Ella Hansen
@bagelpowered.bsky.social
Pro frolfer pro sports lover
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If you can believe it, January 1, 2026 marks ten years since the armed takeover of Oregon’s Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. For Portland Monthly, I wrote about how the ensuing decade was dominated by anxious men and a culture of lawlessness.
www.pdxmonthly.com/news-and-cit...
www.pdxmonthly.com/news-and-cit...
The Takeover of Malheur Kicked Off a Decade of Lawlessness
The wildlife refuge occupation set the stage for Trump, January 6, and so much more.
www.pdxmonthly.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you can believe it, January 1, 2026 marks ten years since the armed takeover of Oregon’s Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. For Portland Monthly, I wrote about how the ensuing decade was dominated by anxious men and a culture of lawlessness.
www.pdxmonthly.com/news-and-cit...
www.pdxmonthly.com/news-and-cit...
Calling your daughter on speakerphone in a Costco bathroom stall is a real bold move
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Calling your daughter on speakerphone in a Costco bathroom stall is a real bold move
Nebraska - A&M match is so good!!!
December 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nebraska - A&M match is so good!!!
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Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
Happy women's college volleyball tournament on ESPN day to me
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Happy women's college volleyball tournament on ESPN day to me
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Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
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Clutch win in Seattle 😱
Captain Hilary Knight and Alex Carpenter score two goals in 22 seconds in the final minutes to secure @pwhltorrent.bsky.social's first win!
Captain Hilary Knight and Alex Carpenter score two goals in 22 seconds in the final minutes to secure @pwhltorrent.bsky.social's first win!
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Clutch win in Seattle 😱
Captain Hilary Knight and Alex Carpenter score two goals in 22 seconds in the final minutes to secure @pwhltorrent.bsky.social's first win!
Captain Hilary Knight and Alex Carpenter score two goals in 22 seconds in the final minutes to secure @pwhltorrent.bsky.social's first win!
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To recap:
•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
To recap:
•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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Katie Wilson has been elected Seattle's next mayor
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
www.seattletimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Katie Wilson has been elected Seattle's next mayor
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
One thing about George Springer is his haircut is so ugly
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
One thing about George Springer is his haircut is so ugly
The Mariners absolutely would play their game 7 winner take all game for the world series while both other men's sports teams in Seattle have games lmao
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Mariners absolutely would play their game 7 winner take all game for the world series while both other men's sports teams in Seattle have games lmao
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Rizzs's grandslam call
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Rizzs's grandslam call
There is crying in baseball
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There is crying in baseball
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LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.
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THE @MARINERS ARE MOVING ON TO THE ALCS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001!
(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
THE @MARINERS ARE MOVING ON TO THE ALCS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001!
(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
I had a vision this game was gonna end 4-2 mariners in the 21st inning
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I had a vision this game was gonna end 4-2 mariners in the 21st inning
Please Mariners my tee time is in like 8 hours 😫
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Please Mariners my tee time is in like 8 hours 😫
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P crazy seeing @bagelpowered.bsky.social in this weeks Last Week Tonight (for a good reason obv) www.youtube.com/watch?v=flSS...
Trans Athletes: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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April 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
P crazy seeing @bagelpowered.bsky.social in this weeks Last Week Tonight (for a good reason obv) www.youtube.com/watch?v=flSS...
Every single storm warning I'm getting has me second guessing how big I perceive circles to be. Is a ping pong ball bigger than a quarter? How does a tennis ball relate to a lemon? Why can't we just get numerical measurements??
April 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Every single storm warning I'm getting has me second guessing how big I perceive circles to be. Is a ping pong ball bigger than a quarter? How does a tennis ball relate to a lemon? Why can't we just get numerical measurements??
The color grading on love is blind is not good
March 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The color grading on love is blind is not good
Turns out she's half husky!! And a good amount of Chihuahua plus a few other breeds
DNA test time for my mom's pup. She's 30 pounds, crazy snuggly. Hit me with your breed guesses
March 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Turns out she's half husky!! And a good amount of Chihuahua plus a few other breeds