"𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅..."
@averageordinary2.bsky.social
𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇... | 𝖬𝖣𝖭𝖨 | https://worm
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“Wait gnomes are real?”
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
“Wait gnomes are real?”
“On my way!”
Be at the Jarvis Lounge soon.
“Perfect!”
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
“On my way!”
“Perfect!”
Sure. We can do bridal style too!
“Can it be literal feet too? I like being carried.”
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
“Perfect!”
“Can it be literal feet too? I like being carried.”
That comes later.
I want to lead into sweeping you off your figurative feet.
I want to lead into sweeping you off your figurative feet.
“Make me blush then~”
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“Can it be literal feet too? I like being carried.”
“Make me blush then~”
Oh trust me, I do.
😉
😉
“I call it confidence…”
“I also have no real clue how to flirt.”
“I also have no real clue how to flirt.”
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
“Make me blush then~”
“I call it confidence…”
“I also have no real clue how to flirt.”
“I also have no real clue how to flirt.”
Straightforwardness.
“Never was one of subtlety.”
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
“I call it confidence…”
“I also have no real clue how to flirt.”
“I also have no real clue how to flirt.”
“Never was one of subtlety.”
You aren’t very subtle, are you?
“It’s a date then!”
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“Never was one of subtlety.”
“It’s a date then!”
Sure.
"And a cute umbrella~"
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
“It’s a date then!”
"And a cute umbrella~"
I was kidding.
Two straws?
Two straws?
"You seemed a lot more chill at dinner last night, oh well."
January 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"And a cute umbrella~"
"You seemed a lot more chill at dinner last night, oh well."
Germs.
I mean like... we sit by each other...
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
"You seemed a lot more chill at dinner last night, oh well."
I mean like... we sit by each other...
It’s your drink, not mine.
"Then I'll pay a visit, only if we can share a drink."
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I mean like... we sit by each other...
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@averageordinary2.bsky.social
[i hope you are having a normal, average day lol]
[seriously lady you're a brave motherfucker]
[i hope you are having a normal, average day lol]
[seriously lady you're a brave motherfucker]
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
@averageordinary2.bsky.social
[i hope you are having a normal, average day lol]
[seriously lady you're a brave motherfucker]
[i hope you are having a normal, average day lol]
[seriously lady you're a brave motherfucker]
"Then I'll pay a visit, only if we can share a drink."
If you have money.
January 23, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"Then I'll pay a visit, only if we can share a drink."
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January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"On?"
That depends.
"Can I go?"
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"On?"
"Can I go?"
Yes. I have a superhero bar.
You have to be twenty one or older to buy the alcohol.
Can’t get in trouble with Mayor Luke Cage.
You have to be twenty one or older to buy the alcohol.
Can’t get in trouble with Mayor Luke Cage.
January 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"Can I go?"
Probably a Park Ranger.
She loves nature.
She loves nature.
In which of these jobs would your muse be the most comfortable?
— Police Officer
— Paramedic
— Firefighter
— Park Ranger
— Coastguard
— Social Worker
— Police Officer
— Paramedic
— Firefighter
— Park Ranger
— Coastguard
— Social Worker
January 23, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Probably a Park Ranger.
She loves nature.
She loves nature.
"FOOTBALL! YEAH!"
He stares at the object in his hands, blinking.
What... in the world just happened.
What... in the world just happened.
“Yeah! Good catch!”
Happy clap.
(All from a distance)
Happy clap.
(All from a distance)
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"FOOTBALL! YEAH!"
“Yeah! Good catch!”
Happy clap.
(All from a distance)
Happy clap.
(All from a distance)
❝ EEACK-!! ❞
Does he catch it?? Does he take cover?! IS HE GONNA DIE?!?
Due to pure instinct, he catches it!
Does he catch it?? Does he take cover?! IS HE GONNA DIE?!?
Due to pure instinct, he catches it!
“SHE’S GOING DEEP!”
And she rows an absolute bomb about 50 yards to Rose, he just hast to catch it…
And she rows an absolute bomb about 50 yards to Rose, he just hast to catch it…
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
“Yeah! Good catch!”
Happy clap.
(All from a distance)
Happy clap.
(All from a distance)
“SHE’S GOING DEEP!”
And she rows an absolute bomb about 50 yards to Rose, he just hast to catch it…
And she rows an absolute bomb about 50 yards to Rose, he just hast to catch it…
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
“SHE’S GOING DEEP!”
And she rows an absolute bomb about 50 yards to Rose, he just hast to catch it…
And she rows an absolute bomb about 50 yards to Rose, he just hast to catch it…
“Caroline…”
She nods, still freaked out.
“I don’t recognize you, but a different spider fucked up my fridge.”
She nods, still freaked out.
“I don’t recognize you, but a different spider fucked up my fridge.”
The spider rubs the back of their head, sitting down so they didn't have to look down so far
"I. . .I'm not sure why or how you got here, I just saw you laying on the street and thought you were hurt. ."
They have a strong, yet somehow soft tone at the same time.
"You are in the-
"I. . .I'm not sure why or how you got here, I just saw you laying on the street and thought you were hurt. ."
They have a strong, yet somehow soft tone at the same time.
"You are in the-
“What… what the HELL is going on? Tell me or I’ll start screaming again!”
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
“Caroline…”
She nods, still freaked out.
“I don’t recognize you, but a different spider fucked up my fridge.”
She nods, still freaked out.
“I don’t recognize you, but a different spider fucked up my fridge.”
“What… what the HELL is going on? Tell me or I’ll start screaming again!”
the giant spider then scoops the little human up, and walks off while covering her mouth with that finger
They take her to a small little shop along the strip, and once they close the blinds and put up the closed sign, they set her down on her feet, brush her off and slowly remove their finger
They take her to a small little shop along the strip, and once they close the blinds and put up the closed sign, they set her down on her feet, brush her off and slowly remove their finger
She keeps screaming.
Why the hell wouldn't she?
Why the hell wouldn't she?
January 23, 2026 at 6:55 AM
“What… what the HELL is going on? Tell me or I’ll start screaming again!”
She keeps screaming.
Why the hell wouldn't she?
Why the hell wouldn't she?
The much larger spider seems startled by the screaming, recoiling back slightly, before swiftly lurching forward, putting a finger to the Human's lips, and bringing a finger to her own mouth, trying to tell her to stay silent. Her movements and gaze, they weren't hostile, they were kind, calm.
...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
January 23, 2026 at 6:46 AM
She keeps screaming.
Why the hell wouldn't she?
Why the hell wouldn't she?
...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
@averageordinary2.bsky.social
-[🧹🕸️]-
That Spider? the one that chewed up her fridge line? Yeah it dragged her down into the sanctuary while she was sleeping. Normally, this probably wouldn't be a big deal, key word there, WOULD, there is a ginormous Bipedal tarantula standing over her.
-[🧹🕸️]-
That Spider? the one that chewed up her fridge line? Yeah it dragged her down into the sanctuary while she was sleeping. Normally, this probably wouldn't be a big deal, key word there, WOULD, there is a ginormous Bipedal tarantula standing over her.
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 AM
...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
“I’m sure he won’t be too mean.”
She waves it off as she starts exploring.
She waves it off as she starts exploring.
"Well, yeah, but if you're caught snooping around down there, Bruce is gonna come down on me for it."
"Can't be worse than my ex's 'video' collection."
She chuckles as she starts peeking inside.
She chuckles as she starts peeking inside.
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
“I’m sure he won’t be too mean.”
She waves it off as she starts exploring.
She waves it off as she starts exploring.