OOF I feel this so hard!! It’s like the grown-up version of the mean girls three-way call. Some people are just unhappy and insecure and they’re hellbent on trying bringing others down with them 🫂🫂🫂

The last shot!!

Stede: they die pretty dramatically don’t they, the French. All crying out about their pyramids. Anyway what should we do now?

Ed: 😳😳😳🫨🙃🫢🫥

lol this is wild 😅 humans aren’t a monolith and we all respond with different facial expressions to the same stimulus. Someone might laugh, cry, or scowl as a response to being angry. It’s almost like standardized testing/training is essentially useless lol

Hollaback girl over here

His job is just office

Saw an ad for skirts on tumblr earlier and decided to turn today's figure practice into Ed in a skirt to keep myself interested.

Or maybe steddyhands isn’t real? Idk I have fun with it either way. I just feel strongly that Izzy plays the middle manager role and that can lead to a lot of fun situations in a lot of directions and I support them all

Controversial opinion. They both think they know how insurance works but neither of them do. They’re both personality hires. Izzy knows how insurance works. This is how steddyhands becomes real lol

Intruduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:

(I work at a venue, so I see more concerts than I ever want to, but the last 5 I probably cared about I guess?)

1. Cap’n Jazz
2. American Football
3. Gang of Four
4. Bikini Kill
5. Built to Spill

Oh no, it looks like the police can’t tell one white collar criminal from another! Everyone brace yourselves, you’re about to see a lot of existing IP get trotted out in ways no one is actually interested in but maybe there could be money?! The criminal zas is one the loose!!!

😭😭😭