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BadgerFrank
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Just see the pinned post, honest, it'll clear up everything.

Or it won't.
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Clearly the familiar for an artificer
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Covert outwear for the frighteningly competent and the earnest but doofy...the Conrad Cultist Collection, Solstice 2025.
Screenshot of NPC Cariel and Jerrick in the courtyard of a fortress on Solstice--once more, like Pa'alat, 'incogntio' in disguises.
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Oh, look it's the Three Banners War in Elder Scrolls Online--

--waaaaait a minnnnute
Blood Pact soldier from Warhammer 40k Various alien species of the Covenant from Halo The armies and ships of the Dominion from Star Trek
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Dumb white boy makes gochujang fried chicken. (Yes we had other food no it isn't pictured)

Pretty tasty.
Picture of three plates of gochujang fried chicken
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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'Just like Pa'alat all over again!'

'You and I remember Pa'alat *very* differently.'

#ESO #ESOFam
Screenshots of Cariel and Jerrick in a ruin of some kind attempting via disguise--just like Pa'alat--to be incognito.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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'What are you doing here?!'

'At present, Mister Jerrick, I appear to be bleeding...'

'I'm working on that!'

'And I'll thank you to work *faster.*'

#ESOFam #ESO
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Dumb white boy tries to make cheese tteokbokki.
Three bowls of cheese tteobokki
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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*slaps saddle*

YOU CAN FIT SO MANY VITRIFIED SOULS INTO THIS BAD

ER

STAGICORN

#ESOFam
Screenshot of Jerrick waving his hands near a NPC.....Indrik? It has pink petals floating near it's antlers and is very fabulous.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Well, I'm going to explain this current quest I'm on in ESO very badly.
A picture of an Atlas battlemech, a 100 ton assault mech from the Battletech universe.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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"That's right, you shabby Breton my pauldrons HAVE PAULDRONS."
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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TGIF, Random Altmer Lady.

TGIF. It's been that kind of week in Sunport.

#ESOFam
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I'm here about your castle's extended warranty...
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Just as there's some cultist making freaky rugs, there's several whose only job in the Worm Cult is 'vibe architect.'

FRANZ

FRANZ I MUST HAVE MORE MAMMOTH RIBS OR THE ENTIRE FACADE IS RUINED!

RUINED!

#ESOFam #ESO
Screenshot of the facade of a building in a Worm Cult fortress in Eastern Solstice. There are oh so many bones of frighteningly large size decorating the building.
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Wife and I did pretty good this time. Yeah there's rice underneath. Yeah my splat of gochujang is not very artful.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Well friend you can buy this standard ballista *or* you can really go hog wild and get the 'extra spikes and Molag Bal's face' 2025 edition.'
Screenshot of Jerrick crouched between two ballista. One has an eagle or dragon face and the other features lots of spiky bits and what is probably Molag Bal's face.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I love that somewhere within the ranks of the Worm Cult there is the position of 'weaver whose only job is making freaky shit rugs for the cult.'

#ESOFam
Screenshot of ESO with Jerrick looking at...a really creepy rug featuring the iconography of the Worm Cult and bones and spiky bits and general nastiness.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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A simple Breton tailor and...

...all these other people?

PC NA Sloth Fellowship. Break the wall without me friends, I believe in you!

#ESOFam
Screenshot of a smattering of outlandish and brightly colored characters atop the Meridian Death Ray rampart...and Jerrick.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Naturally Lazy Tail will be part of the 1st Tamrielic Skyborn--as a Dragonknight he can just *throw himself.*
Screenshot of Lazy Tail the Khajiit playing a lute in green hued armor. Screenshot of Lazy Tail the Khajiit doing a leaping ground pound with temporary draconic wings unfurled.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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While she may not be Tamriel's most famous redhead, Cariel (canon Dominion side NPC in Elder Scrolls Online) is certainly my favorite. All-stabs, all-snarks.

Alongside her I've put one of *my* characters from a 5e Star Wars campaign--Jinno Taz, The Operative (art by @coveofmadness.bsky.social !!)
Screenshot of canon NPC Cariel from The Elder Scrolls Online in her trademark leather armor with bone pieces and claws part of the ensemble. The Bosmer has 'wine red' hair and is smiling at the viewer, because the viewer didn't screw up the quest! Art of a character from Star Wars with wild curly red hair and beard, a mischevious grin, a decorated and embellished blaster rifle across his shoulder, and wearing an open blue colored duster over a brown armored bodyglove.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Oh. Well, that's something isn't it?

#ESOFam
Screenshot of the Writhing Wall...where a shimmering golden circle, almost like a nascent portal is at the base of the Writhing Wall--slightly below where the Meridian Death Ray is drilling.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Go home drunk, you're ogrim.
A screenshot of Tulwen the ginger tattooed Bosmer next to an ogrim at a siege camp who refuses to despawn, standing petulantly because no one told him his shoulder spikes looked nice.
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Jerrick is mortified he missed the memo for Matching Monday.
Screenshot of Jerrick waiting in line to talk to the NPC Orinde, an Altmer in a light green(?) blouse with long dark skirts--who is talking to another Altmer who is dressed in entirely the same outfit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Yes! Just borrowing! Jerrick--the thief--will totally not pocket it and will absolutely give it back again.

*Absolutely.*

Look! Look how much better this could be with jumper cables!
Screenshot of Jerrick performing the LOOK AT THIS emote to the Meridian Death Ray, waving his hands at the thaumaturgic wonder weapon
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM