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Baldockboro 🇫🇷 📎
@baldockboro.bsky.social
Economically inactive immigrant. Rural France (87)

Owner of 2 dogs, a couple of canoes and a free standing 5 speed food mixer

Left of centre, Green Party member. Fan of the EU

Sweary. Pedant.

Football watcher #StevenageFC
England, we are back in you.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Baby goats at the farm next door. Born yesterday.

2 doing well, 1 struggling but hanging in there today. All feeding.

Daytime temperatures hitting 10 or 11 which should help, as.ling ad they stay out of the incessant drizzle.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ever feel like you've been had Clacton...

(The bloke with him is a. Convicted fraudster btw)
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
New T
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Fuck etiquette. This is the best way to eat custard.
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ah, the good old days of slavery, bears fighting lions, leprosy, famine, plague and no think tank political podcasts
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Charles furious as Andrew remodels garden at new Sandringham home
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Putting the dogs out for a wee and this little Salamander wandered across rhe path into rhe shrubs. About 10cm long and toxic.

Dogs didn't even see it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Broken the Decemeber 1st rule because we are having an early Xmas in🇨🇵 before going to the 🇬🇧 mid-December for the real one.

Burying my inner Grinch was hard when the boss said we are putting a🌲 up in November.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Scavenging wood is frowned upon round here, roadside is generally fine, woodland or fallen pasture trees however gets you shouted at by an angry farmer :(

At €180-€200 for 3 cubic metres of sawn seasoned logs its easier to have it delivered, still needs stacking, splitting and rotating tho'
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Crisp cold dog walk today... had to keep moooo-ving
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Is it Northamptonshire?
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Couple of very old 9 foot beams, some weed matting and 40 year-old chicken shit from the floor of the barn.

Next year add some compost and tomato plants...

Simples I hope.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Lovely pink sky tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Couldn't unlock the phone with your face or fingerprint when I was a kid.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
🚨 SCAM 🚨

Got this via DM. Reported.

Share and beware
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Moon...
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Have you already bought a little tiny teapot shaped tea bag rest?

Because that's next if not...
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That's what happens when you put Truss and Kwarteng in charge...
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Beauty!
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Brocante-cum-American diner in the midst of rural France for dinner. Odd place but decent pizza

Loads of memorabilia
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
17⁰ that'll do
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
🚨 Breaking 🚨

Andrew's new address leaked to locals.
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can take it or leave it 😉
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wet day today. Got wet walking the dogs.

Got wet filling up the bord feeders.

Got wet going to buy bread.

Fire on. Kettle on. Football on.
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM