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averagefrog.bsky.social
Probably not a frog
@averagefrog.bsky.social
(he/him, 19)
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
They're just chilling
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Look at this thing
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Heebing my jeebies rn now, this is too unsettling for my unprepared mind
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Before I sleep, here's my cat
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Vox I'm watching the broadcast, why are you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm trying not to succumb to the US defaultism, but istg it feels like everyone I talk to lives in the Central Time Zone😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This you?
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
They're probably the "goofy spy" trope, they start to get invested in the adventures but remember that they're a FUCKING TRAITOR from time to time, and that ruins everything
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My buddy Eric saw this the other day
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
:3
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We - yes, WE - have all done that
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I regret playing Terraria all day, I can't sleep now
Never try to get the shroomerang, I've spent two hours farming for it and got a graveyard by the end of this torture (still didn't get it btw)
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Waking up at 1 pm and playing Terraria for the rest of the day
I love Saturdays
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hey guys, I don't really understand what the punchline of the meme is supposed to be. I don't see anyone besides Frisk and Sans, can you point out the funny for me? /s
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
When Shayy got the news about the doc, they didn't even try to apologize or anything, they just changed their profile picture to a sweating froggit, "Erm, now this is awkward" style

Reminds me of this guy
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Stupid aquatic creatures I like
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM