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Matt Gaetz must be lonely after having left Congress, but at least all his friends are off school for winter break!
December 23, 2024 at 2:52 PM
10 days out from the big one and it feels like we’re celebrating every day🎅💚
December 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Ranking Johns by the occupation in their name:
1. John the Baptist
2. John Carpenter

Ranking Johns by how tasty they sound:
1. John Candy
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 PM
This Christmas, don’t forget to leave out your raw milk and unvaccinated cookies for RFK Jr!
December 8, 2024 at 5:26 PM
It’s giving Yukon Cornelius today
November 30, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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i hope a24 wins best director this year he’s been making so many movies
November 27, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Don’t forget to be inclusive this year at your table tomorrow - be kind and have an old friend for dinner.
November 27, 2024 at 1:51 PM
If you see this, quote it with a horror movie you love.
November 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
In anticipation of Thanksgiving season, I’m hoping to re-watch Monster House, which I do feel has immaculate November energy. Any fans?
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM
“We can’t really call it a popcorn tub or tin, because it’s shaped like him…Sonic popcorn head? No, that feels weird and morbid. There must be a chill and kid-friendly word for container…what do you think, Lovecraft?”
New #SonicMovie3 promotional stuff from AMC Theaters.
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Film lovers: what’s a good male performance where he has to decide between being a good dad and plotting to steal the moon?
November 25, 2024 at 1:42 AM
If I have to watch Trump get inaugurated on 1/20, I better just have watched Nosferatu be nominated for Best Picture on 1/17, and I BETTER see the Lions play in the Super Bowl on 11/9.
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
13 horror films to get to know me:
Scream
Malignant
Jennifer’s Body
The Cabin in the Woods
Hereditary
Halloween
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors
Dawn of the Dead
The Birds
The Craft
Suspiria
House of Wax
13 horror films to get to know me:

Jaws
The Birds
The Ritual
The Wind (2018)
Scare Me
The Vanishing (1988)
The Ruins
The Endless
The Wolf of Snow Hollow
Aliens
Crimson Peak
Drag Me to Hell
Train to Busan
13 horror films to get to know me:

The Thing
The Conjuring
Intruder
Pumpkinhead
The evil dead
IT (any version)
X
The Exorcist
Child’s Play 2
Saw
Carrie
Nightmare on Elm Street
Puppet Master
November 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
With Stranger Things 5 coming next year, it makes you wonder…what if the Strangest Things we saw were the friends we made along the way?
November 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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I am so excited to see the hit film Wicked Part One
November 24, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Michael Bublé and Mariah Carey catching up on the events of December 26 to October 31 after emerging from their hypersleep pods
November 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Everyone thinks R2D2 was holding the Death Star plans when he was really just holding space for the lyrics to Defying Gravity
November 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
So wild that Nosferatu and Jesus have the same birthday! Love a Capricorn 🤪
November 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM