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Diane Ackland
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Author, geek, creative. Writer of sexy books to geek out about. Neurospicy and disabled. Bisexual disaster and trash goblin. Pen name for Molly Schlemmer.

http://www.dianeackland.com
Rudy really did not like the sweatshirt I got him. Also, apparently pet clothes need two front legs in order to stay on.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hi all! No new chapter of Human After All this week, as I have been under the weather. If you haven't read the first two chapters of my sci-fi romance serial yet, now's a great time to catch up for Chapter 3 next week!

www.dianeackland.com/human-after-...
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is Quill, who left us just before COVID hit in 2020. She was a sweet little girl who meowed insistently despite not making a sound and dealt with many an involuntary bath from our other cat, Andy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Chapter 1 of my new sci-fi romance serial is out now! Join Captain Jez Shaw and his crew as they investigate what happened to the Theta-1 Expedition. Check it out now!

If you're new, check out the prologue posted last week before reading the new chapter.

www.dianeackland.com/human-after-...
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Would you like to get in on the ground floor of a new sci-fi romance? Of course you would! Check out the Prologue to Human After All, my new weekly serial, at the link below and sign up to receive the next chapter directly to your inbox!

www.dianeackland.com/human-after-...
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m going to need someone to write me a romance hero wearing this outfit, because WOOF.
October 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Anyone else get a reply from this guy just now on a post that has been bahleeted and the account nuked?

Awfully sus given Jay’s waffle post this week.
October 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I saw your map and immediately thought of the pedestrian crossing at Lake Shore Drive and Balbo in Chicago. It’s the closest ped crossing to the museum campus coming from the north, and is routinely a hazard to cross.

People also illegally cross at LSD and Roosevelt, with deadly results.
September 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Fuck Ohio.
September 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Perfect albums that came out when I was 16.
July 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn’t judge.

P.S.: if you remember this TV show, we need to talk!
July 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is who runs this account.
June 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Alex Lane, private detective, is having a very bad week. Danny Ellis is back in town after abandoning her six years ago, and he’s hiding something that will completely change her world.

Read Alex and Danny’s story in Strange Magic, now posting on Radish! https://radishfiction.com/stories/32702
May 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rudy looking out upon his kingdom (the back yard).
May 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
TFW you spend all night hyperfixated on finding the right stock image only to come up empty-handed, so you make a composite reference and start drawing.
May 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Strange Magic is a slow-burn friends-to-lovers urban fantasy romance.

Come for the deeply complicated relationship between two private eyes, stay for the magical murders and the creepy mannequins tying the whole case together.

Currently publishing on Radish! radish.app.link/RNTbvunEbTb
May 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's here! My debut novel, Strange Magic, is being serialized on #radishfiction!

Strange Magic is a slow-burn friends-to-lovers urban fantasy romance set in Chicago. You can read the first 5 chapters free on the Radish app! radish.app.link/RNTbvunEbTb

#booksky #urbanfantasy #romance
May 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

(Yes, he is a tripawd. Fuck cancer.)
May 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Rudy will cuddle no matter the circumstances. Lap occupied? He will make do.
May 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I really hope I’m the one laying the smackdown, because I’m already in rough shape lol.
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Without downloading new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Stickers and highlighters are a very important part of the planner/notebook experience for me. Case in point:
November 25, 2024 at 6:23 PM
The energy I am bringing to 2025
November 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Rudy was very cozy last night.
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM