The sadness most likely led to the writing life. In my opinion, the most prominent and common trait shared by most writers is an ability examine the world they encounter and an inability to let the most painful lessons from those examinations go.

I had completely forgotten about this!

I think this would be best.

Drunksgiving!

Used to be one of my favorite days of the year to work.

Or an adorable sex nickname.

He is such an absolutely unhinged, gaslighting lunatic.

Wouldn’t know. I’m still too young and pretty. 😏

I hope you feel better.

And, yes, I think the same thing on a daily basis for basically the same reasons.

Cleaning up, man! Love to hear it!

Your 9-5 isn’t killing your dreams! Sleeping and eating is! Going to the bathroom! You could master anything in that time!

It’s a strange warmth, to love someone through a sweater of ignorance purposefully knitted to distance someone from the disapproval or vulnerability that would come with knowing your true self. Artificial heat.

This is the way of the turkey days.

That’s wonderful!

Sunk Ape.

I want a piece of that smelly, swamp bastard.

Also, the jackalope.