Darren Isherwood
@azorahaifive.bsky.social
Assistant to the HBIC / Reformed EMO / Fully realized homosexual / TWoW enthusiast / Leo / Professional Dog Petter
Girl, the tariffs
Whatever you're doing today, put your whole heart into it.
April 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Girl, the tariffs
I love men and I love being gay 😍
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love men and I love being gay 😍
Who’s dick do I gotta suck to get Mayhem Ball tickets
March 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Who’s dick do I gotta suck to get Mayhem Ball tickets
… Laurie is an August Leo I can just TELL #WhiteLotus
March 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
… Laurie is an August Leo I can just TELL #WhiteLotus
MAYHEM and a man inside me would fix me, tbh
March 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
MAYHEM and a man inside me would fix me, tbh
Return of the King!!
February 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Return of the King!!
Just heard a poem said by a lady in red.
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Just heard a poem said by a lady in red.
A B R A C A D A B R A
February 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A B R A C A D A B R A
I’m urging those of us against the Trump admin to not meme through it. Idgaf about an “RBG boss babe moment of resistance” this time around or “he did this wow”. Call your senator. Call your rep. Even if they are R.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’m urging those of us against the Trump admin to not meme through it. Idgaf about an “RBG boss babe moment of resistance” this time around or “he did this wow”. Call your senator. Call your rep. Even if they are R.
Since the TikTok ban, I have written to both senators and my rep, and also deleted my FB. IG may be next idk. I fucking hate Meta.
The thing is, I wasn’t a diehard TikTok person but the idea of taking away something I enjoyed as a viewer pisses me off so much.
The thing is, I wasn’t a diehard TikTok person but the idea of taking away something I enjoyed as a viewer pisses me off so much.
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Since the TikTok ban, I have written to both senators and my rep, and also deleted my FB. IG may be next idk. I fucking hate Meta.
The thing is, I wasn’t a diehard TikTok person but the idea of taking away something I enjoyed as a viewer pisses me off so much.
The thing is, I wasn’t a diehard TikTok person but the idea of taking away something I enjoyed as a viewer pisses me off so much.
When the incompetence of one person cancels out the incompetence of another: 👨🏼🍳 💋
Driver who used fireworks & fuel to explode a Cybertruck outside Vegas Trump hotel identified as Matthew Livelsberger, a US Special Forces soldier.
Police say the Tesla truck’s body construction significantly reduced damage in the hotel valet area.
Police say the Tesla truck’s body construction significantly reduced damage in the hotel valet area.
January 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When the incompetence of one person cancels out the incompetence of another: 👨🏼🍳 💋
Pics of you in a hat
Love me a hat, and a prompt!
Love me a hat, and a prompt!
December 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Pics of you in a hat
Love me a hat, and a prompt!
Love me a hat, and a prompt!
I’ve prayed for days like this 🙌🏼🙌🏼
The first poster for #28YearsLater starring Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Ralph Fiennes, Jack O’Connell, Erin Kellyman, Edvin Ryding and Cillian Murphy has been released.
December 6, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I’ve prayed for days like this 🙌🏼🙌🏼
The insane “attention-starved teacher who really wants to be liked by their students” energy is off the charts here
December 4, 2024 at 10:43 PM
The insane “attention-starved teacher who really wants to be liked by their students” energy is off the charts here
Wtf is going on in South Korea
December 3, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Wtf is going on in South Korea
In need of attention!!
November 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
In need of attention!!
Me taking care of that NASTY RAGGEDY BITCH Nessarose for not going to bat for the one woman who protected her her whole life:
November 28, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Me taking care of that NASTY RAGGEDY BITCH Nessarose for not going to bat for the one woman who protected her her whole life:
What’s everyone eating for Thanksgiving? Breast? Thigh?
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
What’s everyone eating for Thanksgiving? Breast? Thigh?
Apple Music not allowing karaoke on the Wicked soundtrack yet is both so cursed and the correct move
November 27, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Apple Music not allowing karaoke on the Wicked soundtrack yet is both so cursed and the correct move
The Trainer // The Mega
November 27, 2024 at 3:54 PM
The Trainer // The Mega
SO IF YOU CARE RO FIND ME, LOO-
Don’t.
Don’t.
November 27, 2024 at 3:25 AM
SO IF YOU CARE RO FIND ME, LOO-
Don’t.
Don’t.