Jess
@automatonowl.nz
Autistic, bipolar, agender. They/them. 🏴
Aotearoa
Formerly bigflamingjess on twitter.
Aotearoa
Formerly bigflamingjess on twitter.
I don't quite get to the point of panic, but the thought can make me feel really sad.
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I don't quite get to the point of panic, but the thought can make me feel really sad.
It's the Empire's sigil in Warhammer 40k. One of the classic cases of people missing the satire, same sorta thing as the Punisher logo
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It's the Empire's sigil in Warhammer 40k. One of the classic cases of people missing the satire, same sorta thing as the Punisher logo
Seems a bit pointless having the IPCA if the cops aren't even compelled to act on their findings.
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Seems a bit pointless having the IPCA if the cops aren't even compelled to act on their findings.
The Hataitai Hot Bread shop does them very, very well, assuming they're still making them
February 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
The Hataitai Hot Bread shop does them very, very well, assuming they're still making them
Bro is a kinda funny one for me. I'm cool with being called that, but then my bogan bro voice starts surfacing lol.
February 3, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Bro is a kinda funny one for me. I'm cool with being called that, but then my bogan bro voice starts surfacing lol.
China has been an inalienable part of Mongolian territory since ancient times. See? I can make things up too.
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
China has been an inalienable part of Mongolian territory since ancient times. See? I can make things up too.
I think I'd lose my shit at him. I hate it so, so much when people do that, let alone someone I despise as much as Luxon.
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I think I'd lose my shit at him. I hate it so, so much when people do that, let alone someone I despise as much as Luxon.
Got followed by this page five minutes after I posted this, the bots are not being subtle.
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Got followed by this page five minutes after I posted this, the bots are not being subtle.
Evangelical churches are infested with that type. I had a weird amount of people push the idea I'd be a pastor on me when I was a kid/teenager, and I'm pretty sure the only reason was the fact I'm loud, and fairly charasmatic (or so I'm told, I just think I'm awkward as fuck).
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Evangelical churches are infested with that type. I had a weird amount of people push the idea I'd be a pastor on me when I was a kid/teenager, and I'm pretty sure the only reason was the fact I'm loud, and fairly charasmatic (or so I'm told, I just think I'm awkward as fuck).
It feels like he's straight up doing intro to anarchism bits now, and I'm loving it. He explains it do clearly, and simply as well, which is a tad to rare imo.
January 30, 2026 at 8:58 AM
It feels like he's straight up doing intro to anarchism bits now, and I'm loving it. He explains it do clearly, and simply as well, which is a tad to rare imo.
This still happens, it's so incredibly lame. There's something kinda funny about people buying a game and just doing that though.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
This still happens, it's so incredibly lame. There's something kinda funny about people buying a game and just doing that though.
That's something I love about using a vape. I keep all the vaped bud and use it to make edibles, which always turn out really strong.
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 AM
That's something I love about using a vape. I keep all the vaped bud and use it to make edibles, which always turn out really strong.
Disagree with the unreasonable part. That's a very, very reasonable thing to be annoyed about.
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Disagree with the unreasonable part. That's a very, very reasonable thing to be annoyed about.
I was there too, and holy shit that was amazing. I grinned so hard when they started playing Sinner it almost hurt.
January 22, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I was there too, and holy shit that was amazing. I grinned so hard when they started playing Sinner it almost hurt.
Reposted by Jess
Imagine giving a hammer to construction worker and telling him 40% of the time it will destroy the nail, and then wonder why your hammer isn’t more popular.
This is what AI pushers sound like.
This is what AI pushers sound like.
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Imagine giving a hammer to construction worker and telling him 40% of the time it will destroy the nail, and then wonder why your hammer isn’t more popular.
This is what AI pushers sound like.
This is what AI pushers sound like.
Kudos to the neighbor though, she went and dropped off the packages to everyone.
January 21, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Kudos to the neighbor though, she went and dropped off the packages to everyone.
I think the most insane I got was NZ Couriers. Package didn't show up, new one got sent by the store, a week later a neighbor showed up with the original package and said she found it, and a few others dumped in her glass recycling bin.
January 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I think the most insane I got was NZ Couriers. Package didn't show up, new one got sent by the store, a week later a neighbor showed up with the original package and said she found it, and a few others dumped in her glass recycling bin.
Love it when NZPost does this. Last time they pulled it on me I was right by a window you have to walk past to get to my front door. Love it when they claim they tried but clearly didn't even come close.
January 21, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Love it when NZPost does this. Last time they pulled it on me I was right by a window you have to walk past to get to my front door. Love it when they claim they tried but clearly didn't even come close.
My cats are uninterested in birds, and are super territorial just outside my flat. There's a family of blackbirds that figured that out and they come and eat the blackberries just outside my door. They're not afraid of me anymore either, I can walk right past them.
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 AM
My cats are uninterested in birds, and are super territorial just outside my flat. There's a family of blackbirds that figured that out and they come and eat the blackberries just outside my door. They're not afraid of me anymore either, I can walk right past them.
Trump wasn't president when ICE was created, it was Bush Jr in 2002.
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Trump wasn't president when ICE was created, it was Bush Jr in 2002.
Reposted by Jess
people, stop being such rubes for capitalist state propaganda in red clothing.
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
people, stop being such rubes for capitalist state propaganda in red clothing.