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Author James Fuller
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Best Selling multi-genre author.
Cemetery Caretaker, and fitness guy on the side.
One day, I'll write the story you'll all remember me for.
Find my books here and everywhere else books are sold:
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Pinned
With Fuller's books, you get three guarantees

No punches will be pulled
Once the pedal hits the metal, it won't stop until every drop of gas is burned through
The main character will rip through hell to accomplish what they set out to do

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Queen of the Seas (The Pirate Queen Series Book 1)
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I am so close to be done the fall clean up in the cemetery! Then i can gut my office/lunch room and give it the much needed deep clean and reorganization it needs to make it a function space for us to be able to enjoy at lunch instead of feeling like survivors in an apocalypse.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Welp, the weather gods listened to me for last night at least. No snow this morning. Cold as a witches tit, but no snow.
Dear Weather,
Please don't snow this week. I need 3 more days to get everything finished in the cemetery so spring clean up isn't a pain in the ass. Just 3 more days please.
Sincerely a Cemetery Caretaker who is trying his best.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dear Weather,
Please don't snow this week. I need 3 more days to get everything finished in the cemetery so spring clean up isn't a pain in the ass. Just 3 more days please.
Sincerely a Cemetery Caretaker who is trying his best.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Gonna make chocolate chip banana pancakes for dinner tonight because it is the wife's last day of being 40, and might as well eat like it!
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Excuse me, but just what the fuck are you doing?
It's Sunday mother fucker, and here you are on Twitter scrolling about like you dont have a care in the world, pretending like you dont have at least 2 or 3 loads of laundry to do. Fucking smarten up and get your shit together!
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Plan for today,
Clean house
Laundry (cause you know Sunday)
Bake 2 lemon meringue pies
Maybe get out and gold pan a little more
Arm/ab workout
Relax
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Plans for today,
Coffee, and then another coffee.
Run to store to buy stuff to make Creme Brulees
Teach kid how to make Creme Brulees
Do back workout
Go gold panning and get rich
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I miss you uncle Jimmy... i'll use that fishing boat soon, I promise.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Dear Friday,
What up homie?
We rock out pretty good normally, and I love that about us, but today I need you to be 100% team James and go as planned at work today so i dont have to go into work tomorrow.
Then we can drink together tonight and get wrecked!
Signed Tired Me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The last month since being made boss, i have been giving 110% going in extra early, working through my breaks/ lunch, multitasking like a master, but i am burning out, and i can feel my body telling me enough is enough... sadly i need to keep it up for 2 more weeks at least.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you have siri, or alexa, of google home etc, ask it to tell you what "A seal pushed me yesterday" is in French.
You're welcome.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
As a cemetery caretaker, please, please, please! Do not leave glass items around plots, it is extremely dangerous. When we are working and cleaning leaves up or mowing sometimes we can't see them and then they shatter and spray glass everywhere and people get hurt.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
How is it only Wednesday??? It already feels like i have worked a full week. I am exhausted...
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ugh, it was such a Monday...
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Spent a good part of this weekend re-watching Fallout, i cant wait for season 2!
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Old hat on the right 2 new replacement hats on the left.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Eating lunch, than going on an adventure to find a new hat that is the same hat as the hat i have now, just new and not worn out.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Do i really need to remind you all what day it is today and what you should be doing?
a man wearing a shirt that says led zeppelin is leaning against a washing machine
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says led zeppelin is leaning against a washing machine
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November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Making some lunch, bacon and pumpkin sourdough french toast.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wife is out dancing and having a girls night and i am at home re-watching Fallout and drinking some wine enjoying the fact that i don't have to interact with mouth breathers.
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
22 bottles of Angels Blood wine (a mix of raspberry, pomegranate, and blackberry)
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Today's plan
Workout (chest/abs)
2 sourdough loaves (rosemary and cheddar, and pumpkin)
Bottle the last 5 gallons of wine
and then no idea lol
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I slept in until 8:45am... i actually got like 9 hours of sleep... i dont even know when the last time that happened... 15 years ago maybe? I feel like a new person.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
hahaha just watched Play Date on prime and holy fuck what a funny movie. Loved everything about it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just took Johnny Depp out of the fridge (the name of my sourdough starter) gonna make a Rosemary and cheddar, also a pumpkin sourdlugh tomorrow.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM