Baldi's Quote Machine!
@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around.
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
Okay Guys! I... need to beat... my own ga-ame!... Once and for all..... So I'm.. I'm GONNA DO IT!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay Guys! I... need to beat... my own ga-ame!... Once and for all..... So I'm.. I'm GONNA DO IT!!!
Oh, hi! Have you seen my ruler? If you find it, please bring it back to me! Thanks!
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh, hi! Have you seen my ruler? If you find it, please bring it back to me! Thanks!
Hah-hah-hah-haaaaaah!
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hah-hah-hah-haaaaaah!
If the fire goes out, that's game over!
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If the fire goes out, that's game over!
You know, you collected all seven notebooks!
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You know, you collected all seven notebooks!
Let's play hide and seek!
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Let's play hide and seek!
Burn the hair!
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Burn the hair!
Maybe, it gives me more hair.
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Maybe, it gives me more hair.
*Munch* Hmmm? *Chew* This chicken *crunch* tastes funny.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*Munch* Hmmm? *Chew* This chicken *crunch* tastes funny.
For all I know, the final product could be a free-to-play match three in-app purchase.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For all I know, the final product could be a free-to-play match three in-app purchase.
Baldi's mysterious jar!
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Baldi's mysterious jar!
It's a great day for a swim!
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's a great day for a swim!
The 3rd panel is the ''funny'' one.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The 3rd panel is the ''funny'' one.
All right, all set! I'll go set up the bear traps! I want you to keep the fire going. Go out into the woods to collect firewood, then bring it back to refuel the fiiire. The bigger the fire is, the more points you'll earn! Alright, go for it!
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
All right, all set! I'll go set up the bear traps! I want you to keep the fire going. Go out into the woods to collect firewood, then bring it back to refuel the fiiire. The bigger the fire is, the more points you'll earn! Alright, go for it!
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING BALDI'S BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNING! THE FIRST EDUTAINMENT TITLE THAT TEACHES FUN!
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING BALDI'S BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNING! THE FIRST EDUTAINMENT TITLE THAT TEACHES FUN!
Some fuel will be tossed into First Prize's hands. That log will be great for the fire!
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Some fuel will be tossed into First Prize's hands. That log will be great for the fire!
When I press this button, a Goodie Jar will fall from the sky!
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When I press this button, a Goodie Jar will fall from the sky!
It's FUN to have FUN!
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's FUN to have FUN!
There is nothing to eat!
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There is nothing to eat!
All right, all set! I'll go set up the bear traps! I want you to keep the fire going. Go out into the woods to collect firewood, then bring it back to refuel the fiiire. The bigger the fire is, the more points you'll earn! Alright, go for it!
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
All right, all set! I'll go set up the bear traps! I want you to keep the fire going. Go out into the woods to collect firewood, then bring it back to refuel the fiiire. The bigger the fire is, the more points you'll earn! Alright, go for it!
BSODA is a BLAST! - You can not only spray *me* with BSODA to push me away, but you can spray my friends away as well!
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
BSODA is a BLAST! - You can not only spray *me* with BSODA to push me away, but you can spray my friends away as well!
Let's go scuba diving!
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Let's go scuba diving!