Baldockboro 🇫🇷 📎
@baldockboro.bsky.social
Economically inactive immigrant. Rural France (87)
Owner of 2 dogs, a couple of canoes and a free standing 5 speed food mixer
Left of centre, Green Party member. Fan of the EU
Sweary. Pedant.
Football watcher #StevenageFC
Owner of 2 dogs, a couple of canoes and a free standing 5 speed food mixer
Left of centre, Green Party member. Fan of the EU
Sweary. Pedant.
Football watcher #StevenageFC
Middle one a Phil Oakey fan?
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Middle one a Phil Oakey fan?
Entered the staff Christmas tombola in error?
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Entered the staff Christmas tombola in error?
That's positive.
Be disco-dancing again by October.
And if you maximise use of the crutches until then you'll have arms and shoulders like a linebacker to boot.
Oh and you'll be addicted to Oxycontin like all the American celebs...
Be disco-dancing again by October.
And if you maximise use of the crutches until then you'll have arms and shoulders like a linebacker to boot.
Oh and you'll be addicted to Oxycontin like all the American celebs...
shoulders.like
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
That's positive.
Be disco-dancing again by October.
And if you maximise use of the crutches until then you'll have arms and shoulders like a linebacker to boot.
Oh and you'll be addicted to Oxycontin like all the American celebs...
Be disco-dancing again by October.
And if you maximise use of the crutches until then you'll have arms and shoulders like a linebacker to boot.
Oh and you'll be addicted to Oxycontin like all the American celebs...
Steep, but hopefully (relatively) short road ahead next year for you.
When do you reckon they'll do the first op?
When do you reckon they'll do the first op?
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Steep, but hopefully (relatively) short road ahead next year for you.
When do you reckon they'll do the first op?
When do you reckon they'll do the first op?
You can work from home. Bed-stand for your laptop and hey presto they'll probably have you clocking in from the recovery room between bed-baths
No such thing as a free lunch mate!
No such thing as a free lunch mate!
December 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
You can work from home. Bed-stand for your laptop and hey presto they'll probably have you clocking in from the recovery room between bed-baths
No such thing as a free lunch mate!
No such thing as a free lunch mate!
Would he wear a Fred Perry shirt or a pair of Adidas Gazelle trainers (always go up half a size)
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Would he wear a Fred Perry shirt or a pair of Adidas Gazelle trainers (always go up half a size)
Not quite the six million dollar man then (Google it kids)
peter griffin is standing in a trash can with a shovel
ALT: peter griffin is standing in a trash can with a shovel
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Not quite the six million dollar man then (Google it kids)
That's a positive I guess.
Doing both together, get it all over with in one go?
Doing both together, get it all over with in one go?
December 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That's a positive I guess.
Doing both together, get it all over with in one go?
Doing both together, get it all over with in one go?
Surgery waiting list then?
How long? (Unless you've got £25k lying around)
I suppose "completely bugered" is at least a medical diagnosis, but im pretty sure you already knew.
How long? (Unless you've got £25k lying around)
I suppose "completely bugered" is at least a medical diagnosis, but im pretty sure you already knew.
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Surgery waiting list then?
How long? (Unless you've got £25k lying around)
I suppose "completely bugered" is at least a medical diagnosis, but im pretty sure you already knew.
How long? (Unless you've got £25k lying around)
I suppose "completely bugered" is at least a medical diagnosis, but im pretty sure you already knew.
I'm sure Breast Cancer Care ribbon campaigners are delighted 😔
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I'm sure Breast Cancer Care ribbon campaigners are delighted 😔
As you get older your death looms larger so you don't want to waste a second in a queue or waiting for service.
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
As you get older your death looms larger so you don't want to waste a second in a queue or waiting for service.
Yep, back to smelling of dog.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yep, back to smelling of dog.
Why just Police?
Should apply to all public and civil servants. Councillors and MPs
Should apply to all public and civil servants. Councillors and MPs
December 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Why just Police?
Should apply to all public and civil servants. Councillors and MPs
Should apply to all public and civil servants. Councillors and MPs
Marseille has always been (800+ years) a challenging industrial port town with very poor immigrant and unreliable port labour communities. But they have spent a lot of money & effort improving it. Haven't been for ages though.
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Marseille has always been (800+ years) a challenging industrial port town with very poor immigrant and unreliable port labour communities. But they have spent a lot of money & effort improving it. Haven't been for ages though.
Is that dark line yours and is it a roof terrace?
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Is that dark line yours and is it a roof terrace?
Felt a tad rough all day but nothing major. #VaccinesWork
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Felt a tad rough all day but nothing major. #VaccinesWork
Could have been at your nan's for free jome made chicken pie with your bro... 😋
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Could have been at your nan's for free jome made chicken pie with your bro... 😋
He better check the Christian Bible:
(Numbers : 31:18 sanctions child marriage)
(Numbers : 31:18 sanctions child marriage)
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
He better check the Christian Bible:
(Numbers : 31:18 sanctions child marriage)
(Numbers : 31:18 sanctions child marriage)