AV Hiero
avhiero.bsky.social
AV Hiero
@avhiero.bsky.social
Alaska to New Mexico by way of Florida. Online since forever. He/Him. Squandering my education.

#toastie #mankanaut
Also "it would be the last unicorn it the world to come for Molly Grue" is quieter but perhaps even more devastating than The Iron Giant's "suuupermaan"
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
(you'll also note that this references musk calling it a strawberry maximizer so it's not as obvious that he stole the idea from an 18 year old "autodidact")
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Gonna have to trap Luffy in a room with his dinner probably otherwise he'll never manage to eat it before Cowboop does.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Love to see a distinguished lady eating.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Andra Long Chu (talking about feminist tumblr teens) described that dynamic as interacting like a fandom, and that's felt like a very accurate framing
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Americans do be drinking water, and we put ice in it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Granny Smith is the Ideal Apple!
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Well Karlsson wasn't really appropriate after they came out as nonbinary.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Well I really mean it about/that we have arrived in a world where "Jared Leto is a cult leader and sexual predator" is simultaneously trivial to look up but some how the sort a thing that no one has looked up. PR has kept him frustratingly relevant.
I'm not hold *you* accountable...
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
yeah, it's not great. I mean we're good about wage theft so no OT means no one's working OT but also we're gonna get so yelled at for not having "things" done of Fri.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Those eggs are containing, not contained.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
yes, because it has a crust on top and bottom.

all poptarts are actually pies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Egg rolls don't actually contain eggs.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
RIP to your lint filter but: worth it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I mean, could have counted it as PT if you did...
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
perfect example really, there's like major news reporting of him running a cult and "trying for" statutory rape but some rando comes into your replies like this is up for debate.\

And we can't even know if he's a troll (I mean probably but) because Leto's shit isn't talked about enough.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
tonight love was mayacoba beans.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"What if good food is actually bad food" says your favorite shooter, like that's a normal thing.
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Mother fuckers out here saying apple pie is bad like we shouldn't be paying attention to the man behind the curtain.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM