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Because of Trump's vicious lies, MAGA dumbfucks are so blinded by hate, they can't see that they've become monsters.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Because of Trump's vicious lies, MAGA dumbfucks are so blinded by hate, they can't see that they've become monsters.
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Don't forget that most MAGA Trump supporters are actually Russian trolls getting paid to pretend that they are MAGA Trump supporters.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Don't forget that most MAGA Trump supporters are actually Russian trolls getting paid to pretend that they are MAGA Trump supporters.
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Nothing destroyed the illusion of law and order more than a child raping president who robs billions of dollars from the American people, while no one does anything to stop him.
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Nothing destroyed the illusion of law and order more than a child raping president who robs billions of dollars from the American people, while no one does anything to stop him.
Hitler gave uniforms to the worst people he could find.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Hitler gave uniforms to the worst people he could find.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
Those uniforms legitimized their violent terror against innocent people as "law and order."
Every dictator has been doing the same thing ever since. Including Putin and Trump.
If Kamala Harris were president, Renee Good and Alex Pretti would still be alive.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If Kamala Harris were president, Renee Good and Alex Pretti would still be alive.
California is the 4th largest economy in the world.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 AM
California is the 4th largest economy in the world.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
I grew up in Europe and traveled a lot. Never spent much time thinking about religion.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I grew up in Europe and traveled a lot. Never spent much time thinking about religion.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
Trump attacks reporter Kaitlan Collins after she asks him about the Epstein files.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Trump attacks reporter Kaitlan Collins after she asks him about the Epstein files.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
MAGA scumbags get kicked out of Minnesota restaurant for supporting ICE
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
MAGA scumbags get kicked out of Minnesota restaurant for supporting ICE
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
Don't forget that most MAGA Trump supporters are actually Russian trolls getting paid to pretend that they are MAGA Trump supporters.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Don't forget that most MAGA Trump supporters are actually Russian trolls getting paid to pretend that they are MAGA Trump supporters.
Nothing destroyed the illusion of law and order more than a child raping president who robs billions of dollars from the American people, while no one does anything to stop him.
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Nothing destroyed the illusion of law and order more than a child raping president who robs billions of dollars from the American people, while no one does anything to stop him.
“Be Minnesota Brave” sign in Kalamazoo, Michigan ❤
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
“Be Minnesota Brave” sign in Kalamazoo, Michigan ❤
Never forget that this racist Nazi piece of shit helped get Trump into the White House.
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Never forget that this racist Nazi piece of shit helped get Trump into the White House.
Can confirm.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Can confirm.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
Dominic Abelen was a volunteer from New Zealand, who died while defending Ukraine against Putin’s Russian hordes.
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
February 2, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Dominic Abelen was a volunteer from New Zealand, who died while defending Ukraine against Putin’s Russian hordes.
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
