Noah Gittell
@noahgittell.bsky.social
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Troubador. Former film critic and author. Was once seen in NYT, The Atlantic, The Ringer. Now seen at open mic night, possibly in your town.
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For those of you keeping score, 18-22 year-old students calling for an end to slaughter in Gaza are so racist they need to be expelled or deported, but 24-35 year-olds celebrating Hitler, rape, and, um, racism are just kids being kids so chill.

Also, racism is over so no need for Voting Right Act.
JD Vance brushes off racist texts by adults in Republican group chat as ‘what kids do’
Vice-president downplays messages such as ‘I love Hitler’ in chat by 24 to 35-year-olds to ‘stupid jokes’
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"Robert Redford died, huh? A lot of you don't know who he is because he doesn't have a racist podcast." - Gregg Rogell
Personal rankings of movies is fun, but I find it weird when an outlet ranks movies. It just doesn't make sense to me.
Don't bother looking at the reviews because I rarely have anything interesting to say about a horror movie besides, "That was fun and scary."
My annual October horror catch-up is going well so far.
Hey Clevelanders, I'm playing a set at Headquarters tonight. Covers, originals, beer. Come on by!
It's very possible this is the moment they start arresting anyone who disagrees with them.

Courage, Bob. Courage.
Mike Johnson says anyone participating in the No Kings rallies this weekend to protest the corrupt and authoritarian Trump regime is a Hamas supporter or Antifa. B
There's a whole crop of young online activists whose main objective is to debate you into a corner and then smirk condescendingly when you can't answer their ludicrous hypotheticals.

These people are not going to save us.
He's running.
More than a decade ago, I sat down with @marcmaron.bsky.social in his garage to tape something new called a podcast. This time, he came to me to record his last episode.

We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
I hope you're right, but I don't anticipate this breaking MAGA. They'll chalk it up to a bad apple or call it fake news and move onto some other bullshit.
Umm, Kristi Noem shot her own dog and MAGA shrugged.
So bizarre but I had a sense yesterday Diane Keaton was unwell. It hit me out of nowhere. Maybe just because we hadn’t seen her in a little while.

Anyway, she was singular, and that’s the greatest thing you can be as an artist.
It's because they ran on anti-fascism and lost. And health care has been the only winning issue for them for the last 50 years.

Would it be different now that fascism is *here*? I'd like to think yes, but my heart says no.
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
Jesus, they don't even hide the shade at the Mets.
Fascism.
“Turn around or you’re going to get the dog,” an officer said. “We’re going to put you in cuffs, or you’re going to get the dog.”

The officers struck Miranda from behind, which caused him to collapse before he was taken away in an unmarked van.
And apparently is only being utilized by Jehovan's Witnesses.
People are saying that the fact that Trump is having his second annual physical in a year means something is off with his health, but my hunch is it's actually normal for a president of his age to have two physicals in a year, and his press people just don't know what "annual" means
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I, however,
Have such meagre power,

Clutching at a
Moment,

While you control
An hour.

But your hour is
A stone.

My moment is
A flower.

-Langston Hughes, "Poet to Bigot"
#everynightapoem As ever.
I have done so little
For you.
And you have do little 
For me.
That we have good reason
Never to agree.

I, however,
Have such meagre power,
Clutching at a 
Moment,
While you control
An hour.
But your hour is
A stone.
My moment is
A flower. 
-Langston Hughes, "Poet to Bigot"
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Goodbye Apple.
Boycott Apple? Boycott Apple.

Canceling my AppleTV+ subcription right now.
Apple has removed at least three ICE-tracking apps from the App Store. WIRED spoke with the developers about where they go from here. from @thiccreese.bsky.social and @lhn.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/apple-...
My fat fingers just changed "White House" to "Shite House," and I can't believe I never thought of this