Idk dawg. Our parish offers confession 3 times a week. The line is long and our pastor has to cut it short for Mass. He often hears the leftover confessions after Mass.
This is in small town SC.
This is in small town SC.
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Idk dawg. Our parish offers confession 3 times a week. The line is long and our pastor has to cut it short for Mass. He often hears the leftover confessions after Mass.
This is in small town SC.
This is in small town SC.
I will teach my children as my father taught me- you can wear the same pair of underwear 4 days in a row.
Day 1- Regular
Day 2- Turn them around
Day 3- Flip them inside out
Day 4- Turn them around again
Day 1- Regular
Day 2- Turn them around
Day 3- Flip them inside out
Day 4- Turn them around again
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I will teach my children as my father taught me- you can wear the same pair of underwear 4 days in a row.
Day 1- Regular
Day 2- Turn them around
Day 3- Flip them inside out
Day 4- Turn them around again
Day 1- Regular
Day 2- Turn them around
Day 3- Flip them inside out
Day 4- Turn them around again
All I want for Christmas is unredacted Epstein files.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
All I want for Christmas is unredacted Epstein files.
Actually, I think Bluey is fine for Catholic families.
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Actually, I think Bluey is fine for Catholic families.
In brighter news, my wife's health insurance went up 3x in price thanks to that Big ol' Beautiful Bill.
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In brighter news, my wife's health insurance went up 3x in price thanks to that Big ol' Beautiful Bill.
Looks like Christmas with my family is out of the question this year because we have a newborn and my sister and BIL don't want to get the flu shot.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looks like Christmas with my family is out of the question this year because we have a newborn and my sister and BIL don't want to get the flu shot.
Saint Juan Diego's Feast Day falls on Taco Tuesday this year. We are celebrating accordingly.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Saint Juan Diego's Feast Day falls on Taco Tuesday this year. We are celebrating accordingly.
It is the duty of the husband to tell his postpartum wife tales of the outside world.
For instance, "The grocery store was less crowded today. I got that nice cashier who we like. He seems well."
For instance, "The grocery store was less crowded today. I got that nice cashier who we like. He seems well."
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It is the duty of the husband to tell his postpartum wife tales of the outside world.
For instance, "The grocery store was less crowded today. I got that nice cashier who we like. He seems well."
For instance, "The grocery store was less crowded today. I got that nice cashier who we like. He seems well."
3 years sober today. Going to celebrate with cookies and chocolate milk.
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
3 years sober today. Going to celebrate with cookies and chocolate milk.
Happy Feast of Saint Andrew! How are you celebrating?
I got in the middle of a domestic situation happening at my neighbor's house. Andrew was always inserting himself in situations.
I got in the middle of a domestic situation happening at my neighbor's house. Andrew was always inserting himself in situations.
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Happy Feast of Saint Andrew! How are you celebrating?
I got in the middle of a domestic situation happening at my neighbor's house. Andrew was always inserting himself in situations.
I got in the middle of a domestic situation happening at my neighbor's house. Andrew was always inserting himself in situations.
I step out from the steam of my first shower in three days. The newborn is napping and the big kids are playing with the in-laws on the other side of the house. In a sleep deprived haze, I hear a far off and faint -yet clear- "six seeeeeven!"
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I step out from the steam of my first shower in three days. The newborn is napping and the big kids are playing with the in-laws on the other side of the house. In a sleep deprived haze, I hear a far off and faint -yet clear- "six seeeeeven!"
This reminds me of a similar speech when Biden called the troops, "stupid bastards". Except when Biden did it I laughed my ass off.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This reminds me of a similar speech when Biden called the troops, "stupid bastards". Except when Biden did it I laughed my ass off.
So are we ending the schism in my lifetime? Is that really gonna happen?
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So are we ending the schism in my lifetime? Is that really gonna happen?
It's America's most sacred civil holiday- Black Friday!
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's America's most sacred civil holiday- Black Friday!
I've gotten 9 hours of sleep total in the past 3 nights. The fact that I am still vertical is a Thanksgiving miracle.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've gotten 9 hours of sleep total in the past 3 nights. The fact that I am still vertical is a Thanksgiving miracle.
Thinking back to last Thanksgiving when I was proud of my mom for not gloating about Trump winning the election and then later realizing that her speech about the history of Thanksgiving and how it is a holiday on which we should "forgive and forget" in this country was her way of saying...
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Thinking back to last Thanksgiving when I was proud of my mom for not gloating about Trump winning the election and then later realizing that her speech about the history of Thanksgiving and how it is a holiday on which we should "forgive and forget" in this country was her way of saying...
This Conan Gray fella lookin like Elvis Jackson.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This Conan Gray fella lookin like Elvis Jackson.
After an hour of searching, buying a week subscription to one streaming service to find it isn't there, buying a month subscription to Peacock and finding it isn't offered there unless you buy Peacock Premium, and buying a month of that, we are finally able to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
After an hour of searching, buying a week subscription to one streaming service to find it isn't there, buying a month subscription to Peacock and finding it isn't offered there unless you buy Peacock Premium, and buying a month of that, we are finally able to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
BIL, a scientist: "The ability to stand upright is a feature common among all great apes."
Me, a commoner: "I'd like to consider myself a great ape but honestly I'm probably just mediocre."
Me, a commoner: "I'd like to consider myself a great ape but honestly I'm probably just mediocre."
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
BIL, a scientist: "The ability to stand upright is a feature common among all great apes."
Me, a commoner: "I'd like to consider myself a great ape but honestly I'm probably just mediocre."
Me, a commoner: "I'd like to consider myself a great ape but honestly I'm probably just mediocre."
My wife was not entirely pleased when I remarked that he resembles Chris Farley.
Mom and baby are happy and healthy. We got a chonker this time. Way bigger than his siblings. He came flying out on the solemnity of Christ the King which is pretty awesome.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My wife was not entirely pleased when I remarked that he resembles Chris Farley.
Mom and baby are happy and healthy. We got a chonker this time. Way bigger than his siblings. He came flying out on the solemnity of Christ the King which is pretty awesome.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Mom and baby are happy and healthy. We got a chonker this time. Way bigger than his siblings. He came flying out on the solemnity of Christ the King which is pretty awesome.
"Rugrats" is a slur.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Rugrats" is a slur.
Labor and delivery room has a nice view. A creek and some picnic tables.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Labor and delivery room has a nice view. A creek and some picnic tables.
Gonna take a long time before I can read the word "harvest" in the same way that I did in the past.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Gonna take a long time before I can read the word "harvest" in the same way that I did in the past.