Austin Gorton
@austingorton.bsky.social
Reviewing every X-Book from #1 on. Celebrating #50YearsOfX. Skeeting [...sigh] a #TradingCardADay. Writing fiction. Co-host @AVSEPod. Editor at ComicsXF. Bylines linktr.ee/austingorton. He/Him.
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The guys’ chiropractors would be very angry if they saw that picture.
The guys’ chiropractors would be very angry if they saw that picture.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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The guys’ chiropractors would be very angry if they saw that picture.
The guys’ chiropractors would be very angry if they saw that picture.
It definitely makes a difference when they start young and get old, but as a child of 90210, for me they’ve still got a ways to go before they hit full “playing a teen while looking like they can’t stand up without groaning.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It definitely makes a difference when they start young and get old, but as a child of 90210, for me they’ve still got a ways to go before they hit full “playing a teen while looking like they can’t stand up without groaning.”
Gen Xers got Foreigner!
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gen Xers got Foreigner!
What a delightfully random bit of ad copy
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What a delightfully random bit of ad copy
I’m impressed Savannah knew Aunt May lives in Queens. Or at least that the detail was included in the text they were given.
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m impressed Savannah knew Aunt May lives in Queens. Or at least that the detail was included in the text they were given.
He also doesn’t say “ho, ho, ho” anymore, that’s probably a thing too. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
He also doesn’t say “ho, ho, ho” anymore, that’s probably a thing too. 😆
“Whether you like it or not!”
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“Whether you like it or not!”
Sorry, Central Time is the Goldilocks time. Not too early, not too late. It is the objectively best time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sorry, Central Time is the Goldilocks time. Not too early, not too late. It is the objectively best time.
That Superman balloon should be exhibit A in the argument against anyone declaring a depiction of Superman is “wrong.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That Superman balloon should be exhibit A in the argument against anyone declaring a depiction of Superman is “wrong.”
Oh, absolutely! And I love it!
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh, absolutely! And I love it!
I wonder if you incepted me…
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I wonder if you incepted me…
Did I post twice again? 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Did I post twice again? 🙃