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When you hear the first few notes of Stairway to Heaven, you immediately recognize the song, and you know what comes next.

That’s how Germans instantly recognized Trump as a Nazi, the minute he came down the escalator and accused Mexican immigrants of being rapists and murderers.

2016 parade:
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Fascism is violent nationalism.

In America, fascism is called Americanism.
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School prayer will create a lot of new atheists.

Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.

And every day there will be more school shootings.

Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.
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School prayer will create a lot of new atheists.

Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.

And every day there will be more school shootings.

Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.
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The GOP attracts criminally insane psychopaths,
because corruption is rewarded, not punished.
Greed is idolized as a virtue.
Selfishness is celebrated.
Obvious lies are treated as gospel truth.

To Republicans, politics is a game. The goal is to enrich yourself, and fuck everyone else.
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Fascism is violent nationalism.

In America, fascism is called Americanism.
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Trump wants to arrest Democrats.

What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.

Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
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Trump wants to arrest Democrats.

What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.

Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
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Gavin Newsom is easy on the eyes. Trump isn't.
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MAGA wants Lara Trump to perform at the Super Bowl.

Hasn't America suffered enough?