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he/him. can say the word fag. whore for fries.
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I creamed on the wheat and the wheat got thicker
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I creamed on the wheat and the wheat got thicker
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
Had a gummy and cool shower. Movies and be on our phones anyone?
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Had a gummy and cool shower. Movies and be on our phones anyone?
The face of a man about to do NOTHING
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 AM
The face of a man about to do NOTHING
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
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I am soooo fucking gay
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I am soooo fucking gay
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Survived the week!
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Survived the week!
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I don’t wanna be a big people anymore.
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I don’t wanna be a big people anymore.
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Survived the hottest day of the year. Please clap.
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Survived the hottest day of the year. Please clap.
LOVE when my mom gets on the phone with her sister and I get to hear a bunch of tea about people I don't know
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
LOVE when my mom gets on the phone with her sister and I get to hear a bunch of tea about people I don't know
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Has anyone ever been so hot and so evil
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Has anyone ever been so hot and so evil
Shuffling cards while tipsy is an extreme sport
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Shuffling cards while tipsy is an extreme sport
Reviewing a restaurant's breakfast menu sounds like a fun gig until you realise you have to get up early to go do it 😔
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Reviewing a restaurant's breakfast menu sounds like a fun gig until you realise you have to get up early to go do it 😔
Like one of your French girls
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Like one of your French girls
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My manager having severe sleep apnoea means it's my job to keep him awake and sometimes I just let him sleep so I can do my work in peace
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
My manager having severe sleep apnoea means it's my job to keep him awake and sometimes I just let him sleep so I can do my work in peace
me at any given time
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
me at any given time
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Winston Duke has no right being so hot in Us. Lupita is busy stressing about her tethered I'm yelling daddy at the screen.
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Winston Duke has no right being so hot in Us. Lupita is busy stressing about her tethered I'm yelling daddy at the screen.
Watching the AFCON sports ball 3rd place final cause I'm so butch
January 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Watching the AFCON sports ball 3rd place final cause I'm so butch