When you remember that the last time you saw your cousin Darren, he called you Stinkor and drank all your Capri-Suns.
January 23, 2026 at 10:21 AM
When you remember that the last time you saw your cousin Darren, he called you Stinkor and drank all your Capri-Suns.
There's a bleak humour to some of the most astonishingly pure and obvious dickheads with terrible ideas on social media saying that it's fine if someone gets murdered if they're a dickhead with terrible ideas.
"WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!"
*shot rings out*
"WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!"
*shot rings out*
September 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
There's a bleak humour to some of the most astonishingly pure and obvious dickheads with terrible ideas on social media saying that it's fine if someone gets murdered if they're a dickhead with terrible ideas.
"WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!"
*shot rings out*
"WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!"
*shot rings out*
Had a great time in Vietnam. 10/10, would go again.
August 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Had a great time in Vietnam. 10/10, would go again.
Continuing to be a full on tourist.
Great fun.
Great fun.
August 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Continuing to be a full on tourist.
Great fun.
Great fun.
An ancient evil awakens...
July 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
An ancient evil awakens...
First night in Hanoi.
I like it!
I like it!
July 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
First night in Hanoi.
I like it!
I like it!
Now have millions* on my travel banking card.
*of Vietnamese dong
One more week to go!
*of Vietnamese dong
One more week to go!
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Now have millions* on my travel banking card.
*of Vietnamese dong
One more week to go!
*of Vietnamese dong
One more week to go!
Hi five to my Polish neighbour who, while popping out for a quick crouch/smoke, let out a fart so loud it sounded like he just shat out a duck wearing a suit of armour.
June 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hi five to my Polish neighbour who, while popping out for a quick crouch/smoke, let out a fart so loud it sounded like he just shat out a duck wearing a suit of armour.
Reposted by Bart
Serious question. A friend of mine is very poorly and doesn’t have long left to live. Does anyone have the ability to put me in touch with Simon Pegg - yes that one - as I know she’d love to receive a message from him
June 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Serious question. A friend of mine is very poorly and doesn’t have long left to live. Does anyone have the ability to put me in touch with Simon Pegg - yes that one - as I know she’d love to receive a message from him
Quite a bit of this about today.
Come With Me And You'Ll Be In A World Of Pure Imagination. GIF
ALT: Come With Me And You'Ll Be In A World Of Pure Imagination. GIF
media.tenor.com
June 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Quite a bit of this about today.
Mrs B made a succulent Chinese meal to alleviate the back to work blues.
Her legend will never die.
Her legend will never die.
June 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mrs B made a succulent Chinese meal to alleviate the back to work blues.
Her legend will never die.
Her legend will never die.
Practically turned the flat upside down trying to work out where this weird constant *swish bump swish bump* noise is coming from, but after seeing that Animal Farm clip we've worked out it's just George Orwell turning in his Oxfordshire grave.
June 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Practically turned the flat upside down trying to work out where this weird constant *swish bump swish bump* noise is coming from, but after seeing that Animal Farm clip we've worked out it's just George Orwell turning in his Oxfordshire grave.
Reposted by Bart
Groimes oive wet meeself & oi dant know if its de ket or de feor
June 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Groimes oive wet meeself & oi dant know if its de ket or de feor
Gave myself the gift of steak and eggs for breakfast for my birthday.
June 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Gave myself the gift of steak and eggs for breakfast for my birthday.
Did not see this regeneration coming.
May 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Did not see this regeneration coming.
Lyon is such a pleasure to get around. Will be back soon I reckon.
May 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lyon is such a pleasure to get around. Will be back soon I reckon.
Back to Lyon to be ready for our morning flight, after a lengthy lunch in the village square.
#RSBartram
#RSBartram
May 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Back to Lyon to be ready for our morning flight, after a lengthy lunch in the village square.
#RSBartram
#RSBartram
Impressive amount of eldritch horror for an anthropology and natural history museum.
May 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Impressive amount of eldritch horror for an anthropology and natural history museum.
Mrs B: It's ok, skeleton turtle ghost isn't real, he can't get you.
Skeleton Turtle Ghost:
Skeleton Turtle Ghost:
May 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mrs B: It's ok, skeleton turtle ghost isn't real, he can't get you.
Skeleton Turtle Ghost:
Skeleton Turtle Ghost:
