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Author James Fuller

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Best Selling multi-genre author. Cemetery Caretaker, and fitness guy on the side. One day, I'll write the story you'll all remember me for. Find my books here and everywhere else books are sold: https://www.amazon.com/stores/James-Fuller/author/B006TNSNSS

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · Sep 20

With Fuller's books, you get three guarantees

No punches will be pulled
Once the pedal hits the metal, it won't stop until every drop of gas is burned through
The main character will rip through hell to accomplish what they set out to do

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Queen of the Seas (The Pirate Queen Series Book 1)

Queen of the Seas (The Pirate Queen Series Book 1) - Kindle edition by Fuller, James. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Queen of the Seas (The Pirate Queen Series Book 1).

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 5h

Clean and fresh!

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 5h

I got my eye on you Monday... let's just take this nice and easy and no one has to get hurt...

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 1d

Me: "Ah, a nice healthy sensible lunch" (some cheese and crackers, grapes and an orange)
Wife: "That is, but i am stealing some of your orange."
Me: "I know, peeled an extra one just for you."
Wife eats orange: "I always forget how good fruit tastes."
Me: LMFAO

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 1d

Once more, the time has come for Papa James to remind you all that it is Sunday, and you must do your laundry. For the world of tomorrow should not suffer the lingering stench of last week upon you! For new stenches await you!

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 1d

We really need to just get rid of time change already. Like what a doubt thing to still have happen each year.

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 2d

Went into work today (my day off) to check on the place after Halloween cause you know dumb ppl. Everything was good. Stayed for 2 hours and got a little extra work done just for good measure. Bac home now and making bacon and hashbrowns for brunch!

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 2d

Public Halloween Announcement
Some many of you might wanna go into a cemetery or graveyard tonight and get freaked out by trying to spot a ghost or spirit. As a cemetery caretaker i feel it is my responsibility to tell you they won't be there. They always go party at Crystal lake

a boat with a red oar is floating on a body of water

ALT: a boat with a red oar is floating on a body of water

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Halloween everyone!

a black and white photo of a nightmare before christmas scene with the words this is halloween everybody make a scene

ALT: a black and white photo of a nightmare before christmas scene with the words this is halloween everybody make a scene

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 3d

Dear Insomnia,
Could you maybe you know, fuck off?
Sincerely, someone who doesn't have time for this shit.

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 3d

thanks

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 3d

I am trying to be a leader, not a boss. Leading by example, i will be out there doing the shit jobs right beside them.

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 3d

It's been a wild last 2 days at the cemetery stepping into the boss role and having a lot thrown on my plate all at once, but damn i got to say the crew and I are killing it and getting so much work done!

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 4d

Burrr! It is -2C outside (or 28F if you live in a third world country)
But damn, it's going to be an electric sock kind of day!

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 5d

I still snack right up until bed time LOL just not after i lay down. Everything is fair game until that moment.

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 5d

205 nights, no mid night snacking!
That is roughly 102500 garbage calories uneaten.
Or, roughly 29.3lbs.
I feel better and I sleep better (on average)

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 5d

I really hope it doesnt rain tomorrow. Leaf clean up sucks when everything is soaking wet and you're being rained on only makes it worse... and cold.

Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 6d

I have been at the cemetery job for 1 year 6 months, and 7 days, or oddly enough 555 days, from bottom of the barrel to boss. That's crazy to think about.