ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾
@aut0hphobia.bsky.social
🌸 31 | Sapphic | She/Her 🌸
✨️irl Wife: @Crittycent.bsky.social✨️
Dragon Age / Pokémon / Cyberpunk 2077 / Politics / Parenting
18+ pls
Feral housewife, cool mom
AuDHD, leftist, disabled, and absolutely ✨️delightful✨️
🏳️⚧️ Protect Trans Youth 🏳️⚧️
✨️irl Wife: @Crittycent.bsky.social✨️
Dragon Age / Pokémon / Cyberpunk 2077 / Politics / Parenting
18+ pls
Feral housewife, cool mom
AuDHD, leftist, disabled, and absolutely ✨️delightful✨️
🏳️⚧️ Protect Trans Youth 🏳️⚧️
Wife is so good to me 😭
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Wife is so good to me 😭
When my kid was 6 I spent ages trying to make her understand "fisting" and "punching" were not the same thing and that "I'm fisting Anakin" is VERY different than "I'm punching Anakin"
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
When my kid was 6 I spent ages trying to make her understand "fisting" and "punching" were not the same thing and that "I'm fisting Anakin" is VERY different than "I'm punching Anakin"
Little dude thought he'd walk right over the snow
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Little dude thought he'd walk right over the snow
Stalking my bluesky to out me to my mom sure is fucking psychotic behavior from another queer person
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Stalking my bluesky to out me to my mom sure is fucking psychotic behavior from another queer person
Everyone on Facebook is like "delete tiktok bc it's now owned by a bad conservative guy!"
My sibling in Christ you are posting this on FACEBOOK, also owned by a bad conservative guy
My sibling in Christ you are posting this on FACEBOOK, also owned by a bad conservative guy
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Everyone on Facebook is like "delete tiktok bc it's now owned by a bad conservative guy!"
My sibling in Christ you are posting this on FACEBOOK, also owned by a bad conservative guy
My sibling in Christ you are posting this on FACEBOOK, also owned by a bad conservative guy
Telin "Rook" Ingellvar, necromancer
I think she's adorable
Next time I'll play a not-elf not-mage but this time we're going elf mage again
I think she's adorable
Next time I'll play a not-elf not-mage but this time we're going elf mage again
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Telin "Rook" Ingellvar, necromancer
I think she's adorable
Next time I'll play a not-elf not-mage but this time we're going elf mage again
I think she's adorable
Next time I'll play a not-elf not-mage but this time we're going elf mage again
So ACTUALLY Critty builds the wall
But I throw hands in my sleep so... y'know. Totally fair. I knocked a tooth out of her mouth in my sleep a few years back 😭
Neither of us can sleep on our side to spoon anyway cause our necks are all fucked up
But I throw hands in my sleep so... y'know. Totally fair. I knocked a tooth out of her mouth in my sleep a few years back 😭
Neither of us can sleep on our side to spoon anyway cause our necks are all fucked up
Shout out to all the couples who can actually like spoon and snuggle at night with their partner.
Pretty Lady and I build a wall of pillows and have our own blankets with a single access point for us to touch hands or arms through the night.
Mr. Puppy guards the wall, at all times.
Pretty Lady and I build a wall of pillows and have our own blankets with a single access point for us to touch hands or arms through the night.
Mr. Puppy guards the wall, at all times.
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
So ACTUALLY Critty builds the wall
But I throw hands in my sleep so... y'know. Totally fair. I knocked a tooth out of her mouth in my sleep a few years back 😭
Neither of us can sleep on our side to spoon anyway cause our necks are all fucked up
But I throw hands in my sleep so... y'know. Totally fair. I knocked a tooth out of her mouth in my sleep a few years back 😭
Neither of us can sleep on our side to spoon anyway cause our necks are all fucked up
'Varric' pretending to be part of the conversation with Harding about finding Evka and Antoine is diabolical
But kinda funny that Harding walks in to you chatting to thin air, "am i interrupting something?" Naaah just Rook hallucinating, nbd
But kinda funny that Harding walks in to you chatting to thin air, "am i interrupting something?" Naaah just Rook hallucinating, nbd
January 24, 2026 at 5:57 PM
'Varric' pretending to be part of the conversation with Harding about finding Evka and Antoine is diabolical
But kinda funny that Harding walks in to you chatting to thin air, "am i interrupting something?" Naaah just Rook hallucinating, nbd
But kinda funny that Harding walks in to you chatting to thin air, "am i interrupting something?" Naaah just Rook hallucinating, nbd
This is literally how @crittycent.bsky.social and I were
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
This is literally how @crittycent.bsky.social and I were
Finally starting Veilguard again! I kept trying to restart but didn't want to give up the feeling of that first playthrough. But it's been a while now, so it is time
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Finally starting Veilguard again! I kept trying to restart but didn't want to give up the feeling of that first playthrough. But it's been a while now, so it is time
I can't drive irl but I'm the household Mario Kart champion
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I can't drive irl but I'm the household Mario Kart champion
This time I kept trying to hit myself with shells so kiddo would win
It worked, she won 2 out of 4 races for the first time ever
It worked, she won 2 out of 4 races for the first time ever
Listening to my pretty lady beat my daughter at Mario kart from the other room is simply gold.
Wifey is unfuckwithable at Mario Kart, girl wins all the time. It tilts me and kiddo.
But the laughter and grumbling as a third party is delightful to hear.
Its the little shit. 🥂✨️
Wifey is unfuckwithable at Mario Kart, girl wins all the time. It tilts me and kiddo.
But the laughter and grumbling as a third party is delightful to hear.
Its the little shit. 🥂✨️
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
This time I kept trying to hit myself with shells so kiddo would win
It worked, she won 2 out of 4 races for the first time ever
It worked, she won 2 out of 4 races for the first time ever
Took a break lol
Day 13, hour 6: nothing
Day 13, hour 6: nothing
Day 12, hour 7: not a damn thing again
Day 11, hour 8: nothing at all today
January 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Took a break lol
Day 13, hour 6: nothing
Day 13, hour 6: nothing
Fuck, man
I don't live in Lewiston but know folks who do. I hope ICE fails miserably.
I don't live in Lewiston but know folks who do. I hope ICE fails miserably.
BREAKING — Mayor of Lewiston, Maine posts on FB that ICE is coming to the city imminently. This confirms my reporting the agency is planning a surge in the city and state generally.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Fuck, man
I don't live in Lewiston but know folks who do. I hope ICE fails miserably.
I don't live in Lewiston but know folks who do. I hope ICE fails miserably.
Still being able to crash out while on seroquel, lamotrigine, clonidine, lexapro and wellbutrin has gotta be a talent right?
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Still being able to crash out while on seroquel, lamotrigine, clonidine, lexapro and wellbutrin has gotta be a talent right?
Yes I did just pull a tissue out of the box and had a spider jump out at the same time
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Yes I did just pull a tissue out of the box and had a spider jump out at the same time
Day 12, hour 7: not a damn thing again
Day 11, hour 8: nothing at all today
Day 10, hour 7: shiny male Chikorita
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Day 12, hour 7: not a damn thing again
Did Millions Knives name himself that? Or did Rem really go "you'll be Vash and you'll be MILLIONS KNIVES but Nai for short"
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Did Millions Knives name himself that? Or did Rem really go "you'll be Vash and you'll be MILLIONS KNIVES but Nai for short"
Day 11, hour 8: nothing at all today
Day 10, hour 7: shiny male Chikorita
Day 9, hour 12: another double spawn of shiny male chikorita and shiny Roserade?? What
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Day 11, hour 8: nothing at all today
Reposted by ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾
Day 10, hour 7: shiny male Chikorita
Day 9, hour 12: another double spawn of shiny male chikorita and shiny Roserade?? What
Day 9, hour 11, still: shiny Bulbasaur
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Day 10, hour 7: shiny male Chikorita
Day 9, hour 12: another double spawn of shiny male chikorita and shiny Roserade?? What
Day 9, hour 11, still: shiny Bulbasaur
Day 9, hour 11: shiny roserade, shiny make Chikorita at the same time somehow
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Day 9, hour 12: another double spawn of shiny male chikorita and shiny Roserade?? What
Day 9, hour 11, still: shiny Bulbasaur
Day 9, hour 11: shiny roserade, shiny make Chikorita at the same time somehow
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
Day 9, hour 9: shiny male Chikorita
Womp womp
Womp womp
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Day 9, hour 11, still: shiny Bulbasaur
Day 9, hour 11: shiny roserade, shiny make Chikorita at the same time somehow
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
Day 9, hour 9: shiny male Chikorita
Womp womp
Womp womp
Day 9, hour 1: shiny male chikorita
Eventually it'll be a girl
My precious first self-obtained shiny Pokémon was a full odds female Chikorita on SoulSilver and when my games got stolen, I lost her, so I'd like her back, in a sense
Eventually it'll be a girl
My precious first self-obtained shiny Pokémon was a full odds female Chikorita on SoulSilver and when my games got stolen, I lost her, so I'd like her back, in a sense
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Day 9, hour 11: shiny roserade, shiny make Chikorita at the same time somehow
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one
My pain your gain lmao
Day 9, hour 9: shiny male Chikorita
Womp womp
Womp womp
Day 9, hour 1: shiny male chikorita
Eventually it'll be a girl
My precious first self-obtained shiny Pokémon was a full odds female Chikorita on SoulSilver and when my games got stolen, I lost her, so I'd like her back, in a sense
Eventually it'll be a girl
My precious first self-obtained shiny Pokémon was a full odds female Chikorita on SoulSilver and when my games got stolen, I lost her, so I'd like her back, in a sense
Day 8, hour 4: shiny Roserade
The hunt continues
The hunt continues
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Day 9, hour 9: shiny male Chikorita
Womp womp
Womp womp