hockey game, doing some birdwatching instead
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Went to a hockey game, doing some birdwatching instead
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got the best seat in the house 🐦
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
got the best seat in the house 🐦
our superstar
16th goal for Schaefer. One shy of Housley's record for an 18-year-old defenseman. #Isles
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
our superstar
matthew fucking schaefer
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
matthew fucking schaefer
i do not see heineman-drouin-holmstrom lasting a full game
#Isles lines at Monday's morning skate:
Barzal-Horvat-Palat
Heineman-Drouin-Holmstrom
Lee-Pageau-Duclair
MacLean-Cizikas-Gatcomb
E: Shabanov
Schaefer-Pulock
Pelech-DeAnagelo
Soucy-Mayfield
E: Boqvist
Rittich
Sorokin
Barzal-Horvat-Palat
Heineman-Drouin-Holmstrom
Lee-Pageau-Duclair
MacLean-Cizikas-Gatcomb
E: Shabanov
Schaefer-Pulock
Pelech-DeAnagelo
Soucy-Mayfield
E: Boqvist
Rittich
Sorokin
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
i do not see heineman-drouin-holmstrom lasting a full game
our boy is hitting the big time
Matthew Schaefer, New York Islanders & Hockey’s Youngest (and Nicest) Big Shot #isles www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Matthew Schaefer, Hockey’s Youngest (and Nicest) Big Shot
The eighteen-year-old Islander was last year’s No. 1 pick in the N.H.L. draft. On a recent day off, he shoots a commercial, chats with Tom Brady, and raves about babysitting.
www.newyorker.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
our boy is hitting the big time
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
score now or season over
February 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
score now or season over
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will roy make drouin sit on the bench for a period after that
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
will roy make drouin sit on the bench for a period after that
it would be incredibly funny if palat was good here
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
it would be incredibly funny if palat was good here