Baldi's Quote Machine!
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Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around. [SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!] (ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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Yeah, you got it! Go into the next room to continue the tutorial.
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That no-good bully likes to pull pranks, so sometimes he'll sneak a few bombs into our meal!
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Gee, how fun! What else is hther tp learn?!?!! Not much, surely! Pro tip! Don';t pay atrtention to anything! Thats hwo thwe pros win! Fianl chanllenge! You have 3 seconds! What is:48*7-???+681-2*56//62*1-
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If you add enough fuel without making any mistakes though, that fire will brighten up again!
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Uh oh. Looks like my fog machine is malfunctioning again. I- I can barely see anything!
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Hi, it's me, Baldi! Here are some great tips that will surely help you complete my game!
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Bring the animal that makes this sound to the barn!
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This mod is... potentially educational!
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Gee, how fun! What else is hther tp learn?!?!! Not much, surely! Pro tip! Don';t pay atrtention to anything! Thats hwo thwe pros win! Fianl chanllenge! You have 3 seconds! What is:48*7-???+681-2*56//62*1-
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*Munch* Hmmm? *Chew* This chicken *crunch* tastes funny.
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WOOOOOAAAAAH! Did you see that? Sodas can push stuff around! Every item does something different, so be sure to learn what they all do. Go into the next room to continue the tutorial.
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Well this looks like one tricky situation! You'll never be able to get across the conveyor belt by yourself, but I have an idea! Just grab some of these You Thought Points with the ''ACTION'' button and then head into Johnny's store. He'll surely have an item you can buy that will help you out!
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Gre- @@@@@@@@ -at joooOOOOB!,,B!,B,B,B,B,,B,BB,B,,b,b,b,
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Can you see this remote in my hand?