seeing this image fixed me

you've heard of the ioccc.org, time for the International Obfuscated Markup Document Contest

i miss back when even obnoxious people mostly pretended to care about being good at things

this morning, i very narrowly avoided a HORRIFIC INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT due to improper labeling of chemicals (i almost pulled myself a decaf shot by mistake)

this kind of dense, walkable control flow graph is illegal to build in most american compilers

I’m headed to a corn and soybean farm in Cannon Falls to hear about the impact of Trump’s tariffs on Minnesota farmers.
 
Farming is a tough job, and it certainly isn’t made any easier by two out-of-touch billionaires cutting off economic opportunities.

Cannot believe that @junlper.bsky.social now works for the company that now owns infowars. I'm dead this is hilarious we truly live in the clowniest timeline it's great

i think a big part of the spiritual and ideological sickness of today’s silicon valley is that somewhere along the line, the software engineer stopped being a guy who actually works for a living, and became a kind of 21st-century aristocracy

incredible