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Austin Corbett
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Applicable today
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Tom Brady is posing as a college QB now? Maybe Jordan can find him a gf so he can go on double dates with Bill.
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza so far in the College Football Playoff:

485 passing yards
8 TDs, 0 INTs
Literally spitting blood
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Lil bro sits down next to me on the plane, takes his socks and shoes off, and asks chatgpt "why do we have TSA?"
January 19, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Loved this season and watching this team. They fought and fought and fought. They're building something special, but it'll have to be continued next season.

Note of gratitude to all the Bears fans on here as well. Was a pleasure following this season along with you all.
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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What a pleasure it’s been to watch this Bears defense tonight
January 19, 2026 at 1:49 AM
View looks a little different tonight, but the Bears look great!
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Aaron Rodgers is no Caleb Williams...
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
"prove you're innocent" seems to be the go-to approach with this administration...
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Dubs in the chat
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Can confirm
Bears have a pulse
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Bears have a pulse
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Go Bears 🐻⬇️
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Being a new Bears fan has become my entire personality and I'm only slightly embarrassed but mostly unapologetic about it. #beardown
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Charlie Sheen if he was a tea spokesperson: "TWININGS!"
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm a man of the people. No apologies. Good better best.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Did not think the Bears were one of those Disney movie miracle season-ass teams, but maybe?
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Go Bears. Unfrikinbelievable.
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I think this means it's about leverage. The outrage and mockery that NW Indiana would bring is a disqualifier in and of itself. Might as well look at SE Wisconsin at that rate...
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Heavy cream is too heavy.
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Salma Hayek, Elijah Wood, Antonio Banderas, Selena Gomez, Sylvester Stallone, George Clooney, Danny Trejo, Steve Buscemi. Star-studded cast. Name that movie...
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Let's put it this way... And I know this may be controversial. But "Go Bears."
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"good" "better" "best" #lfg
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Go bears!
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Guys can listen to a little Phoebe Bridgers
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM