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California is the 4th largest economy in the world.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 AM
California is the 4th largest economy in the world.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
Blue states are the economic engine of America.
Red states are dirt poor shitholes.
MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to know that they are welfare recipients, and their welfare is paid for by Democrats.
I grew up in Europe and traveled a lot. Never spent much time thinking about religion.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I grew up in Europe and traveled a lot. Never spent much time thinking about religion.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
Then I met MAGA Evangelicals. They are the worst, greediest, cruelest, most selfish, most ignorant people I have ever met. MAGA Evangelicals are terrible human beings.
Now I'm a hardcore atheist.
Trump attacks reporter Kaitlan Collins after she asks him about the Epstein files.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Trump attacks reporter Kaitlan Collins after she asks him about the Epstein files.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
Innocent people don't behave that way.
MAGA scumbags get kicked out of Minnesota restaurant for supporting ICE
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
MAGA scumbags get kicked out of Minnesota restaurant for supporting ICE
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
Fuck ICE and any racist lowlives who support these violent Nazi thugs.
Don't forget that most MAGA Trump supporters are actually Russian trolls getting paid to pretend that they are MAGA Trump supporters.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Don't forget that most MAGA Trump supporters are actually Russian trolls getting paid to pretend that they are MAGA Trump supporters.
Gavin for President ❤
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Gavin for President ❤
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People keep saying that Trump will be remembered as the worst, most corrupt, most demented president in history.
That means nothing to Trump.
Trump is such a malignant narcissist, he plans to blow up the world before he dies. He sees no reason why the world should exist without him.
That means nothing to Trump.
Trump is such a malignant narcissist, he plans to blow up the world before he dies. He sees no reason why the world should exist without him.
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
People keep saying that Trump will be remembered as the worst, most corrupt, most demented president in history.
That means nothing to Trump.
Trump is such a malignant narcissist, he plans to blow up the world before he dies. He sees no reason why the world should exist without him.
That means nothing to Trump.
Trump is such a malignant narcissist, he plans to blow up the world before he dies. He sees no reason why the world should exist without him.
Nothing destroyed the illusion of law and order more than a child raping president who robs billions of dollars from the American people, while no one does anything to stop him.
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Nothing destroyed the illusion of law and order more than a child raping president who robs billions of dollars from the American people, while no one does anything to stop him.
Dear Ukraine:
Thousands of Russian trolls pretend to be MAGA Americans & Europeans. These hateful foreign trolls don't speak for us.
Real Americans and real Europeans stand with Ukraine. We think about you every day & wish our governments would do more to defend Ukraine against Russia.
Thousands of Russian trolls pretend to be MAGA Americans & Europeans. These hateful foreign trolls don't speak for us.
Real Americans and real Europeans stand with Ukraine. We think about you every day & wish our governments would do more to defend Ukraine against Russia.
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Dear Ukraine:
Thousands of Russian trolls pretend to be MAGA Americans & Europeans. These hateful foreign trolls don't speak for us.
Real Americans and real Europeans stand with Ukraine. We think about you every day & wish our governments would do more to defend Ukraine against Russia.
Thousands of Russian trolls pretend to be MAGA Americans & Europeans. These hateful foreign trolls don't speak for us.
Real Americans and real Europeans stand with Ukraine. We think about you every day & wish our governments would do more to defend Ukraine against Russia.
“Be Minnesota Brave” sign in Kalamazoo, Michigan ❤
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
“Be Minnesota Brave” sign in Kalamazoo, Michigan ❤
Never forget that this racist Nazi piece of shit helped get Trump into the White House.
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Never forget that this racist Nazi piece of shit helped get Trump into the White House.
Can confirm.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Can confirm.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
I've been in Europe these past few weeks, and to the rest of the world, Trump's America looks like an insane asylum where the inmates are in control.
Dominic Abelen was a volunteer from New Zealand, who died while defending Ukraine against Putin’s Russian hordes.
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
February 2, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Dominic Abelen was a volunteer from New Zealand, who died while defending Ukraine against Putin’s Russian hordes.
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.
This made me so emotional, I teared up. 💔
ICE thugs wage war against the people of Portland
They shot excessive amounts of tear gas at peaceful protesters
They shot excessive amounts of tear gas at peaceful protesters
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 AM
ICE thugs wage war against the people of Portland
They shot excessive amounts of tear gas at peaceful protesters
They shot excessive amounts of tear gas at peaceful protesters
