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Azzy Lad
@azzllad.bsky.social
Inane ramblings of a belly loving skull gremlin
Gay/30/Single
This account is 18+ minors will be blocked.
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I think my favorite part of these is not only are they not believable in the slightest

But like.... am I supposed to see this as a bad thing? Fucking God yes please give me another excuse to not use social media.

Okay that was my post for this six months byyyyyeeeeeeee
Ayyyeee, new scam guyz

The fashionable new trend seems to be impersonating bluesky staff and saying your account is temporarily suspended... on your account, as opposed to say, via e-mail.

You know what to do, report, block, and delete.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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“Saaaay! You’re looking like quite a snack! Why don’t you come a little closer? …a little closer! …a liiiittle closer! What’s the matter? I’m not gonna bite~” 🔥🍽️👅

Full Body C0mm for @cyberkaiju.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Huh... got a random follower that was... the absolute furthest from my content and I'm so confused.
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Suspenders YCH for @foxflavored.bsky.social

BOING SLOSH GLORP! goes his belly~
October 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
so let me see if I got this correct.

Nintendo/Pokemon sent no more than 50 of the S/V codes to each gamestop on the exact same day as a new tcg release and we're surprised scalpers did their thing?

This could have been a digital distribution. I swear Nintendo just hires inept people on purpose.
September 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
now that I've taken a moment to review the designs a bit more... we're getting mega pikachu and mega alolan raichu...

why the fuck make it mega x and y when one is just pikachu? Y'all already bend the rules for that useless ass rat anyway why stop doing it now?
Don't get me wrong, fuck pokemon, fuck Nintendo etc etc

But the most surprising thing is pokemon remembering that raichu exists tbh
September 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Don't get me wrong, fuck pokemon, fuck Nintendo etc etc

But the most surprising thing is pokemon remembering that raichu exists tbh
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Brett should avoid putting on other people's clothes, especially ones belonging to powerful gluttonous foxes. If he's going to put them on, he's going to have to become more alike in body and spirit as a temporary vessel

One of the amazing things I've gotten from @glazfox.bsky.social! Thanks again!
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I've already made up my mind to not buy the switch 2, made that before it's launch really. But I *was* going to pick up ZA on my switch...

fuck that now
September 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I would like to thank both Visa and Mastercard for turning me into the annoying ass boomer who holds up the line at the supermarket so I can write a check. Very cool.
July 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Look I'm not upset that they're charging money for this. This isnt a fancy instruction manual for your console (looking at you switch 2)

I'm upset that they put out ***THREE*** paid dlc packs on day one.

Release the full game and charge 30-40 bucks, stop with the predatory bullshit.
I thought that goo goo ga ga baby puzzle game they showed was gonna be some silly F2P game, but it's apparently *36 DOLLARS* if you want all the content, what are they on???
July 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I find it so funny how pokemon has continuously given us *nothing* time and time and time again but yet were somehow still disappointed in them.
July 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So I've been a bit late in posting this but I've hit (what I think) is a milestone with the changed i made to my health a little bit ago. And while I may not be able to see a whole he'll of alot of changes, I certainly feel it.
July 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Happy fat fox week yall, I'm sure the diseased fox counts

#fatfoxweek

🎨 @13uckaroo.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So I'm still trying to figure out the situation, but it sounds like there might be someone impersonating me on discord. So reminder that I will never start a conversation with you with a link. I'm also at least -somewhat- competent with grammar, so I wont be using shorthand (IE 'U' in place of 'you'
June 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Happy Pride Yall!

🎨 is @nombonanza.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
In other news... the skull creature has one again fallen in love with a fictional lizard man.

Sigh...just fucking kiss me Sharp as Night.......
May 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It... kinda sucks to realize I always have my defenses up anymore. I can count on one hand the people (outside my direct family) that I take them down for.

On top of that I used to be one of those that said "my friendship doesn't decay :))))"
I've learned that is a lie.
May 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Protogen has unlimited storage capacity 🐺🤖💾
May 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Given most magats sound suspiciously like weevil to me, this makes sense.
had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this
May 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My favorite part about this latest trigger of these people, especially with Oblivion remastered, is that it was half assed. There's still gendered dialog that pulls pronouns from your body type.
Bethesda just did it to trigger these people and they ate it up so. Hard.
apparently the defining trait whether a game is good or not for some people
May 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Eugh I really need to start talking to more people more often.
May 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Be cringe! You're going to miss too much of life if you live by how others perceive you. Be unabashedly yourself.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"I'll make just one more argonian.... as a treat." I tell myself making that one last argonian for the fifth time.
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Spring is here and for Eli that means walks in the park while he's still able... he's going to need help with that soon enough depending on the father.

🎨 by @dulynotedart.bsky.social
March 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM