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they/them, tech, pokemon, also: taco bell please bring back the bacon ranch chicken flatbread from 2011
Drunk me on Friday bought a snorlax kigu and Fire Walk With Me on 4K lol
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
idk if there's a better feeling than edging off and on for a few days
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My partner I break stereotypes in our relationship (an uncut white person and a cut Mexican)
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Why didn’t anyone tell me Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me was now available in 4K!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
All's Fair is so campy and any self respecting queer person should be watching it
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
carly rae pregnant
🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces she’s pregnant.
November 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Had to visit my man David Lynch at Hollywood Forever
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me still drunky hehe
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Went to hamburger Mary’s and hugged pandora boxx, actual icon ❤️❤️
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
merry christmas to her only
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
when the next door neighbor doesn’t have custody of their screaming child this weekend
October 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
akira and the bee
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
partner and i are recovering from covid we got last week (me for the very first time) and the razor blade throat with this new strain is no fucking joke. my tonsils being removed and being on bedrest for 2 weeks as a child had absolutely nothing on this. actual worst pain of my life
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
okay so warner bros is for sale, who wants to get in on buying it with me?
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Imagine nessarose gets flattened by a Lexus instead of Dorothy’s house
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
YIPPEE
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Goat cheese balls and a Pumptini, now I know I’m really at SUR
October 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
unknowingly walked past olivia rodrigo and conan gray at horror nights yesterday lol
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
That episode of 9-1-1 sucked
October 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
ive had a happy hacking keyboard pro 2 for like 6 years and its still so nice to type on
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Does anyone remember fall of house of usher
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Meee drunkkk
October 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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What if Taylor had to write increasingly un-subtle lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis until he finally understood it
October 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
reading all the posts roasting the new taylor album
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Hi me drunk
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM