Laura
@axlaru.bsky.social
Writer, ironically bad at writing bios about myself
I should probably be an English teacher tbh. But I'm not.
My hobby is collecting hobbies 🧶🎨📚
She/her
I should probably be an English teacher tbh. But I'm not.
My hobby is collecting hobbies 🧶🎨📚
She/her
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Iconic moment as he says "God Bless América" and then names every country in South, Central, and North america in order
For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S.
It means evveeerrybody
For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S.
It means evveeerrybody
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Iconic moment as he says "God Bless América" and then names every country in South, Central, and North america in order
For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S.
It means evveeerrybody
For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S.
It means evveeerrybody
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BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
I painted my nails and messed them up within ten minutes. This has been my semi annual blue sky update.
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I painted my nails and messed them up within ten minutes. This has been my semi annual blue sky update.
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In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So…
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
August 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So…
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
Kitchen should have ceiling fans too (i bet someone somewhere does and they're living the best life)
July 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Kitchen should have ceiling fans too (i bet someone somewhere does and they're living the best life)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
June 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Same here.
Let's be absolutely clear: physically assaulting a US Senator for simply asking a question is disgraceful. We stand with Senator Padilla and all those peacefully defending working people against this administration's attacks.
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Same here.
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my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon
June 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon
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Happy Pride, everyone!
June 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Happy Pride, everyone!
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Writer: bop it!
Reader: *bops it*
Writer: twist it!
Reader: *twists it*
Writer: To get to the happy ending, you're going to have to get through unspeakable horrors and tragedies done to your favourite characters who may or may not survive
Reader: what
Writer: pull it!
Reader: ha! *pulls it*
Reader: *bops it*
Writer: twist it!
Reader: *twists it*
Writer: To get to the happy ending, you're going to have to get through unspeakable horrors and tragedies done to your favourite characters who may or may not survive
Reader: what
Writer: pull it!
Reader: ha! *pulls it*
June 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Writer: bop it!
Reader: *bops it*
Writer: twist it!
Reader: *twists it*
Writer: To get to the happy ending, you're going to have to get through unspeakable horrors and tragedies done to your favourite characters who may or may not survive
Reader: what
Writer: pull it!
Reader: ha! *pulls it*
Reader: *bops it*
Writer: twist it!
Reader: *twists it*
Writer: To get to the happy ending, you're going to have to get through unspeakable horrors and tragedies done to your favourite characters who may or may not survive
Reader: what
Writer: pull it!
Reader: ha! *pulls it*
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When I was in elementary school I asked my teacher why trees never learned to walk and she said “because they didn’t need to” and that’s a great answer but it’s not the whole answer but I feel like I’d need a full book-length project to answer it.
June 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When I was in elementary school I asked my teacher why trees never learned to walk and she said “because they didn’t need to” and that’s a great answer but it’s not the whole answer but I feel like I’d need a full book-length project to answer it.
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It is bizarre the way people with guns, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tanks, and other military gear act like rocks are an equal threat. It’s madness! If you are scared of rocks and think the punishment for having them thrown at you should be death, you shouldn’t be in law enforcement!
June 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It is bizarre the way people with guns, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tanks, and other military gear act like rocks are an equal threat. It’s madness! If you are scared of rocks and think the punishment for having them thrown at you should be death, you shouldn’t be in law enforcement!
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...
Tell AG Bondi: NO Taxpayer money for Proud Boys
This far-right hate group helped incite the deadly January 6th insurrection – and now, they’re suing to make YOU pay them $100 million for it.
You read that right: Five leaders of the Proud Boys – wh...
sign.moveon.org
June 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...
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Yup. I continue to say that AI is for those who fetishize THE IDEA and dismiss THE WORK. It's for those people who come up to writers and say, "I got a great idea for a book, I'll give it to you, you write it, and we'll split the profits 50/50," as if the idea is the hardest and most important part.
I saw someone say AI is useful because it generates ideas. My dude, I'm full of ideas. I have docs and docs marked under 'ideas.' I have outlines and fragments of stuff I might work on. Trunked stories galore. Even if I continue to write a novel a year for the next 40 years I won't run out of ideas.
May 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yup. I continue to say that AI is for those who fetishize THE IDEA and dismiss THE WORK. It's for those people who come up to writers and say, "I got a great idea for a book, I'll give it to you, you write it, and we'll split the profits 50/50," as if the idea is the hardest and most important part.
So i'm watching an episode of Murder She Wrote, and it shows Jessica signing some books. Yeah she's an author, it makes sense. Except she was signing the fucking endpapers, not the title page. D'oh
May 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So i'm watching an episode of Murder She Wrote, and it shows Jessica signing some books. Yeah she's an author, it makes sense. Except she was signing the fucking endpapers, not the title page. D'oh
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Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.
May 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.
Why is the taping the most difficult part of house painting?
At least i'm only painting a single door frame
At least i'm only painting a single door frame
March 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why is the taping the most difficult part of house painting?
At least i'm only painting a single door frame
At least i'm only painting a single door frame
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
So uhh teachers, you striking?
March 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So uhh teachers, you striking?
Very glad i still have cds and my ridiculous pirates of the caribbean themed cd player today. Our internet and tv has been out for more than 6 hours, but i was still entertained
February 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Very glad i still have cds and my ridiculous pirates of the caribbean themed cd player today. Our internet and tv has been out for more than 6 hours, but i was still entertained
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The repercussion of voter apathy in America will be felt for generations by our ancestors.
February 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The repercussion of voter apathy in America will be felt for generations by our ancestors.
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Cobwebs are just goth houseplants
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Cobwebs are just goth houseplants
I'm torn between sitting here listening to the rain and reading, or blasting "American Idiot" on repeat for a few hours
February 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'm torn between sitting here listening to the rain and reading, or blasting "American Idiot" on repeat for a few hours