BaronVonChickenpants
@baronvchickenpants.bsky.social
You might recognise me from such twitter profiles as @HowHorseyMove
To make things as awkward as possible I decided to use a different account name here.
Come find me on Chess.com and Lichess.org
To make things as awkward as possible I decided to use a different account name here.
Come find me on Chess.com and Lichess.org
Pinned
The most satisfying fork I have ever delivered.
Svidler On The Floof?
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Svidler On The Floof?
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Any of my correspondence/daily chess fans might want to consider joining Lichess LAdders as they are starting up a Correspondence ladder - lichessladders.com/ladders/5
Lichess Chess Ladders: Correspondence ladder
A correspondence ladder. You need to have played at least 5 Lichess correspondence games, and link your Discord account. The time control is TBD
lichessladders.com
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Any of my correspondence/daily chess fans might want to consider joining Lichess LAdders as they are starting up a Correspondence ladder - lichessladders.com/ladders/5
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Lucy Connolly pleaded guilty, was convicted under legislation introduced by Thatcher, and was sentenced under guidance brought in under Boris Johnson.
But I guess that's not enough to stop someone cashing in on the right wing sympathy circuit thanks to the fine brains at the Telegraph.
But I guess that's not enough to stop someone cashing in on the right wing sympathy circuit thanks to the fine brains at the Telegraph.
what the fuck is this headline from the BBC, I feel like I'm losing my mind www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lucy Connolly says she was political prisoner over Southport post
She gives her first newspaper interview after being released from prison.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Lucy Connolly pleaded guilty, was convicted under legislation introduced by Thatcher, and was sentenced under guidance brought in under Boris Johnson.
But I guess that's not enough to stop someone cashing in on the right wing sympathy circuit thanks to the fine brains at the Telegraph.
But I guess that's not enough to stop someone cashing in on the right wing sympathy circuit thanks to the fine brains at the Telegraph.
Criticizing bad ideas from the DBD community
YouTube video by not Otzdarva
youtu.be
July 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just when I think I'm getting a grip on this whole Chess thing I hang mate against the 450 ELO T-Rex box. @chess.com #chesspunks
July 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just when I think I'm getting a grip on this whole Chess thing I hang mate against the 450 ELO T-Rex box. @chess.com #chesspunks
Very upset I was not allowed to play chess here.
July 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Very upset I was not allowed to play chess here.
#chesspunks Which site do you think they are playing on?
![4-panel comic. (1) [Person 2 with white hat stands behind Person 1 who is seated at desk with laptop] PERSON 1: I’m ranked 7,145,000th globally on this chess platform. It’s hard to be ranked that low in *any* activity. (2) PERSON 1: Few pastimes even *have* 7 million rated players. Until the internet, it wasn’t really possible. You could be this bad, but only unofficially. (3) PERSON 1: So in a sense, I’m worse at chess than anyone was at *anything* for most of human history. PERSON 2: Why are you still doing it? (4) PERSON 1: Well, no human has ever had this many friends to play with. PERSON 2: That person is calling you some very obscene names. PERSON 1: Our friendship is complicated.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibttiz6nmqpook66kcfxofvchkxnjfuc3n5gthpsjnj6wyhmnz27q@jpeg)
July 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
#chesspunks Which site do you think they are playing on?
I think @slatetwitch.bsky.social woukd enjoy these!
Full thread of my 'Adrian Chills' stories, for any fans of flash fiction horror inspired by mundane newspaper columns
My talented wife @jeaniefinlay.com has turned my 'Adrian Chills' stories (short horror stories inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles) into actual columns!
June 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think @slatetwitch.bsky.social woukd enjoy these!
I did not see this move @jenshahade.bsky.social
June 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I did not see this move @jenshahade.bsky.social
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Peak meme execution
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Peak meme execution
Who's excited for the new season of Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Who's excited for the new season of Pope?
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Do you think I'll get banned for this one? - lichess.org/Lj5lBRY8/white
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Do you think I'll get banned for this one? - lichess.org/Lj5lBRY8/white
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
February 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Guess what I left to the last minute after promising myself last year I wouldn't leave it to the last minute!
January 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Guess what I left to the last minute after promising myself last year I wouldn't leave it to the last minute!
You know you're getting old when you've accidentally stayed up late because you were watching a really interesting video about sewing machines.
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You know you're getting old when you've accidentally stayed up late because you were watching a really interesting video about sewing machines.
Chess authors. How open are you to readers approaching you with typos or omissions found while reading?
Is it rude, disheartening or appreciated?
Is it rude, disheartening or appreciated?
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Chess authors. How open are you to readers approaching you with typos or omissions found while reading?
Is it rude, disheartening or appreciated?
Is it rude, disheartening or appreciated?
This his exactly how I feel, apart from the My Ratings Are Up bit
"My ratings are up because I haven’t given myself the chance to let them fall. I make excuses to not play the games because I’m “tired”, ignoring the fact that “tired” is my default state of being"
1/2
"My ratings are up because I haven’t given myself the chance to let them fall. I make excuses to not play the games because I’m “tired”, ignoring the fact that “tired” is my default state of being"
1/2
Hello. Sometimes I write blogs. I wrote one today. It's about winning but losing and losing but winning.
It's called "Foods That Start With the Letter Q".
Read it.
Thanks 🏀
#chess #chesspunks
whimsnickal.co.uk/2025/01/14/f...
It's called "Foods That Start With the Letter Q".
Read it.
Thanks 🏀
#chess #chesspunks
whimsnickal.co.uk/2025/01/14/f...
Foods That Start With the Letter Q
“Sometimes when you win, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win. And sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie. And sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Wi…
whimsnickal.co.uk
January 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This his exactly how I feel, apart from the My Ratings Are Up bit
"My ratings are up because I haven’t given myself the chance to let them fall. I make excuses to not play the games because I’m “tired”, ignoring the fact that “tired” is my default state of being"
1/2
"My ratings are up because I haven’t given myself the chance to let them fall. I make excuses to not play the games because I’m “tired”, ignoring the fact that “tired” is my default state of being"
1/2
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We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
January 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
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