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Are you watching the real Super Bowl halftime show, or the Kid Rock trailer park extravaganza?
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Are you watching the real Super Bowl halftime show, or the Kid Rock trailer park extravaganza?
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Trump killed more Americans than Saddam, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler COMBINED.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Trump killed more Americans than Saddam, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler COMBINED.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
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MAGA Nazis are so uneducated, most of them have no idea that they're ideological twins of the German Nazis.
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
MAGA Nazis are so uneducated, most of them have no idea that they're ideological twins of the German Nazis.
The idea that brown immigrants are somehow worse, or more criminal, or morally inferior to white people is pure Nazi ideology.
Demonizing other ethnic groups is literally the very core of Nazi ideology.
But don't take my word for it. Let the German government explain it to you:
Demonizing other ethnic groups is literally the very core of Nazi ideology.
But don't take my word for it. Let the German government explain it to you:
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The idea that brown immigrants are somehow worse, or more criminal, or morally inferior to white people is pure Nazi ideology.
Demonizing other ethnic groups is literally the very core of Nazi ideology.
But don't take my word for it. Let the German government explain it to you:
Demonizing other ethnic groups is literally the very core of Nazi ideology.
But don't take my word for it. Let the German government explain it to you:
MAGA Nazis are so uneducated, most of them have no idea that they're ideological twins of the German Nazis.
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
MAGA Nazis are so uneducated, most of them have no idea that they're ideological twins of the German Nazis.
Trump killed more Americans than Saddam, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler COMBINED.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Trump killed more Americans than Saddam, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler COMBINED.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
Saddam's forces killed 235 Americans during Desert Storm.
Osama killed about 3000 on 9/11.
183,500 Americans died in WW2 in Europe.
Over a million Americans died from Covid. Over 400,000 died because of Trump.
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Southern Baptists were pro-slavery during the Civil War.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Southern Baptists were pro-slavery during the Civil War.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
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Trump posts racist video depicting the Obamas as monkeys, then removes the video after backlash.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Trump posts racist video depicting the Obamas as monkeys, then removes the video after backlash.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
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Genocides don't just happen. Every genocide starts with hate speech.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Genocides don't just happen. Every genocide starts with hate speech.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
Genocides don't just happen. Every genocide starts with hate speech.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Genocides don't just happen. Every genocide starts with hate speech.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence. That's how genocides happen.
Trump is using exactly the same hate speech that Hitler used to instigate the Holocaust.
Trump would actually look better as a monkey.
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Trump would actually look better as a monkey.
Trump posts racist video depicting the Obamas as monkeys, then removes the video after backlash.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Trump posts racist video depicting the Obamas as monkeys, then removes the video after backlash.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
If you still support Trump at this point, you're human garbage.
Southern Baptists were pro-slavery during the Civil War.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Southern Baptists were pro-slavery during the Civil War.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
Today they’re called Evangelicals, and they’re still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass.
Remember when they used to pretend that Trump isn’t racist?
Now they’re openly cheering for his racism.
We Germans wish MAGA dumbfucks were educated enough to know that the German Nazis were far-right Christian nationalists who put Democrats in concentration camps even before they put Jews in concentration camps.
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
We Germans wish MAGA dumbfucks were educated enough to know that the German Nazis were far-right Christian nationalists who put Democrats in concentration camps even before they put Jews in concentration camps.
I'm in Germany right now, and every German TV station refers to Trump as an actual fascist and compares him to Hitler.
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm in Germany right now, and every German TV station refers to Trump as an actual fascist and compares him to Hitler.
Brainwashed MAGA dumbfucks eagerly believe every absurd lie about Democrats, minorities, and immigrants, but won't believe the most obvious, well-documented facts about Trump's endless crimes.
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Brainwashed MAGA dumbfucks eagerly believe every absurd lie about Democrats, minorities, and immigrants, but won't believe the most obvious, well-documented facts about Trump's endless crimes.
MAGA will be remembered as one of the most deranged & depraved cults in world history.
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 AM
MAGA will be remembered as one of the most deranged & depraved cults in world history.
Hitler gave uniforms to the worst people he could find.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Hitler gave uniforms to the worst people he could find.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
If Kamala Harris were president, Renee Good and Alex Pretti would still be alive.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If Kamala Harris were president, Renee Good and Alex Pretti would still be alive.
California is the 4th largest economy in the world.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 AM
California is the 4th largest economy in the world.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.