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aylwin.bsky.social
Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus
@aylwin.bsky.social
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Aspiring dosser / emerging Art abolitionist / Corieltauvi separatist

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A paper nautilus which is an nautilus with a body in an octopus colourway and texture and a white translucent shell that has a slight origami look. It also has a detachable penis.
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Cant even push an old lady in her oven anymore cos of woke.
Lit sign with a section of hansel and gretal where the old woman catches them gorging on sweets and... is unfriendly so they go home.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
aylwin.bsky.social
My last three brain cells
Steve Buscemi and Harvey Keitel interrogating Kirk Baltz in Reservoir Dogs. Kirk Baltz is tied to a chair with his back to us and is about to have a really shit time.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Always wonder if they came from this
Margaret Thatcher wearing a blue power suit with big shoulders. This photo is out of date and she is in the ground rotting now.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Mac from always sunny explaining to Dennis that "the money keeps moving. In a circle". This joke has probably been done but just in case the entire of bluesky has dropped the ball I;ve swooped in to the rescue.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Obviously we suck but in terms of the states the last time we were involved it looked like this, gee I wonder what happened there?
A map of the northern American continent with the original post independence boundaries of the united states. these are roughly up to and including the great lakes, down to the top of florida, and across about a third of the width starting at the East coast.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Okay so technically it isn't one but I think there's an argument to be made that spiritually it very definitely is.
A massive moshops like reptile in an arid and cliff ridden landscape looking down at a cavewoman surrounded by eggs that she could fit into (from when dinosaurs ruled the earth).
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
aylwin.bsky.social
How do you explain this then?
Track 7 from the tmnt2 soundtrack- Creatures of Habit by 'Spunkdelic'
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Age yourself with gaming
Box for Lost Valley of the DInosaurs Board game. There is a big image on the left and centre is of a dinosaur turning round to face some safari suited guy holding a gun. There are three photos on the right side, one of a dinosaur playing piece facing a little person gaming piece, the second of a plastic volcano with plastic lava tiles flowing from it, the third of a pterodactyl with a grippy mouth that the player can open and close being swooped down on a little guy playing piece in front of a old temple made from cardboard.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus looking all excited for the bloodletting to commence.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Vlad the Impaler
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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This is an actual picture of a Maccies in 1974, you'll notice it has the vibes of being trapped in purgatory.
A picture of a 1974 maccies taken from the customer line. There's two women with brown hair and brown clothes on. At the top is a sign giving a menu and prices that is also brown with some red detail. There is a woman serving, you can see a single dead eye poking out from behind the person serving her. In the background there is a a manger staring into space, wondering what the fuck he's doing there.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Look at this lovely Hammersmith resort from the 90s.
A building site and some industrial units, from the opening shot of Bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This will also be Streeting, I've included an artists impression of how this will work below.
The mayor of Halloween town, all smiles and smooth skin on one face, a ghastly grimace on the other side.
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I can kind of understand that particular example given the alternative was letting John Travolta continue to wear this cardigan.
John Travolta at the end of Grease wearing a white cardigan with a big red R on it and two thin red arm stripes. The rest of him looks like he's a 50s rocker cos needs to be able to just throw on a leather jacket to change back to his old look.
October 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The makers of that interview after it aired
Crusty the Clown close up on the telly saying 'Wow!, they'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!'
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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This plus the hill I'm on will form a defensive peninsula jutting out into bay of Trent.
What is my elevation: 53m
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Waking up in Britain (again)
Hudson from Alien enquiring 'how do I get out of this chicken shit outfit'. He has a look of insolent madness about him
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Eric Carle's very hungry caterpillar
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Share your favorite black and white film (that isn't king Kong, I give king kong enough love).
Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn sat in a car, Hepburn is driving, in between them is a leopard. The film is bringing up baby, baby being a leopard, but not necessarily the leopard they've ended up with in their car.
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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An old American guy with a big fucking tashe and goatee, he's wearing a tan suit (maybe the photo is sepia). Anyway he's John Kellogg, a man who presumably loved a wank as much as any other but knew how to market a cereal in the weirdest fucking way possible.
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Image of the box for the barcode battler, a handheld console that was built around scanning barcodes to procedurally generate monsters or robots or whatever to battle with your friends.
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Greenday voice(?) Welcome to Paradise
Mans outstretched leg in the foreground with a small table upon which rest some booze and an ashtray and then a small private pool that you get when the travel company fuck up and upgrade you and then and path and some other rooms cos clearly they're anti sex pond.
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Airplane drip check (hat on loan).
A man with a stupid grin in a teal velour tracksuit, white trainers with blur detail and a big floppy straw hat.
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Its magnificent, I am available for hire for anything you want half arsing.
Purple curtains hung over a window using gaffa-tape. What walls you can see are covered in peeled green paint and bare pink plaster. The curtains are parted to give a classy tied back curtains look by wedging them behind the bed frame.
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM