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Dennis Reichenberg
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Software Architect by day, retired bedroom musician at night.
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Ticket für den #39c3 ✅
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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marcushellberg.dev
When Claude goes down
September 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
bananen.software
Final day at the #ti14 in Hamburg. PV taking the first map in a strong fashion. Let's see if XG can come back from this devastating defeat.
September 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Day 3 of #ti14 starts off with fan favourites nigma galaxy being eliminated from the lower bracket. Super strong performance by the chinese overlords #dota2
September 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Hard to take sides, when it's Europes last hope vs the pride of South America #ti14 #dota2
September 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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#ti14 #dota2 We in
September 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.

Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem.
September 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Ich werde #Microsoft zukünftig nur noch #Microschuft nennen, und ihr könnt nichts dagegen tun!
September 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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patrickbreitenbach.de
Kohäsion: Wenn Menschen sich verbunden fühlen, vertrauen sie einander, arbeiten an gemeinsamen Zielen und überwinden Krisen gemeinsam. Ohne sozialen Zusammenhalt zerfallen Demokratie, Solidarität und kollektives Handeln.
Jugendliche werden unter ständigem Konkurrenzdruck unkollegialer
Eine Studie der Uni Würzburg zeigt, dass sich Jugendliche unter ständigem Konkurrenzdruck immer unkollegialer verhalten. Die Forscher stellten fest, dass in zwei Jahren intensiven Wettbewerbs unter Sc...
www.br.de
September 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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All strings and no proper types makes Johnny a dull boy #typescript #ddd
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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introvertproblems.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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iainnd.bsky.social
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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So, ab jetzt gilt wieder: Europa, wir kommen! #hsv /s
August 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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TIL: If you run npm sbom --sbom-format in your #node / #typescript projects you get an #sbom. Pretty neat.

docs.npmjs.com/cli/v10/comm...
npm-sbom | npm Docs
Generate a Software Bill of Materials (SBOM)
docs.npmjs.com
August 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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malk-zameth.bsky.social
Satiric poster of someone stealing a painting titled “it’s not theft if you say you’re using it to train your AI algorithm”
August 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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tante.cc
Palantir Software ist nicht nur ein Problem, weil es so "in die Hände der AfD fallen könnte". Sie ist ein Problem, weil sie demokratische Grundsätze Computationalismus unterordnet. Auch ohne Faschisten im Parlament wäre die Anschaffung unwürdig und zu bekämpfen.
July 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Auf geht die wilde Reise #HSV #Kopenhagen. Mal schauen was der dänische Schienenersatzverkehr so kann...
July 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Whenever I go on a Trip and need to refill my #vegan supplements into a travel friendly Container I imagine myself being pulled out on the border and having to explain all these weird pills that I'm carrying around to the police...
July 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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gunnarmorling.dev
Wow, TIL that LISTEN/NOTIFY in Postgres requires a global lock when committing transactions issuing a NOTIFY. Consider listening to the WAL via logical replication as an alternative with no impact on the write path.

www.recall.ai/blog/postgre...
July 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Being at the #wearedevelopers conference rn makes me appreciate even more, how great the #37c3 and #38c3 were organized.
July 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Selbsternannte #KI Experten posten Screenshots ihrer visionären Slides auf LinkedIn mit roten Squiggly-Lines, weil sie im Editiermodus sind und vergessen haben, die Rechtschreibprüfung in PowerPoint auf Deutsch umzustellen. Peak Performance.
July 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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ianboudreau.com
Nine thousand people didn't get laid off so Microsoft can stay in business. It's a profitable company - very profitable in fact. They got laid off because they are not making magic Copilot beans, and Microsoft wants to spend more money on magic beans
July 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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youtu.be/HaFbmeWbEBw

Tolle Analyse zur Zusammensetzung von #Talkshows. So plastisch habe ich es noch nicht aufbereitet gesehen.
arrrrrmin: LanzMining - Wer spricht denn da?
YouTube video by media.ccc.de
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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flensrocker.de
So, some friend of mine had a stroke and no health insurance (yes, that's possible in Germany).
He's getting just the care for keeping him alive, but for a useful rehab he needs our help.
He's (or rather was) a great Blues musician and just a lovely person. If you can please help.
gofund.me/775673ee
Cuddel Blues braucht unsere Hilfe!, organized by Jan Syring
Cnud „Cuddel“ Jensen, bis vor 10 Jahren langjähriger Eigentümer des in Fle… Jan Syring braucht deine Unterstützung für Cuddel Blues braucht unsere Hilfe!
gofund.me
June 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM