Baldi's Quote Machine!
@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around.
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!
Looks like the leak is leaking again. Watch out for the whirlpools!
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Looks like the leak is leaking again. Watch out for the whirlpools!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
How do I look?
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
How do I look?
3... 2... 1... Go!
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
3... 2... 1... Go!
Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! Hahahaaaaaa!
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! Hahahaaaaaa!
Hi!... In case anybody hasn't heard me say hi yet, I'm trying to beat my own game for the first time!... ha ha ha...
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hi!... In case anybody hasn't heard me say hi yet, I'm trying to beat my own game for the first time!... ha ha ha...
Despacit-No. No! Sit down! I don't want memes in my math class!
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Despacit-No. No! Sit down! I don't want memes in my math class!
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
Oh yes! It will surely cut off your toes!
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh yes! It will surely cut off your toes!
Hair is un-natural!
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Hair is un-natural!
I never got any dang Cookies!
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I never got any dang Cookies!
Those are the first words I ever said.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Those are the first words I ever said.
You're doing fantastic!
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You're doing fantastic!
Just type the correct answer into the empty box. Press the Enter key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer!
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Just type the correct answer into the empty box. Press the Enter key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer!
Great job! That's right!
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Great job! That's right!
Just click on it with the left mouse button!
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Just click on it with the left mouse button!
Are you hungry? Because I am! Let's play Pick-Quick-Nic!
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Are you hungry? Because I am! Let's play Pick-Quick-Nic!
No, I won't do a Baldi voice!... Oh wait...
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
No, I won't do a Baldi voice!... Oh wait...