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Googling “how to be less scared” and getting an AI generated result that says “there is nothing to be scared of :)”
Does anyone want to call my obgyn’s office to ask why they didn’t bill my insurance AT ALL for the 20,000 tests I needed to do because I’m considered a geriatric pregnancy because I DON’T
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Does anyone want to call my obgyn’s office to ask why they didn’t bill my insurance AT ALL for the 20,000 tests I needed to do because I’m considered a geriatric pregnancy because I DON’T
Curating a charm necklace for myself and just ordered a solid gold initial charm for my daughter’s name, I think being a girl mom is going to be my peak.
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Curating a charm necklace for myself and just ordered a solid gold initial charm for my daughter’s name, I think being a girl mom is going to be my peak.
Take a moment to picture a dog wagging its whole body because it’s so excited.
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Take a moment to picture a dog wagging its whole body because it’s so excited.
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
Eating cherries that aren’t underripe but they are so incredibly unsweet that I feel like I’m eating vegetables.
February 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Eating cherries that aren’t underripe but they are so incredibly unsweet that I feel like I’m eating vegetables.
Who’s selling the most stylish baby clothes, I need my newborn to be serving cunt right out the womb
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Who’s selling the most stylish baby clothes, I need my newborn to be serving cunt right out the womb
Showed my friend a bag that I like but can’t justify buying for myself and she said “just buy it for your daughter” and I was you can’t fucking say that to me because I’ll do it and my whole house will be full of shit that won’t even be cool anymore by the time my daughter is old enough for it!
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Showed my friend a bag that I like but can’t justify buying for myself and she said “just buy it for your daughter” and I was you can’t fucking say that to me because I’ll do it and my whole house will be full of shit that won’t even be cool anymore by the time my daughter is old enough for it!
Heard another person on a podcast say “comfortability” and I feel like I’m losing my mind.
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Heard another person on a podcast say “comfortability” and I feel like I’m losing my mind.
Sophie is honestly too good for him, Benedict better get his shit together right quick in the second half of the season.
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Sophie is honestly too good for him, Benedict better get his shit together right quick in the second half of the season.
Wuthering Heights and Dracula in theatres this month I’m eating GOOD
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Wuthering Heights and Dracula in theatres this month I’m eating GOOD
I am straight up an actual witch because I broke the all boy curse in my husband’s family. We’re having a girl!
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I am straight up an actual witch because I broke the all boy curse in my husband’s family. We’re having a girl!
Don’t tell the media but I’m back to eating avocado toast every day
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Don’t tell the media but I’m back to eating avocado toast every day
Would kill for a slice of Costco sheet cake rn.
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Would kill for a slice of Costco sheet cake rn.
Today has been stressful and it’s barely noon 🫠
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Today has been stressful and it’s barely noon 🫠
Being married to me is fun I bet
February 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Being married to me is fun I bet
My stomach HOITS and I’m not being brave about it
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
My stomach HOITS and I’m not being brave about it
I’m having a Cheesecake Factory turkey club delivered to the hospital after I give birth. My husband ordered one about three weeks ago and I’ve thought about it at least once a day since then.
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I’m having a Cheesecake Factory turkey club delivered to the hospital after I give birth. My husband ordered one about three weeks ago and I’ve thought about it at least once a day since then.
You motherfuckers didn’t tell me there was new Bridgerton? Wtf am I still even on social media for!
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You motherfuckers didn’t tell me there was new Bridgerton? Wtf am I still even on social media for!
I pay for almost every streaming service but every movie I want to watch requires me to pay extra to rent it????????????????????????????
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I pay for almost every streaming service but every movie I want to watch requires me to pay extra to rent it????????????????????????????
Call me crazy but I don’t feel like coffee needed protein.
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Call me crazy but I don’t feel like coffee needed protein.
I was like well I’m sick so it’s time to binge watch TV and then I was like what if I watch all the Marvel content in the universe’s chronological order and I started and tapped out immediately. I’m paused at 1 min 45 sec into Eyes of Wakanda.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I was like well I’m sick so it’s time to binge watch TV and then I was like what if I watch all the Marvel content in the universe’s chronological order and I started and tapped out immediately. I’m paused at 1 min 45 sec into Eyes of Wakanda.
I think people need to be more embarrassed actually.
January 29, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I think people need to be more embarrassed actually.
They changed the Costco muffins and I am bereft.
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
They changed the Costco muffins and I am bereft.
I have discovered the 3 perfect meals that don’t make me nauseous at all so now I can only eat those everyday for the next two and a half weeks.
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I have discovered the 3 perfect meals that don’t make me nauseous at all so now I can only eat those everyday for the next two and a half weeks.
My husband got me saline nasal spray and ordered chicken noodle soup from a local deli and I have an ice cream drumstick in the freezer and if all that doesn’t restore at least a few of my hit points I’m going to cry.
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
My husband got me saline nasal spray and ordered chicken noodle soup from a local deli and I have an ice cream drumstick in the freezer and if all that doesn’t restore at least a few of my hit points I’m going to cry.