Probably not a frog
@averagefrog.bsky.social
(he/him, 19)
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
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Listen THIS IS IMPORTANT you guys HAVE to play this game it's so good, if you're afraid to spend your money on this gem it has a free demo so you can try it and realize how MISTAKEN you are. It's like Pizza Tower but it's good and also funny I'M RUNNING OUT OF TE-
store.steampowered.com/app/3047510
store.steampowered.com/app/3047510
Yeah, if you don't get out, you will be dead by daylight...
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Yeah, if you don't get out, you will be dead by daylight...
Jade, this is called depression, and this is the last checkpoint before one day you realize that you can't do ANYTHING because of stress. If you don't quit most of this stuff now, then by the time your power runs out, all your responsibility will crush you. Quit before it's too late. Please.
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Jade, this is called depression, and this is the last checkpoint before one day you realize that you can't do ANYTHING because of stress. If you don't quit most of this stuff now, then by the time your power runs out, all your responsibility will crush you. Quit before it's too late. Please.
How I look at bro when he says "time for some sour cream & onion" after the paprika wizard let us go with a warning
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
How I look at bro when he says "time for some sour cream & onion" after the paprika wizard let us go with a warning
Erica "Ebndvdbcebbdna" Lastname try not to joke about penis or testicles challenge (impossible)
a close up of a black cat 's face with a g on its face .
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January 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Erica "Ebndvdbcebbdna" Lastname try not to joke about penis or testicles challenge (impossible)
Today's frogs are the western and eastern water-holding frogs. Their conflict has been going on for ages.
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Today's frogs are the western and eastern water-holding frogs. Their conflict has been going on for ages.
Have an emotional support frog🫂
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Have an emotional support frog🫂
"Damn, the light is running pretty low rn"
The shadows:
The shadows:
a pixel art drawing of a knight with a sword and shield .
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January 18, 2026 at 9:43 AM
"Damn, the light is running pretty low rn"
The shadows:
The shadows:
Smoking kills
a cartoon drawing of a girl with blue hair standing next to rocks
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a girl with blue hair standing next to rocks
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January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Smoking kills
"Bro PCs suck I'm better with my console" mfs when it fucking explodes after 0.008 seconds of usage
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"Bro PCs suck I'm better with my console" mfs when it fucking explodes after 0.008 seconds of usage
You can't be sure until you ask it
(you're going to Indonesia)
(you're going to Indonesia)
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
You can't be sure until you ask it
(you're going to Indonesia)
(you're going to Indonesia)
Today's frog is the jade tree frog.
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Today's frog is the jade tree frog.
Legendary gender pull🔥🔥🔥
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Legendary gender pull🔥🔥🔥
I knew something was wrong when I saw you giving out «mischievous potions» for free
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I knew something was wrong when I saw you giving out «mischievous potions» for free
WHAT IS TFA ROLEPLAY EVEN ABOUT?!💀
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
WHAT IS TFA ROLEPLAY EVEN ABOUT?!💀
The moment when it burrowed into the tree😭😭😭💀💀💀
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The moment when it burrowed into the tree😭😭😭💀💀💀
*un-spheres you with mind*
a man wearing red glasses is pointing his finger at his forehead in a dark room .
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January 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
*un-spheres you with mind*
Today's frog is the Harenna burrowing treefrog.
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Today's frog is the Harenna burrowing treefrog.