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Orange Hitler 2.0: A 2015 German movie, about Hitler suddenly showing up in the present, predicted Trump’s rise to power
Orange Hitler 2.0: A 2015 German movie, about Hitler suddenly showing up in the present, predicted Trump’s rise to power
MAGA dumbfucks are so fucking dumb, they don't even know that they don't know anything about Hitler.
www.fascism.link
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Orange Hitler 2.0: A 2015 German movie, about Hitler suddenly showing up in the present, predicted Trump’s rise to power
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Nancy Pelosi says: "Trump is a vile creature. The worst thing on the face of the earth."
❤ I agree!
❤ I agree!
Nancy Pelosi says: "Trump is a vile creature. The worst thing on the face of the earth."
❤ I agree!
newsom2028.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Nancy Pelosi says: "Trump is a vile creature. The worst thing on the face of the earth."
❤ I agree!
❤ I agree!
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The next president should demolish the Epstein ballroom on PPV. Let people tear it down with their own hands, like the Berlin wall.
And erase his name from everything that the malignant narcissist defiled with his vulgar name.
Trump is desperate to be remembered. His worst fear is to be forgotten.
And erase his name from everything that the malignant narcissist defiled with his vulgar name.
Trump is desperate to be remembered. His worst fear is to be forgotten.
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The next president should demolish the Epstein ballroom on PPV. Let people tear it down with their own hands, like the Berlin wall.
And erase his name from everything that the malignant narcissist defiled with his vulgar name.
Trump is desperate to be remembered. His worst fear is to be forgotten.
And erase his name from everything that the malignant narcissist defiled with his vulgar name.
Trump is desperate to be remembered. His worst fear is to be forgotten.
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It's ok to laugh, even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Laugh while you still can.
Laugh while you still can.
It's ok to laugh, even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Laugh while you still can.
www.malloy.rocks
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's ok to laugh, even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Laugh while you still can.
Laugh while you still can.
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Gavin Newsom in Texas: "Let's stand up for our democracy!"
Did the corporate media show you that he received a hero's welcome at his rally in Texas?
Did the corporate media show you that he received a hero's welcome at his rally in Texas?
Gavin Newsom in Texas: "Let's stand up for our democracy!"
Did the corporate media show you that he received a hero's welcome at his rally in Texas?
newsom2028.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Gavin Newsom in Texas: "Let's stand up for our democracy!"
Did the corporate media show you that he received a hero's welcome at his rally in Texas?
Did the corporate media show you that he received a hero's welcome at his rally in Texas?
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If Trump doesn't want to be compared to Hitler, he should stop imitating Hitler.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
If Trump doesn't want to be compared to Hitler, he should stop imitating Hitler.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
www.malloy.rocks
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If Trump doesn't want to be compared to Hitler, he should stop imitating Hitler.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
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There is no grave for Hitler. Germany didn't want Nazis to worship him at his grave.
When our national nightmare is finally over, Trump shouldn't have a grave either.
And there shouldn't be a picture of him in the White House either. Images of Hitler are banned in Germany.
When our national nightmare is finally over, Trump shouldn't have a grave either.
And there shouldn't be a picture of him in the White House either. Images of Hitler are banned in Germany.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There is no grave for Hitler. Germany didn't want Nazis to worship him at his grave.
When our national nightmare is finally over, Trump shouldn't have a grave either.
And there shouldn't be a picture of him in the White House either. Images of Hitler are banned in Germany.
When our national nightmare is finally over, Trump shouldn't have a grave either.
And there shouldn't be a picture of him in the White House either. Images of Hitler are banned in Germany.
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Zohran Mamdani:
"New York is a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and led by an immigrant."
"Mister Trump, to get to one of us you will have to go through all of us."
💪🤩❤🔥
"New York is a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and led by an immigrant."
"Mister Trump, to get to one of us you will have to go through all of us."
💪🤩❤🔥
Zohran Mamdani: "New York is a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and led by an immigrant."
"Mister Trump, to get to one of us you will have to go through all of us." 💪🤩❤🔥
newsom2028.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Zohran Mamdani:
"New York is a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and led by an immigrant."
"Mister Trump, to get to one of us you will have to go through all of us."
💪🤩❤🔥
"New York is a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and led by an immigrant."
"Mister Trump, to get to one of us you will have to go through all of us."
💪🤩❤🔥
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Los Angeles cheers for new NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani!
❤ It was a moment of pure joy to see the good guys win for a change!
❤ It was a moment of pure joy to see the good guys win for a change!
Los Angeles cheers for new NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani!
❤ It was a moment of pure joy to see the good guys win for a change!
newsom2028.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Los Angeles cheers for new NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani!
❤ It was a moment of pure joy to see the good guys win for a change!
❤ It was a moment of pure joy to see the good guys win for a change!
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Fox News: "70% say groceries cost more than they did a year ago, and 60% blame Trump."
Fox News: "70% say groceries cost more than they did a year ago, and 60% blame Trump."
Trump's latest lie debunked on Fox News. Oops!
www.badchoices.us
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Fox News: "70% say groceries cost more than they did a year ago, and 60% blame Trump."
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Progressive policies make your life better. Republican policies make billionaires richer and your life worse.
Every lie Trump and Fox News tell you is designed to hide this simple fact from you.
Every lie Trump and Fox News tell you is designed to hide this simple fact from you.
Progressive policies make your life better. Republican policies make billionaires richer and your life worse.
Every lie Trump and Fox News tell you is designed to hide this simple fact from you.
www.malloy.rocks
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Progressive policies make your life better. Republican policies make billionaires richer and your life worse.
Every lie Trump and Fox News tell you is designed to hide this simple fact from you.
Every lie Trump and Fox News tell you is designed to hide this simple fact from you.
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Hey MAGA dumbfucks: Make sure you wear your red dunce cap while standing in line at the food bank.
That way everyone knows you voted to starve yourself and millions of other Americans, while your king has decadent feasts.
That way everyone knows you voted to starve yourself and millions of other Americans, while your king has decadent feasts.
Hey MAGA dumbfucks: Make sure you wear your red dunce cap while standing in line at the food bank.
That way everyone knows you voted to starve yourself and millions of other Americans, while your king has decadent feasts.
www.badchoices.us
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey MAGA dumbfucks: Make sure you wear your red dunce cap while standing in line at the food bank.
That way everyone knows you voted to starve yourself and millions of other Americans, while your king has decadent feasts.
That way everyone knows you voted to starve yourself and millions of other Americans, while your king has decadent feasts.
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Trump convinced MAGA dumbfucks that liberals want to exterminate them.
Hitler said it first.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to switch the roles of victim and attacker.
Hitler said it first.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to switch the roles of victim and attacker.
Trump convinced MAGA dumbfucks that liberals want to exterminate them. Hitler said it first.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to switch the roles of victim and attacker.
www.malloy.rocks
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Trump convinced MAGA dumbfucks that liberals want to exterminate them.
Hitler said it first.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to switch the roles of victim and attacker.
Hitler said it first.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to switch the roles of victim and attacker.