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Bam Persand
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Another freaked out dude. Enthusiasticly mediocre painter of miniatures. I like Turnip28, Tonks, 5 Leagues from the Borderlands, 5 Parsecs from Home, Burrows and Badgers, Forbidden Psalm, that sort of thing. He/him
If you got this city a PWHL franchise you could make them baskets of pucks and just tie it all together
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Goddamnit I've been putting off bi/multi focals but right now reading bluesky I have my damn glasses on my forehead so really I should stop being stubborn.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
*gestures broadly*
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I get suet for my bird feeder but it seems like a unicorn ingredient, and required for those Christmas puddings. Like in 1600 there was suet on every street corner. Did the shortening work?
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This was my problem with oxygen not included, I kept realizing that new tech made previous decisions bad and fuckin, ugh
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Let's talk about historical cooking like where do you even get suet
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I found a version on Daggerfall Unity that may work on my android phone.

Thank you for the tip, I was straight gonna use dosbox on a 20 year old laptop
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I immediately thought of the story Fiona Apple tells about quitting cocaine after being stuck in a house with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson bumping and yelling and waving their arms around.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh yeah, that's a 5yo with itchy-ass dried dook in his underwear.
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fuckin standing there waving his arms around in the middle of the pass just annihilating the flow
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ha, I just re-read the Tarek Mansour AMA from like a year ago and it is merciless.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It'll fall on deaf eyes. America is blind to externalities, no matter how (literally) world destroying they are.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oh for sure! No way is it easier just to say there's a conspiracy and the FBI has the wrong person or something.
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
For real saved images for 3d spaceship design inspiration. I'm using that cockpit, it's that a combination of goofy and elegant.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Nothing but the most dire and dour of chinos
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bowling alleys have different spray patterns of wax that they rotate secretly, so a warmup round makes a lot of sense for pro bowlers. Idk maybe there's like crossbreezes at the Moda Center that change daily, gotta dial in and learn the day's wind patterns
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
As a fan of VtM, I had deep ethical problems with vampires dressing and acting so obviously like vampires. Forget leather trenchcoats, the Masquerade would truly be furthered with Hawaiian shirts and bad slacks.
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Great thing about a post like this is it drags out a few dipshit "hurr durr no Democrats equal marixsm" people to add to the ol' block list.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
5 minutes in with the in jokes and self hype and I still don't know what the video is about. Movies? Candy review? Fuckin plumbing?
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
No stellers here today, but there's a big crowd of bushtits that make an appearance whenever there's a free lunch.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
But that's my point; sure, you can make vegan food that sucks, but you don't have to. Having some hideous dish on the table and saying the vegans can just eat that is insulting. Care about your guests or don't invite them. Serving nice food shows you care, the oldest form of human community
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yeah that's what Karoline Leavitt did and why everybody is making fun of her for such terrible food.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mashed potatoes are almost never vegan.
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM