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Joe 🌵🐻
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Take off your shoes when entering. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Trying to figure out what I want to do with my life.

Detroit Tigers & Arizona Diamondbacks

he/him / Phoenix, AZ 🌹

pfp art by Patrick LaMontagne
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Hello everyone! It’s wonderful to be here with you all!
Well fuck
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion.

Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk.

All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hi folks, sorry I haven’t been here in forever. Life has just been kicking my ass and I haven’t really had motivation to check what’s going on.

Hope you’ve all been good. Much love!
September 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This pride video from the Mariners is really good. Kudos to them for going above and beyond what most teams did.

youtu.be/EhUaJoteimc?...
Baseball Is For Everyone: Mariners Celebrate Pride Month
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
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June 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The vibes about the Dbacks are so low rn. Finally starting to see some media personalities calling for changes.
May 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“They had one of the toughest schedules in MLB!”

But they’re consistently failing to beat teams they should be beating.

“They had a worse record in 2023 atp”

The NL wildcard was not as competitive and we can’t expect them to go on a massive hot streak again like they did last year.
May 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
People like to defend managers/coaches who consistently fail to bring desired results by saying that it’s all on the underperforming players, there’s nothing a manager can do.

Some of it is, sure. But a good manager sets their team up to be successful with their decisions.
May 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I haven’t seen much until very recently about the second season of The Rehearsal, but I read a write up about the last few episodes and I’m intrigued.

One of my best friends is an airline pilot. I know the show’s accurate about the culture around medical stuff.

Is it worth a watch?
May 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s always funny to me seeing people here or elsewhere complain about the user base of Bluesky and how their skyline and replies are filled with obnoxious people they don’t like.

You’re fully in control of the content you see! This may be controversial but resist libs are better than nazis?
May 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If the team’s manager can be praised for backing into the postseason and making an incredible run out of it, why can’t the same manager be held accountable when a team with greater talent underperforms almost every night?
May 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This past week my brain has been kinda shitty to me; but between last night’s UofA win and this morning’s Skubal dominance, things are looking better.
May 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tarik Skubal is the best pitcher in Major League Baseball.

Ninety-four pitch complete game shutout with 13 strikeouts against a very good Cleveland lineup. Last pitch of the game he hit a career high 102.6 mph.
May 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
LET’S FUCKING GO CATS! BIG 12 CHAMPIONS!

BEAR THE FUCK DOWN!
May 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am begging people not from the US, and hell, even people from the US where they aren’t a real problem, to understand the severity of tornadoes.

An EF-3 can have the energy output equivalent to of one of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan. An EF-5, 8-600x that.
May 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Revisions to the law center on ‘harm,’ which would allow far more mining, drilling and other development that threatens critical habitat, shares The Colorado Sun.
Trump administration plans Endangered Species Act rollback - High Country News
Revisions to the law center on ‘harm,’ which would allow far more mining, drilling and other development that threatens critical habitat.
buff.ly
May 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
With the Mets losing tonight, your Detroit Tigers have the best record in Major League Baseball
May 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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TIGERS SWEEP GIMME ARBY DIRKS
May 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Break out the brooms! 🧹🧹🧹
May 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
That catch on the Carpenter almost-homer was ridiculous. Love a tense game like this though!
May 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Oh lovely apparently our Democratic governor decided to sign a bill that mirrors what some southern states have passed (and the project 2025 playbook) to require ID verification to access adult content!

With democrats like these, who needs republicans!
May 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Started a new book yesterday by the same author, The Last Town on Earth.

Very good so far; an eerie setting of a town in the forests of the PNW amid the 1918 flu pandemic.
Finished a very good book this early morning. The Rumor Game by Thomas Mullen. Would recommend if you’re at all into political/crime thrillers or historical fiction.
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I never want to see/hear about the pope’s brother in Florida ever again, actually.

The pope actually just spontaneously came into existence one day and has no family that we need to be interviewing/talking about.
May 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Not even a fan of Hogg, but "They saw he threatened their seats and immediately excluded him on diversity grounds demonstrating the entire party is a nursing home" is like the kind of thing Republicans get erect over.
May 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh lovely apparently our Democratic governor decided to sign a bill that mirrors what some southern states have passed (and the project 2025 playbook) to require ID verification to access adult content!

With democrats like these, who needs republicans!
May 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’ve been thinking all this time he looks like someone and finally!
May 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM