Keys the Big Lonely Foxy Catboy Balloon
@ballooniekeys.bsky.social
--WARNING: Living inflatables and inflation here--
I'm human shaped! But I have cat ears and a fox tail with a nozzle on the end and I'm a rubber balloonie hehe, come blow me up big and soft and cuddle me!
Squeaky alt of @keys6meowse.bsky.social
I'm human shaped! But I have cat ears and a fox tail with a nozzle on the end and I'm a rubber balloonie hehe, come blow me up big and soft and cuddle me!
Squeaky alt of @keys6meowse.bsky.social
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blowing up with helium and floating up into the night sky and drifting aimlessly and peacefully for just long enough to see the sunrise before you deflate and land back down on terra firma
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
blowing up with helium and floating up into the night sky and drifting aimlessly and peacefully for just long enough to see the sunrise before you deflate and land back down on terra firma
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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
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this is still going. we havent been able to save a penny on our own so far, its been miserable
We've officially set up a gofundme to get out of this hell state. spread n share if u can. bless
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November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
this is still going. we havent been able to save a penny on our own so far, its been miserable
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Ok so what you need to know about these is that:
BLUESKY RESETS YOUR MODERATION SETTINGS PERIODICALLY WITHOUT TELLING YOU.
YOU HAVE TO CHECK ANYTIME THE SITE UPDATES BASICALLY.
BLUESKY RESETS YOUR MODERATION SETTINGS PERIODICALLY WITHOUT TELLING YOU.
YOU HAVE TO CHECK ANYTIME THE SITE UPDATES BASICALLY.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ok so what you need to know about these is that:
BLUESKY RESETS YOUR MODERATION SETTINGS PERIODICALLY WITHOUT TELLING YOU.
YOU HAVE TO CHECK ANYTIME THE SITE UPDATES BASICALLY.
BLUESKY RESETS YOUR MODERATION SETTINGS PERIODICALLY WITHOUT TELLING YOU.
YOU HAVE TO CHECK ANYTIME THE SITE UPDATES BASICALLY.
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I've still had no luck hearing back from anything. In fact a job I had an interview with didnt get back to me at all, even after the interview and another promise of "We'll get back to you"
I dont really wanna talk about it publicly in detail, but I am not doing well.
I dont really wanna talk about it publicly in detail, but I am not doing well.
paypal.me/manwithasword
After applying to 150+ jobs this year alone, and barely even getting enough interviews to count on two hands, Ive finally run out of unemployment.
I have no money coming it, so I have to ask for help from you all.
If you cant donate, please consider sharing at least.
After applying to 150+ jobs this year alone, and barely even getting enough interviews to count on two hands, Ive finally run out of unemployment.
I have no money coming it, so I have to ask for help from you all.
If you cant donate, please consider sharing at least.
Pay May Roussel using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/manwithasword and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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December 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've still had no luck hearing back from anything. In fact a job I had an interview with didnt get back to me at all, even after the interview and another promise of "We'll get back to you"
I dont really wanna talk about it publicly in detail, but I am not doing well.
I dont really wanna talk about it publicly in detail, but I am not doing well.
(featuring positive name dropping, but am afraid to @)
As a balloonie who's also a looner irl, I realise why I may be easily flustered by pieces like Uwotanii's recent N/N YCH and his comic for Xeltios and CutieBalloonie's piece for Juju all the while back, stick with me:
As a balloonie who's also a looner irl, I realise why I may be easily flustered by pieces like Uwotanii's recent N/N YCH and his comic for Xeltios and CutieBalloonie's piece for Juju all the while back, stick with me:
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
(featuring positive name dropping, but am afraid to @)
As a balloonie who's also a looner irl, I realise why I may be easily flustered by pieces like Uwotanii's recent N/N YCH and his comic for Xeltios and CutieBalloonie's piece for Juju all the while back, stick with me:
As a balloonie who's also a looner irl, I realise why I may be easily flustered by pieces like Uwotanii's recent N/N YCH and his comic for Xeltios and CutieBalloonie's piece for Juju all the while back, stick with me:
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I hate to make this PSA but if you’re at MFF, PLEASE just ignore the maga idiots on the corner. They’re literally just there for your attention and arguments. Don’t engage, just let them live their sad pathetic lives standing in the cold ass weather spreading hate messages to people who don’t care.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I hate to make this PSA but if you’re at MFF, PLEASE just ignore the maga idiots on the corner. They’re literally just there for your attention and arguments. Don’t engage, just let them live their sad pathetic lives standing in the cold ass weather spreading hate messages to people who don’t care.
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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The comments on this post make me sick, he is the reason we didn't have a primary, he is the reason Israel was never pressured to actually ceasefire. We are here because of this senile fuck
Biden: So, folks, that's my message to all of us today, to all who love our country, to all of us are dismayed by the present state of the union: it's time to get up, get up and fight back. Get up. Continue to fight. What's the fight all about? Protecting the constitution.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The comments on this post make me sick, he is the reason we didn't have a primary, he is the reason Israel was never pressured to actually ceasefire. We are here because of this senile fuck
Me after seeing this sequence: *hella flustered*
***
Me: I should go sleep
Me: -_-
Me: ...
Me: ...big balloon friends... size of beds... shape of plushies/dolls... nyaaaaaaAAAAAAA
Yep, I uh... yeah.
Doesn't help that I've been in an extra balloony mood lately.
***
Me: I should go sleep
Me: -_-
Me: ...
Me: ...big balloon friends... size of beds... shape of plushies/dolls... nyaaaaaaAAAAAAA
Yep, I uh... yeah.
Doesn't help that I've been in an extra balloony mood lately.
🫧 PICO & SOPHIES DAILY LIFE 🫧
(2/6)
Sophie is often prone to getting bored. How luck she is that Pico is only a call away, and all too eager to please... 💕
🥰 A comm'd comic made with much love for @xeltios of his proots Pico, Sophie and their minis!
and some naughty gum 💗
(2/6)
Sophie is often prone to getting bored. How luck she is that Pico is only a call away, and all too eager to please... 💕
🥰 A comm'd comic made with much love for @xeltios of his proots Pico, Sophie and their minis!
and some naughty gum 💗
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me after seeing this sequence: *hella flustered*
***
Me: I should go sleep
Me: -_-
Me: ...
Me: ...big balloon friends... size of beds... shape of plushies/dolls... nyaaaaaaAAAAAAA
Yep, I uh... yeah.
Doesn't help that I've been in an extra balloony mood lately.
***
Me: I should go sleep
Me: -_-
Me: ...
Me: ...big balloon friends... size of beds... shape of plushies/dolls... nyaaaaaaAAAAAAA
Yep, I uh... yeah.
Doesn't help that I've been in an extra balloony mood lately.
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Changed being all about goobers being made out of latex and rubber (prime balloon materials)...
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Changed being all about goobers being made out of latex and rubber (prime balloon materials)...
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
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Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
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"every human being has an animal living inside their heart" goes hard for a statement about why everyone likes furries
Deep down, most people like furries, they just don't know it yet. Fuga: Melodies of Steel and Aeruta creators talk about the appeal of kemomimi and furries - AUTOMATON WEST
We talk to Fuga developer CyberConnect2 and Aeruta publisher Gravity Game Arise about the appeal of furry and kemomimi characters.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"every human being has an animal living inside their heart" goes hard for a statement about why everyone likes furries
If I started a cult, it would be one that worships nature, prohibits intentional harm against other people, puts kindness above all else, prioritises wisdom over knowledge-- wait that's just Buddhism/Christianity done right/Zoroastrianism isn't it
wish cults weren't bad. I think i could make a cool cult very low investment, every weekend get together in cool ware house, run a smoke machine, chant lorem ipsum together with some spooky red lights, maybe some cool rat masks or something, order pizza and all stand T posing as the driver arrives
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I started a cult, it would be one that worships nature, prohibits intentional harm against other people, puts kindness above all else, prioritises wisdom over knowledge-- wait that's just Buddhism/Christianity done right/Zoroastrianism isn't it
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This fandom has a reputation for being "suspiciously wealthy" but the truth is most furries just love and value art and people so much that they want to use their money for art and supporting artists so they can make a living doing what they love. It's a cycle of genuine passion I think.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This fandom has a reputation for being "suspiciously wealthy" but the truth is most furries just love and value art and people so much that they want to use their money for art and supporting artists so they can make a living doing what they love. It's a cycle of genuine passion I think.
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do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
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This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.
BREAKING: Senators have reached a deal to end the government shutdown.
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.
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everyone should be calling your senators LITERALLY THIS INSTANT but if you recognize any of yours on this list you DOUBLEY SO need to call them
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
everyone should be calling your senators LITERALLY THIS INSTANT but if you recognize any of yours on this list you DOUBLEY SO need to call them
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
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However, it infuriates me that the results are being used as material for baseless slander and defamation. Even though I'm not at fault, dealing with every nuisance is tedious, so I've deleted the English version.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
However, it infuriates me that the results are being used as material for baseless slander and defamation. Even though I'm not at fault, dealing with every nuisance is tedious, so I've deleted the English version.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
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i put some money i got towards the phone i have on my throne wishlist, it's almost at 50%! :•D
my phone's touchscreen is starting to malfunction from where the screen is busted up, and i'm also affected by the SNAP shutdown. i'm disabled and can't work; anything helps
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November 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
i put some money i got towards the phone i have on my throne wishlist, it's almost at 50%! :•D