❄️Professor Winter❄️
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bardofwinter.bsky.social
❄️Professor Winter❄️
@bardofwinter.bsky.social
Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 45. They/Them. No minors.

PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social
Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social

Me: http://linktr.ee/bardofwinter
My ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/bardofwinter
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❄️I'm Winter! (or Professor)
❄️Level 45
❄️Bard, Flirt, Poet, Menace
❄Nonbinary (They/them)
❄️Polyam, partnered, bi disaster
❄️NSFW VA
❄️Soft Dom, hard kinks, warm vibes
❄Malfunctioning brain
❄Beautiful Lunatics member 🌻
❄Fucking nerd
❄Midwest Coyote Cryptid
❄️DMs open

No age in bio or pinned? Blocked
My brain will forget the thing I went to the grocery store for, but it will bring up songs I learned my senior year of high school for choir, which was 27 years ago. Why do you work this way, brain?
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just the occasional reminder, random gifts confuse me and probably give you extra seratonin or something like that. https://throne.com/bardofwinter/wishlist
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Same with shorter women.
Friendly reminder: bigger women can be described with more than 'cute.'
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The thing about me is that if someone I love is holding a grudge against someone, that's my grudge now, too. I don't need to know what it's about. I just know that person is now getting the skeptical look from now on. Anything else is just unnecessary detail.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spending time with family is a great way to learn where you get some of your more annoying habits.

Or learn what some of your more annoying habits are.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is true.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Here you go, heathens.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Wherever I want to go. Or whenever.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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PLEASE keep this in mind!!
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gif that comes up when you search your name...
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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be helpful if i linked my kofi XD

ko-fi.com/Jahaliel
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I'm edging towards 100 followers, and to say thank you, I'm going to draw six characters in my style playing with some tentacles 🐙

🔞 18+ only!
💓♻️ Like & Repost this post!
🫂 Follow me
💬 Comment a fictional character or some refs of your OC!

I'll pick six to sketch once I hit 100 ✨️
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I had to, right?
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This user has a breeding kink.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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That would be amazing - thank you so much for your support Kitty! 🫶🏾🧚🏽‍♀️🫶🏾
We're at 14%, can we get her to 25% today?

If just 9 people gave just $15 each...

ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Gambit never folds!

CW: Tentacles and a big, needy staff-wielding man.
(Good fuck I love him so much)

#nsfw #nsfwart #r34 #marvelrivals
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've got a couple of bards who would fit in with this particular sort of scene.

Well, a bard/ranger (illusion specialist) and bard/warlock (dedicated to serving a succubus...)
Thinking about courtesan troubadours who travel from town to town, gathering an audience by carrying out sex acts that are physically impossible for anyone else.
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just the occasional reminder, random gifts confuse me and probably give you extra seratonin or something like that. https://throne.com/bardofwinter/wishlist
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My brain is struggling to focus on anything, and it is driving me crazy. Like, even books are a struggle at this point. Stupid fucking brain. How do you fix this?
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Noodle is always looking out for others, go ahead and spoil them!!
if you wanna spoil a noodle, you can do so here :)
most items are crowdfunded, no pressure 💚
throne.com/noodlescripts
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The world may be a mess, but listening to my (very Catholic) parents do their best to correctly gender their trans grandkids is pretty nice.
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I don’t really get requests but I’ve always been open to them!
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
List 10 random things you like:

1. Aimee
2. Making people laugh
3. Carnitas
4. Guillermo del Toro films
5. Tabletop RPGs
6. Seeing Bobby Flay lose
7. Flustering people
8. Cooking for loved ones
9. Snowfall I don't have to shovel
10. The smell of sandalwood
List 10 random things you like:

1. Soft blankets
2. Coffee with real cream
3. Bubble baths
4. Watching snow fall when I don't have to leave the house
5. Fresh bed sheets
6. Hugs from my kid
7. Voice notes from a crush
8. Omegaverse smut
9. Compliments from women
10. Kissing
List 10 random things you like:

1. Rocket League
2. DS9
3. Compliment from someone out of my league
4. Code that works the first time
5. Finishing a project
6. Carrot Cake
7. Eye contact
8. Ending a run energized
9. My slut-era
10. DMs from a crush
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Internet baseball boyfriend here to say- if Cal Raleigh played in the AL east, he'd have won the AL MVP, as he deserves.

Anyway. Don't mind me!
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM