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made you look !
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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On this date in 1977, Pink Floyd - 'Animals' was released.

📈 #1 for 1977, #23 overall

rateyourmusic.com/release/albu...
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
rateyourmusic.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Bababoey fortnite epic chungus 67 Woody Guthrie Stan Rogers
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Am I going insane or do you see it?
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I miss you Nusha. You deserve to still be with us.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Chat what does it mean when a woman says I have "radiant" skin?
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I want Evander Kane off of this fucking team. He has like ten penalties in just fourteen regular season games.
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Bored at work, you know the drill: ask me something stupid ngl.link/bald_christo...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Life is beautiful and my friends love me
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I love women('s hockey)!
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Fast food shawty keeps upgrading my fries to large for free and winks at me as I leave.

She wants the BaldDickstopher.
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am the one who says he will be late for work and then shows up on time anyways
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
October 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Genuinely fucked up how smoking a joint always makes my nausea go away
October 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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- The daily video game history fact -

River City Ransom (1989) is the third installment of the japanese Kunio-kun series, preceded by Super Dodge Ball (1987) and Renegade (1986).

The series has over twenty titles released in Japan.

Gameplay: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7xe...
October 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don't care how good the only Canadian team in the league is playing

I am not watching baseball
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the hunger burns
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"Christopher, can you come in a few hours early? Chris we need you to stay for another hour. Chris, can you work overtime again this weekend? Please Christopher, just two or three hours I promise it won't turn into another full size shift I swear. Christopher I'm cold and lonely, please hold me!"
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I need several hugs
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
what if they let las vegas be chinese but also portuguese at the same time??
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Had a dream someone called the ugly stepsister Tarantinoslop and got so angry I woke up
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM