authorblues
@authorblu.es
he/him 🏳️🌈 | twitch partner | former-ish speedrunner | cs prof | generative AI luddite 🎮 biz: [email protected]
Using Charlie Brown and Lucy as a metaphor for the Dems and the GOP respectively, when she pulls the football out of the way, is particularly apt because typically the person who holds the football and the person who kicks the football play for the same team.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Using Charlie Brown and Lucy as a metaphor for the Dems and the GOP respectively, when she pulls the football out of the way, is particularly apt because typically the person who holds the football and the person who kicks the football play for the same team.
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Bank or Stank 29 is up! Phantasmal Flames sure is a set. youtube.com/shorts/Pvy_q...
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Bank or Stank 29 is up! Phantasmal Flames sure is a set. youtube.com/shorts/Pvy_q...
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i'm really annoyed the internet has reached a point where people by default think every game is bad, especially with older ones. i get this from random chatters no matter how much i am enjoying myself, streamers have their whole personality revolve around trashing every tiny thing, it's exhausting
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i'm really annoyed the internet has reached a point where people by default think every game is bad, especially with older ones. i get this from random chatters no matter how much i am enjoying myself, streamers have their whole personality revolve around trashing every tiny thing, it's exhausting
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lou bega doesn't know what instruments are
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
lou bega doesn't know what instruments are
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A week from tomorrow (11/15), I'll be raising money for the Second Harvest Food Bank of Northwest NC with Pit Crew alongside @authorblu.es . We want to help out our community during a time where not everyone can afford to put food on the table.
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A week from tomorrow (11/15), I'll be raising money for the Second Harvest Food Bank of Northwest NC with Pit Crew alongside @authorblu.es . We want to help out our community during a time where not everyone can afford to put food on the table.
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As a reminder, I'll be on the front page of Twitch starting one hour from now and lasting for eight hours. It'll be a relatively pg stream!
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
As a reminder, I'll be on the front page of Twitch starting one hour from now and lasting for eight hours. It'll be a relatively pg stream!
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"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
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Bank or Stank 24 is up. Have fun and give it some love. They gotta stop stinking at some point, right?
www.youtube.com/shorts/cP-8s...
www.youtube.com/shorts/cP-8s...
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Bank or Stank 24 is up. Have fun and give it some love. They gotta stop stinking at some point, right?
www.youtube.com/shorts/cP-8s...
www.youtube.com/shorts/cP-8s...
Ditto for me. If you are interested in being on Arcade Pit and you're not sure how to get involved, hit me up. I'll put you in contact with the right people. It's a ton of silly fun.
I've been sending out feelers to some of them but to any oomf that doesn't know- I do cohost a gameshow on Sunday Nights, the Arcade Pit, and I'd love to get some of my mutuals on there!
Hit me up here or on Discord if you're interested, we'd love to have you!
Hit me up here or on Discord if you're interested, we'd love to have you!
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Ditto for me. If you are interested in being on Arcade Pit and you're not sure how to get involved, hit me up. I'll put you in contact with the right people. It's a ton of silly fun.
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I've been sending out feelers to some of them but to any oomf that doesn't know- I do cohost a gameshow on Sunday Nights, the Arcade Pit, and I'd love to get some of my mutuals on there!
Hit me up here or on Discord if you're interested, we'd love to have you!
Hit me up here or on Discord if you're interested, we'd love to have you!
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I've been sending out feelers to some of them but to any oomf that doesn't know- I do cohost a gameshow on Sunday Nights, the Arcade Pit, and I'd love to get some of my mutuals on there!
Hit me up here or on Discord if you're interested, we'd love to have you!
Hit me up here or on Discord if you're interested, we'd love to have you!
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My niece is missing. She was last seen in Patterson, NJ on Oct 25th. Please help us find her.
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My niece is missing. She was last seen in Patterson, NJ on Oct 25th. Please help us find her.
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This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
Probably a picture of me picking up a sandwich with my fingers with the caption "Gross."
What picture would they use for you?
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Probably a picture of me picking up a sandwich with my fingers with the caption "Gross."
My dad is the same age as his nephews, so I call them all aunt and uncle, even though we're cousins. Where's my NYT hit piece?
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My dad is the same age as his nephews, so I call them all aunt and uncle, even though we're cousins. Where's my NYT hit piece?
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Halloween Arcade Pit time!
twitch.tv/smight
@authorblu.es and @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social
vs
@sword.zone and @wobblypython.bsky.social
See you there!
twitch.tv/smight
@authorblu.es and @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social
vs
@sword.zone and @wobblypython.bsky.social
See you there!
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Halloween Arcade Pit time!
twitch.tv/smight
@authorblu.es and @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social
vs
@sword.zone and @wobblypython.bsky.social
See you there!
twitch.tv/smight
@authorblu.es and @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social
vs
@sword.zone and @wobblypython.bsky.social
See you there!
Every year I play through Eternal Darkness, all three stories, about 15 hours long. Today is that day. Now is that time. twitch.tv/authorblues is that place. Eternal Darkness is that game.
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auth (he/him) (I prefer it written lowercase). I'm a speedrunner, well-known Bad Games apologist, and La-Mulana superfan -- Business inquiries: [email protected]
twitch.tv
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every year I play through Eternal Darkness, all three stories, about 15 hours long. Today is that day. Now is that time. twitch.tv/authorblues is that place. Eternal Darkness is that game.
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By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich.
There is no more "center" anymore, despite what pundits say.
Watch.
There is no more "center" anymore, despite what pundits say.
Watch.
The Failures of “Centrism”
Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich.
There is no more "center" anymore, despite what pundits say.
Watch.
There is no more "center" anymore, despite what pundits say.
Watch.
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The way that @skybilz.bsky.social plays Tears of the Kingdom is upsetting. I'm currently forming a task force to figure out how her brain works so we can put a stop to it. www.twitch.tv/skybilz/clip...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The way that @skybilz.bsky.social plays Tears of the Kingdom is upsetting. I'm currently forming a task force to figure out how her brain works so we can put a stop to it. www.twitch.tv/skybilz/clip...
The way that @skybilz.bsky.social plays Tears of the Kingdom is upsetting. I'm currently forming a task force to figure out how her brain works so we can put a stop to it. www.twitch.tv/skybilz/clip...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The way that @skybilz.bsky.social plays Tears of the Kingdom is upsetting. I'm currently forming a task force to figure out how her brain works so we can put a stop to it. www.twitch.tv/skybilz/clip...
Looking into the largest I can get this printed *immediately*
I made a map of La-Mulana!
I've tried to hand-draw every nook and cranny of the ruins. There are still a couple things to touch up, and I'm sure I made some mistakes; let me know if you notice any. 💕
drive.google.com/file/d/16JoM...
I've tried to hand-draw every nook and cranny of the ruins. There are still a couple things to touch up, and I'm sure I made some mistakes; let me know if you notice any. 💕
drive.google.com/file/d/16JoM...
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Looking into the largest I can get this printed *immediately*
So true, bestie. So many more people watch the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie every day than play Super Mario Bros.
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So true, bestie. So many more people watch the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie every day than play Super Mario Bros.