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The Book of Mazarbullshit
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Queer father of fish, isopods, tarantulas, and a cat. TTRPG, Magic, and fantasy nerd. "That bitchy Hagrid" according to some girl at work. He/they.
I picked up a prerelease promo for like $8 for Canlander last week.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Those are my absolute favorite gummies. Truly S tier.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Lorwyn marked when I turned the corner from FNM noob with Ravnica and Time Spiral and actually got better at the game. It's like going home again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Hobbit with Lorwyn Eclipsed at a close 2nd. I'm not usually so hyped for UB stuff, but anything Tolkien is extremely nostalgic for me. I hyped for LotR for years and the release got ruined for me by a major medical incident and a 2 day hospital stay, so I want to experience that joy in the wild.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I technically played a few games around 7th ed, but I worked at a game store the summer between high school and college so I could get D&D books. Two of the locals taught me to draft (triple Ravnica: City of Guilds) so I could be an 8th for drafts, and I played my first FNM two weeks later.
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
With Mutate...
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Mine had to cap their 3 prereleases at 50, 40, and 40. I'm currently 2-0 into 6 rounds of Swiss and am simultaneously happy it's going so well and dreading having to be awake that long.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
But Pauper Commander....
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I really can't pick, but she's up there.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My personal fave.
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My current top 4.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's one of my favorite cards in my Teval list.

moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
The Cold Sibsig Mud - Commander (Teval, the Balanced Scale)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As someone who choreographed and performed an entire drag number to that song in college, approve.
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Also honey mustard on meatball subs.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thinly sliced granny smith apples on turkey sandwiches on cinnamon raisin bread with sharp cheddar, lettuce or spinach, & a light spread of mayo. You also can swap out the cinnamon raisin bread for sourdough and dried cranberries.
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Same. That game is one of the foundations of my nerd awakening in my childhood.
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
*Rushes to update my Glarb cEDH list*
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Came here to say this too!
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM